Chapter 192: In danger

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The two old guys took out their phones at the same time and looked on the screen. It turned out to be an offline file, with the file name on it being "Siku Quanshu's Pill Master".

The two old guys' eyes lit up and they quickly opened the file. A series of text immediately appeared on the screen of their mobile phone...

"Hahahahaha... It's true, it's true..." The old pervert looked it over and couldn't help laughing. "Although there are many key steps missing, just by comparing Taoist scriptures, it's easy to make up for them..."

"Stop talking nonsense. There are so many Taoist masters in history. If they can make up for it, they would have made up for it long ago?" The old liar looked depressed. The alchemy skills are indeed real, but they are incomplete. Many key parts have been tampered with. As long as they practice, they will definitely be fine at the beginning, but as they practice over time, there is definitely a risk of becoming possessed by the devil.

"Hmph..." The old pervert just hummed twice with pride and said nothing, but the old liar understood a little. Don't be this old guy who has a way to restore the alchemy skills, right?

The old liar couldn't help but look at the old pervert eagerly.

"Hehehehe...it's no big deal to tell you. We have already obtained most of the alchemy part. The worst part is this part..." The old pervert pondered for a while, smiled, and finally told his old friend.

"You old guy is so nice..." the old liar said moved.

"Okay, okay, if you want to be cool outside, just cool down. We are almost frozen to death, so we won't be with you..." Yang Ming said, pulling Wei Qingqing into the house.

Two old guys followed.

After entering the house, Mrs. Liu was sitting on the kang watching TV. The scenes on the TV were taken centered on Yang Ming. Mrs. Liu was giggling while watching.

"You guys, you guys can play for yourself. I'll go outside and cool down for a while..." The old pervert blushed and flicked directly, and hid in the cowshed in the backyard.

"I, I'll go out and have a look..." The old liar also looked embarrassed and went straight to the front yard and got into the west wing.

"Yang Ming, you're so bad. You deliberately stimulated them and took a photo of their ugly face?" Mrs. Liu suppressed her smile and gave Yang Ming a blank look.

"Hmph! Who asked them to hit my husband? If my husband hadn't had good health and recovered quickly, he would have become a panda now..." Wei Qingqing was angry when she mentioned Yang Ming's beating. The two of them jointly bullied one. Isn't it too unreasonable? Although either of them could easily knock Yang Ming down.

"Haha..." Yang Ming sat on the head of the kang, "Where is Fat Aunt?"

"I went to the market with Zhang Xiaofei. Fatty Aunt was going to the market. Zhang Xiaofei insisted on following me and wanted to find me. I didn't go, so I asked Fatty Aunt to follow me..." Mrs. Liu took out a big apple from the pile of quilts, bite her, and said.

Wei Qingqing climbed onto the kang, grabbed the apple with her hands, and said, "You can't tell anyone what you see today..."

Mrs. Liu rolled her eyes and said, "Look at what you said, I'm so ignorant? If you don't say anything else, just talking about the thermostat, it's not too much to spread. I said you are so bold, and you just trust those two old men?" She didn't take out the apples and picked up the work and started working.

"It's not me who trusts others, but who guarantees them. I can't help but believe it..." Yang Ming's hand reached into the quilt, took out a big peach, and bit it, but then he reacted: "Hey, I said, who put the peach in the quilt? I don't know it has fur? Let's take a look..." Yang Ming looked at the quilt he took out the peach, and his face turned dark: "Isn't this my quilt? Who did it?"

"Hehehe, it's not me, it's not me..." Mrs. Liu smiled and shook her hands repeatedly.

"It's even more impossible for me. Husband, think about it. Sometimes we both sleep on the same quilt. Can I do that?" Wei Qingqing said in a coquettish voice, glancing at Sister Liu with her eyes.

"Sister Liu, you are really not interested enough..." Yang Ming glared at Sister Liu and said.

"Yang Ming, if you think of your sister-in-law like this, it will make your sister-in-law sad..." Sister Liu immediately looked aggrieved.

"Okay, okay, I don't miss you so much. This peach was drilled into it by itself..." Looking at Mrs. Liu's aggrieved look, Yang Ming's head immediately became bigger.

"You still don't believe me..." Mrs. Liu was about to cry.

"You have learned to pretend this night..." Wei Qingqing looked at Mrs. Liu with contempt and said.

"I'm happy..." Mrs. Liu changed her face quickly, and immediately turned dark and blinked at Wei Qingqing.

"What did you buy at the market yesterday?" Yang Ming asked while gnawing on the peaches.

"What else can I buy? It's just some food and fun, but Fangfang is crazy. When you say that her parents came, they almost made the pork stalls and fish stalls, and they were rich and powerful..." Liu's wife thought of the excitement that Sun Fangfang received the news of her parents' arrival yesterday, which made her smack her tongue.

"She and her parents have seen each other a few times a year..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Oh... did you go back to Liujia Village yesterday?" Yang Ming asked.

"See what you asked, that's my parents' home. I came back after dinner..." said Mrs. Liu.

"Then you looked at the former uncle and the others, too?" Yang Ming asked.

"I want to go and see it, but Uncle Zheng didn't let me in and said I was the wife of the Zheng family..." Mrs. Liu said, curling her lips.

"You two are really interesting..." Wei Qingqing's tone was sour, "When Yang Ming used to call Uncle Zheng, and Sister Liu called Uncle Qian, but now she's just coming back..."

"Hmph..." Mrs. Liu hummed twice in her throat, "After I die, I will enter the Yang family's ancestral tomb. Of course, I will call it whatever Yang Ming calls it..."

"Stop talking nonsense... You are the wife of the Zheng family, why should you enter the ancestral tomb of our Yang family?" Wei Qingqing's eyes widened.

"I can't enter the Zheng family's ancestral tomb. Zheng Dazhi's parents have long been married to their son, so I'm redundant..." said Mrs. Liu.

In folk customs, a bachelor cannot enter the ancestral grave. Therefore, generally speaking, young and middle-aged people who pass away must form a yin relative before they can be buried in the ancestral grave. Even if they cannot form a yin relative, then they can still count by carving individuals with stones and wood and burying them together.

"Then you can't go to our ancestral tomb, right?" Wei Qingqing was worried about Liu's thought of entering the ancestral tomb of Yang's family, and that was a matter of status.

"Then let your sister-in-law be a lonely ghost? In fact, it's okay to be a lonely ghost. As long as you can chat with me in your dream every night, the lonely ghost will be a lonely ghost..." said Mrs. Liu.

"..." Wei Qingqing pouted, "Stop scaring me, if you die, I will hang a peach wood sword on the head of the kang..."

"You are cruel enough..." Mrs. Liu glared at Wei Qingqing fiercely.

"Okay, okay, you two are crazy and have a good life. You are saying such scary words..." Yang Ming quickly asked them to stop and got off the kang. "It's all the time, and you don't have time to play. You guys play at home. I'll go outside to catch some fish in the river..."

"There are ice in the river outside, how can I catch it?" Wei Qingqing didn't understand.

"Stupid, just chisel the ice open. When the ice is chiseled, the fish will come to breathe by itself, and you can catch it with a sash..." said Mrs. Liu.

"Hate, who told you to say that? They are playing tricks with their husbands..." Wei Qingqing said in a coquettish voice, stretching out two fingers and pinching Mrs. Liu's arm.

"It hurts..." Mrs. Liu snapped and knocked Wei Qingqing's hand off and looked at Yang Ming: "Yang Ming, don't use escape skills. Let me explain it clearly. After I die, will you let me enter your ancestral grave?"

"This, actually, I don't count on it. I can't be the head of our Yang family, right?" Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Nonsense, of course you can't behaved now? I'm not going to die now?" Mrs. Liu gave Yang Ming a fierce look, "When I die, 80% of your Yang family will be the master of your family..."

"This..." Yang Ming's forehead was sweating. In fact, what Liu Mrs. Liu said was right. If the development continues according to this momentum, when the older generation passed away, Yang Ming became the leader of the Yang family. It is a foregone conclusion. Although he is not the eldest among the peers of the Yang family, he is the most promising, that is, he has the golden finger. He will definitely have the greatest say in the Yang family in the future.

"What? You don't want to enjoy the beauty after you die? There is only one wife when you are alive, and there are two when you die. Be beautiful..." Mrs. Liu's big eyes bent into crescent moons.

"I'm a big guy..." Wei Qingqing directly corrected her status.

"Ehuang Nuying..." said Mrs. Liu.

"Impossible..." Wei Qingqing was aggressive and refused to let him go. "It would be nice to let you enter the door. Do you still want to be on an equal footing with me? I am the one who passed on the family line for the Old Yang family. Can you?"

"Why can't I? I have children in my belly, but you, how do you know that there is a boy in your belly? What if it's a girl?" said Mrs. Liu.

"Tsk, my husband said, "It's just a girl. If he planted beans, can I still grow melons? Besides, is the one in your belly planted by our Yang family?" Wei Qingqing said proudly.

"Why isn't it? After I was born, I asked him and Yang Ming to recognize each other's relatives. See if he is..." said Mrs. Liu.

"You still get bloody and recognize your relatives? Those with the same blood type can blend together. This is what fools know. If you have a DNA test, you can do it..." Wei Qingqing said disdainfully.

"Do it, do it, then I will let you know that my son is Yang Ming's seed..." said Mrs. Liu.

"You two crazy..." Yang Ming wiped the sweat beads on his forehead and flashed directly. Sometimes, I really don't know what this woman is thinking about.

It really corresponds to a song. Don’t guess the girl’s thoughts, boy, you can’t understand after guessing...

Yang Ming came to the front yard and got into the west wing.

"Come?" The old liar was squatting in the corner and cat. When he saw Yang Ming coming in, he couldn't help but greet him.

"Haha, what are you doing?" Yang Ming asked with a smile, taking off the sieve from the wall. He wanted to use this to catch fish.

"You're so embarrassed to say that? The two of us brothers have fallen and can only hide here..." the old liar said angrily.

"But... you don't have to put your butt in front of the camera? Show us your beautiful butt? You are so charming..." Yang Ming smiled.

With a 'swoosh', the old liar rushed up and rushed out of the west wing, his face turned red with a angrily voice: "Your family... your family is a wolf's nest, no, your family is more dangerous than a wolf's nest. It's so despicable and shameless..." The old liar really cursed this time. His heart, which is no longer young, was actually hurt by Yang Ming one after another.

"Another curse, I will post it on the Internet..." Yang Ming's words made the old liar stop at that time.

"Haha, you're busy, the toilet is in the backyard..." Yang Ming took the sieve and the chisel with a chisel and iron chisel, walked out of the west wing with a smile, greeted the old liar, and walked directly to the riverside opposite.

"Toilet?" The old liar didn't understand what Yang Ming told him about the toilet, but then he thought that he had just squatted in the west wing, just like going to the toilet? His old face turned black immediately, but he really didn't dare to challenge Yang Ming. This kid looked like a soft and hard thing, and maybe he could really post his videos to the Internet.

The river is not wide, but it is definitely not narrow. It is very cold and thick. When you step on it, it is solid like a cement floor.

Yang Ming walked to the center of the river, took a chisel and an iron chisel, and dug a large hole about one meter in diameter on the ice.

The broken ice was cleaned by the sieve. Soon, a large number of fish immediately rushed into the ice hole. They all came here to breathe. In the middle of winter, they were held in the ice. If there was a chance of breathing, they would definitely not let it go.

The blisters of "Pu Pu" came out, and the fish's mouths were opened and closed, breathing greedily. Yang Ming saw it clearly. These fish were all big fish more than half a foot, and they were different from the ice holes chiseled by the old pervert under the bridge. When building the bridge, in order to make the piers solid, they chose shallow water areas, so there were basically small fish, but the places where Yang Ming chose were different. This place was basically the deepest place in the river, and the big fish were basically concentrated here. Zheng Dabao said that a long time ago, the new China was just established, and the river in the village was not big, and even said that it was a stream more suitable. At that time, large-scale production was in full swing. There was not much fertilizer at that time, so someone dug mud ponds and used pond mud to increase the land. During that time, the stream in the village gradually became a river. The part where Yang Ming was digging ice was the most powerful section that he dug back then.

The fish are so active, of course Yang Ming is not polite, so he just goes to the sieve to fish...

As soon as he sieve, he caught seven or eight big fish, and the fish were jumping in the sieve. Yang Ming poured them directly on the ice and continued to sieve.

The fish were poured on the ice and were quickly frozen on it. The cold air invaded their bodies and directly took away their vitality.

One sieve, two sieve, three sieve...

Yang Ming fished it out one after another, and every sieve went down, seven or eight fish were caught.

"Hey... Brother, let me play for a while?" When Yang Ming was fumbling, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears. Yang Ming was startled and shuddered. He turned his head and saw Sun Fangfang blinking his big eyes, looking at Yang Ming eagerly... the sieve in his hand...

It doesn’t matter if it’s distracted. Originally, Yang Ming was squatting beside the ice hole. When he twisted his body, he put his foot on his feet, and the ice was very slippery...

thump……

Yang Ming leaned his body and fell directly into the ice hole...

Sun Fangfang was still planning to play Brother Gan’s game, but she didn’t know that Brother Gan suddenly 'jumped' into the ice hole. She was still confused. If she didn’t let her play, why did she jump into the ice hole? Her eyes blinked and suddenly reacted. Her beautiful big eyes immediately widened: "Ah..."
To be continued...