Chapter 184: Joke

"Hmph, I'm right..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Yes, yes, you're right, okay? I've just let Fat Auntie laugh..." Yang Ming said.

Wei Qingqing then remembered that there was another person in the room. She turned to look at Fat Auntie, and saw Fat Auntie sitting cross-legged on the head of the kang, peeling chestnuts to eat while watching the show with great enthusiasm.

When the fat aunt saw the two of them looking at each other, she said, "What do I do? I've been patronizing and eating. I didn't hear a word of what you said. You can continue, continue..."

"Auntie Fat, you are not like you... When you see us quarrel, you don't say you can stop me, and you will encourage me..." Wei Qingqing was so coquettish that she kept snatching Auntie Fatie Fatie.

"Hehehe..." Aunt Fat chuckled, "You are playing tricks, Aunt Fat is involved, is it appropriate?"

Fat Auntie said something, Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing both blushed. Wei Qingqing glanced at Yang Ming and said stubbornly: "Who is the slut? He bullied people first, okay? Who told him to say that they were miserable? My mother-in-law couldn't bear to say to me..."

"Yes, yes, I bullied people first. I was wrong. You don't care about villains. Please spare me this time..." Yang Ming quickly admitted his mistake. He understood. If he said another word, Wei Qingqing should use his mother to suppress him.

"Did you hear it?" Wei Qingqing said proudly to Fat Aunt.

"Yeah, um... I heard it..." Aunt Fat laughed and tears fell down, and she nodded repeatedly while laughing.

After joking for a while, Yang Ming called Sun Fangfang and told her that her parents had arrived. She was in Liujia Village. Sun Fangfang was quite excited. After all, she hadn't seen her parents for several months, so she was so weird.

"Oh, do you know? Nannan left last night..." Wei Qingqing suddenly remembered this incident, and her slender feet kicked Yang Ming's butt.

"Leaving? Where have you gone?" Yang Ming asked.

"I went to school. Their school wanted to test how much her level has declined and let her take the final exam..." Wei Qingqing said.

"That girl, seeing Tianer drinking goat milk, isn't it a piece of cake to take the final exam? Now I'll ask her to take the college entrance examination and it's okay to take Peking University directly..." Yang Ming said.

He was quite confident in Liu Nannan.

"I said that's right. Nannan has this skill, it's better to work hard here and earn a few more months of wages..." Wei Qingqing was a little uncomfortable with Liu Nannan's departure. Last night, Sister Liu didn't come here. Xiao Baoer couldn't live without her sister. In addition, there were guests living in the house and it would be too rude to have no host to entertain her.

"Haha, you have no idea. Nannan also has his own way to go, and can you play with you if you see the sky?" Yang Ming said with a smile.

"I'm just talking..." Wei Qingqing pouted and said.

"We suddenly have fewer people here, why don't we recruit another one?" Yang Ming said.

"Well! If one person is missing, that person's life will fall on others. If everyone is not given a salary increase, everyone will definitely have ideas..." Wei Qingqing nodded.

"Well! The salary should also increase, otherwise it will increase to 1,000 per month?" Yang Ming said.

"Listen to you..." Wei Qingqing said.

"It's time for the Chinese New Year! Just treat it as giving everyone benefits..." Yang Ming said.

"Who do you think we will recruit?" Wei Qingqing's tone suddenly became a little mysterious.

"If you ask this, is there anyone choosing?" Yang Ming glanced at Wei Qingqing and said.

"What do you think of Yuting?" Wei Qingqing said mysteriously.

"Li Tinggui's daughter?" Yang Ming was surprised.

"Yes..." Wei Qingqing smiled, with a bad smell in her smile.

"Why? Do their parents agree? We are farm work. I heard that Yuting is a college student..." Yang Ming said.

"What do you disagree? This is what Yuting's mother told me secretly. Zheng Dayong is too useless. She hasn't taken down anyone for so long. Am I creating a chance for them?" Wei Qingqing kept angry when she mentioned Zheng Dayong. Zheng Dayong was just a useless snack. She was very concerned about Li Yuting, but she didn't dare to break the window paper, which made Li Yuting angry. She said that she would leave in three days and go home.

"You said, are you two having sex?" Aunt Pang suddenly interrupted, "I'll tell you, there's a saying that "Men and women are not tired of working. This sentence is definitely a classic. My man was a flower in our unit back then. Think about it, at that time, how rare is a cultural person? The female employees of the entire unit stared at him. Aunt Pang was a big fat man at that time, but in the end, Aunt Pang took him home? Why? Because Aunt Pang was in the school cafeteria and was in the same unit as him, and he often saw him. Every time Aunt Pang would put more meat on him, and the result was..." When it came to her husband, Aunt Pang was full of energy. Thinking about the time when she was competing for beauty, she stood out, which made her proud for most of her life.

"Hahaha..." Wei Qingqing laughed, her big eyes narrowed into crescent moons, "I guess, it must be because of the uncle who sees you fat, and the family will definitely not have to worry about food and drink, so I chose yours, right?"

"Yeah, I feel the same feeling..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly.

"Are you two angry with me? Okay, okay, just angry with me. I have a heart attack. From now on, I will be dependent on your family..." Auntie Fat said, laying on the kang and unable to get back on it.

"..." Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing looked at each other, and were speechless at the same time. Why did this fat aunt look a bit like a cannon? It's so powerful, right?

"Dad, you're back..." At this moment, Xiao Baoer's crisp voice came, and then he saw a gust of wind. A little girl in a red sweater ran into the house and threw herself into Yang Ming's arms.

"Oh, I miss my dad so much..." Yang Ming quickly picked up the little guy.

"Baoer misses her father too..." Xiao Baoer hugged Yang Ming's neck and kissed him in a mess.

"Oh..." Yang Ming couldn't stand being intimate by his daughter, and his drooling was overwhelmed, "Baoer, see who else is in the house?"

Xiao Baoer turned her head and saw Fat Auntie, and immediately said in surprise: "Ah, Fat Grandma..."

Aunt Fat disguised herself as she sat up from the kang and said happily: "Xiao Baoer, it's rare that you still remember Grandma Fat, come here quickly and let the Grandma Fat Fat..."

Yang Ming hurriedly carried Xiao Baoer over.

"Oh, our little Baoer is getting more and more beautiful..." Auntie Fat hugged Xiao Baoer in her arms, keeping her indifferent.

"Hehehe..." Xiao Baoer giggled, twisted her body in Aunt Fat's arms, and sat up comfortably.

The little girl is most likely to praise her for her beauty, and Xiao Baoer is definitely no exception.

"Hahaha, I saw it. Our little baby likes me the most..." Aunt Fat was immediately proud when she saw that Xiao Baoer liked her so much.

Wei Qingqing curled her lips and said, "Baoer, tell Fat Grandma, why do you like to let Fat Grandma hug?"

"Hehehe...soft, warm..." Xiao Baoer said with a smile.

"Hahahaha..." Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing both burst into laughter.

"So you just care about fat grandma so much? That fat grandma doesn't care about you anymore. Come and find your dad..." Auntie Fat deliberately looked stern and wanted to drive the little guy away. It seemed that she was holding the little guy's arm but she didn't relax at all.

"Hehehe, Baoer likes fat grandma..." Xiao Baoer quickly pleased Fat Aunt.

"This is almost the same..." Aunt Fat said, pinching the little guy's little nose.

"Haha, it's getting late, it's time to cook, Qingqing, you're with Aunt Fat in the house, I'll cook for you..." Yang Ming said, taking off his coat, put it on the clothesline, and then put it on an apron.

"No, I'll help you. Today, let Fat Auntie show you something and let you taste the taste of our Northeast cuisine." Fat Auntie rolled up her sleeves.

"Why? I'm here to kick the restaurant? Your Northeastern food is good, but our North Chinese food is not made of mud..." Wei Qingqing said with a smile.

"I just found that you are so bad. You gave me such a good first impression..." Auntie Fat narrowed her eyes and scolded Wei Qingqing.

"Haha, let her cheat? But you two really have the same thing..." Yang Ming tied the knot behind the apron and said with a smile.

"Oh? Which is the same?" Aunt Fat curiously said.

"Love, marriage..." Yang Ming's mouth two words popped up.

"Yang Ming, what are you talking nonsense?" Wei Qingqing's little face turned red suddenly, and her beautiful big eyes were filled with burning anger.

"Ah? I, I, I didn't say anything..." Yang Ming saw that the situation was not good, and immediately left, so he should go to the outer room to cook.

"Qingqing, I never expected that you would go up and chase Yang Ming..." Auntie Fat looked up and down with a disbelief, but she immediately thought of the female flight attendant on the train, "No, I heard from someone that you looked very ugly and had bumps on your face. It seems that it is 80% true..."

"Who did you hear? Is it Yang Ming? Don't listen to him nonsense..." Wei Qingqing was originally embarrassed and angry, but now when she heard that Fat Auntie knew that she was extremely ugly before, she felt a little ashamed.

"I didn't..." Yang Ming could hear the people in the room outside and quickly denied.

"Are you guessing I believe it?" Wei Qingqing's little silver teeth creaked.

"You really wronged Yang Ming in this matter. It's not what Yang Ming said. It was on the train when I came. I heard a female flight attendant say that she was an alumnus of your cousin Tong Yu. She had seen you before..." Aunt Fat felt that Wei Qingqing was really anxious and said quickly.

"Tong Yu's alumni?" Wei Qingqing's face turned pale. She really felt like she couldn't relieve her hatred when she was chewing her bones. Although she knew that she shouldn't keep the account on him.

Coincidentally, Wei Qingqing didn't know how to get angry and was muttering in her heart whether she would feel wronged her husband again. Her cell phone rang. She picked up the caller ID and saw that it was her good cousin Tongyu.

"Hey?" Wei Qingqing quickly connected. Although her face turned green, she still controlled her voice and made her voice as gentle as possible.

"Ah, sister, my brother-in-law is here, right?" Tong Yu was very concerned.

"I've arrived, I just arrived home, but thank you for caring..." Wei Qingqing's tone was quite friendly, but her dark face scared Xiao Baoer so much that her little face hid in Fat Aunt's arms.

"Haha, speaking of it, I'm still causing so many things. If you don't blame me, I'll be relieved." Tong Yu said.

"Well! You and Xiaodie need to be good, do you know..." Wei Qingqing said.

"I know, thank you for your concern..." Tong Yu said repeatedly.

"Okay, what else is there?" Wei Qingqing said softly.

"Ah...this...right..." Tong Yu suddenly felt hesitant and squeezed.

"Hi! Why are you polite to me?" Wei Qingqing encouraged.

"That's right, I have an alumnus, she wants to get two dogs, so let me ask you..." Tong Yu said.

"Oh? Alumni? Get two dogs? Why do you think of me..." Wei Qingqing asked.

"Well, she heard that your family has a lot of spotted dogs, so... I want me to help her take care of you..." Tong Yu said.

"Who did she hear?" Wei Qingqing asked.

"That she listens... she listens to what I say, listen to what I say..." Tong Yu said.

"What is she doing?" Wei Qingqing asked.

"Look at what you said, my alumni, isn't it just a policeman. She is a flight attendant on the train. She wants to make a spotted dog and become a police dog..." Tong Yu said.

"Cycling police officer? Is it a woman?" A cold light appeared in Wei Qingqing's eyes.

"Ah, yes, on the line between Shenyang and Guangzhou..." Tong Yu said.
To be continued...