When he returned to the fishing spot, Liu Zhengfeng finally opened. There were already three or four buckets beside him, all of which were three inches long crucian carp.

"Haha, Xiao Yang, the fish here are so stupid. It's so easy to get hooked. How long has it been? I've caught three or four of them..." Liu Zhengfeng was so proud.

"Haha, yes... he's quite stupid..." Yang Ming quickly smiled.

In fact, he thought Liu Zhengfeng was quite stupid, and he didn't know if he was fooled... Although he suffered an unrestrained disaster.

"Xiao Yang, I plan to cook this fish at noon today, it must be of special taste..." Liu Zhengfeng said proudly.

"Haha, yes! The fish I catch yourself are always the best..." Yang Ming nodded with a smile.

"I don't know how much the processing fee will be charged?" Liu Zhengfeng asked.

"There is no money... Only those who ask the Hong Case to cook the food... If you cook the fish, Aunt Dabao will cook it. You don't have to pay. If you want to experience the feeling of cooking with a big pot, you can do it yourself..." Yang Ming said.

"Don't you have to pay for Chaihe?" Liu Zhengfeng said.

"That won't be..." Yang Ming was sweating a little, feeling that Liu Zhengfeng was like a general leading the army, trembling, walking on thin ice, fearing that he would be cheated by accident.

"We just discovered... You village chief really loves money so much. Let's talk about milk. She first said that it costs 5 yuan per box, but your aunt said that even 10 yuan per box was worth it. She increased to 10 yuan at that time..." Liu Zhengfeng was still scared of Mrs. Liu, who was very harsh.

"Milk?" Yang Ming leaped and raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, it's the kind you send to your employees..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"It seems that our milk has not been priced yet, right? Why did she make the decision for me? I plan to sell it for 20 yuan a box..." Yang Ming was quite depressed and muttered.

"..." Liu Zhengfeng was sweating coldly. At this moment, he finally saw the essence of Mrs. Liu. Mrs. Liu is really a kind person. There is no one more kind person in Zhengjia Village than Mrs. Liu.

"Haha, there are fish on my hook..." Yang Ming saw his fish float sinking, and immediately ran over in surprise and lifted the rod. Sure enough, there was a small crucian carp with a finger hanging on the hook.

"Okay... Xiao Yang is lucky?" Liu Zhengfeng took the big thumbs up at Yang Ming.

"Hehe, it's normal. When we went to Beidaihe, we went out to sea to fish with fishing boats... Good guy, we each got more than 1,000 kilograms..." Yang Ming began to talk about the fishing incident in Beidaihe a few days ago.

"More than a thousand kilograms? Did I hear that right? You can actually fish in the sea, but you can actually fish in more than a thousand kilograms?" Liu Zhengfeng's eyes widened. "We have also been to Beidaihe before and have also gone to sea with fishing boats. At most, it is forty or fifty kilograms, and if you lose only three or four taels, how can you catch so many fish?"

"Haha, be lucky..." Yang Ming smiled.

"Luck, yes, I can only explain it with luck..." Liu Zhengfeng sighed and nodded, but said in his heart: "God is really not open to his eyes. Why did he give his luck to this greedy vampire?"

"Hey... are you two fishing?" At this time, Zhang Yang walked over and greeted.

"My name is Liu Zhengfeng, what do you call me little brother?" Liu Zhengfeng looked at Zhang Yang and said with a smile.

"Haha, uncle, my name is Zhang Yang, he is his brother-in-law..." Zhang Yang pointed at Yang Ming with a smile and said.

"Oh, Xiao Zhang? Do you have time tomorrow? Let's go into the mountain together?" Liu Zhengfeng sent an invitation to Zhang Yang. In his opinion, Zhang Yang is strong and fit, and it is very suitable for physical work. It is just right for him to move and lift it.

Liu Zhengfeng has begun to fantasize about the scene of returning home with a full load.

"If you have time, of course I have time..." Zhang Yang's eyes glowed and his tone trembled when he heard that he was about to enter the mountain.

"Okay, we'll go into the mountain early tomorrow morning..." Liu Zhengfeng suddenly thought of something: "By the way, are there anyone in your village who has poor legs and loves hunting?"

"There are many bad legs and feet, all of them are elderly people, but I don't know who they like to hunt." Yang Ming said.

"Put a few legs and feet up, so as not to chase us when we encounter wild beasts..." Liu Zhengfeng said seriously.

Neither Yang Ming nor Zhang Yang were fools, nor what they said was not obscure. The cold sweat came down at that time, and his face changed. I really didn't expect that Liu Zhengfeng was so stupid.

"Hahahaha..." Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help laughing when he saw the changing faces of the two of them.

"What are you laughing at? Uncle, you are so cruel..." Zhang Yang said.

"This is not called cruel, this is called preparedness or not..." Liu Zhengfeng still smiled.

"It doesn't matter. If you really encounter a wild beast, I'll ask Zhang Yang to take you away and I'll leave behind the rear..." Yang Ming said with a bad look.

Zhang Yang's face is also not good-looking.

"Okay..." Liu Zhengfeng's face turned right and he gave the thumbs up to the two of them. "Based on the performance you two just now, I dare to go into the mountain with you..."

In fact, Liu Zhengfeng was also afraid that if these two guys went into the mountain and met wild beasts, they would be in great trouble and would probably not be able to get out. Even more, the farmhouse in this village is newly opened, and he and his wife Zhang Xiaofei are the first tourists. Who knows if there is anything wrong in the village? If these two guys robbed him in the mountains and called him to ask for money, and after getting the money, he would tear up the tickets, then he would really have no place to complain...

"Uncle, you are so cautious..." Yang Ming picked up the thumbs up at Liu Zhengfeng.

"Haha, it's better to live a cautious life, be careful, there's no big mistake..." Liu Zhengfeng smiled.

"We're scared to death..." Zhang Yang also breathed a sigh of relief, "Uncle actually asked my brother to cheat me. What kind of thing is he who broke the back? He asked us to run away, and then he climbed up the tree and hid it. When the beast left, he would come down and sneak home..."

"..." Liu Zhengfeng's back sweated coldly on his spine, and his eyes when he looked at Yang Ming again changed: This kid is cruel enough! poisonous enough! despicable enough!!!

Liu Zhengfeng and Yang Ming were fishing together, and Zhang Yang watched from the side. At noon, Liu Zhengfeng actually caught half a bucket of small fish, all of which were three inches long. He was really the runner-up in the legendary fishing competition...

On the other hand, Yang Ming had a pitiful record. In a bucket, there were only four little fish cubs swimming in it, looking extremely deserted.

"Uncle, you are such a godly person. You have caught so many fish?" Zhang Yang praised sincerely, glanced at Yang Ming's bucket, "Look at someone's bucket, there are only four small fish. Compared with the uncle, you can jump into the river in shame."

"Hmph..." Yang Ming put away the fishing rod, "Zhang Yang, how about we two bet? There are more fish we caught. Uncle and I, only our family, I will definitely win against uncle. Whoever loses will pay 100 yuan..."

Zhang Yang's eyebrows slammed, and his eyes began to touch the shore. He heard that it must be his brother who sacrificed the small pot of super magic weapon, otherwise he would not have been so arrogant or fearless.

"No?" Zhang Yang touched the ropes and found no traces of the ropes. He couldn't help but wonder, "Where did you put the small jar? Should you get it?"

"I definitely didn't use that thing today..." Yang Ming said quite sure.

"Then what do you have to rely on?" Zhang Yang was puzzled.

"I definitely won't tell you what I have. Just say, do you dare to make this bet with me?" Yang Ming said.

"When you fight, what's so great about it? I don't believe it. You can beat the uncle's half bucket with these four little fish. I'll agree in advance. It can only be the fish in this river, but not in your fish pond..." Zhang Yang said.

"I promise you that it is definitely not from the fish pond..." Yang Ming promised with a smile, "We have made this bet?"

"I've made a decision. Uncle is a notary. No one is allowed to cheat if he loses..." Zhang Yang said.

"Okay, I'll be a notary for you, I can't be used to it. No matter who wins, you have to share half of the gambling money..." Liu Zhengfeng said with a smile.

"It turns out that the real ruthless person is here..." Yang Ming was shocked, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"It's not a ruthless person, it's like a corrupt official..." Zhang Yang's words shocked.

"..." Liu Zhengfeng was depressed, "I'll tell you, don't falsely accuse me of being a double-regulated..."

"Oh? So it's an official?" Yang Ming heard it.

"It used to be, but I just retired from illness a few days ago..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"Oh? No wonder the uncle is so loving to the RMB... Tell us, how much was he greedy when he was an official? We won't tell you..." Zhang Yang said.

"Don't be afraid. We Chinese do not discriminate against corrupt officials. As long as you give the people some soup when eating meat, we don't care about how much you want..." Yang Ming also said.

"I said to you two, why did you call me a corrupt official as you said?" Liu Zhengfeng was depressed, "Are you the Discipline Inspection Commission?"

"If you are not a corrupt official, how could you be so good at making money?" Zhang Yang said.

"I used to be the director of the Municipal Finance Bureau, okay? If I don't know how to make money, I will be reported to the Organization Department in three days and then change the place for me..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"Oh? So it's fat and scarce..." Zhang Yang smiled badly, looking like I knew you had money in your pocket.

"That's right, there's a piece of meat on your mouth, who doesn't take a bite? Isn't that stupid?" Yang Ming also echoed.

"You two...there are several deputy directors of the Finance Bureau, but I'm not just a single person..." Liu Zhengfeng was anxious, "Do you still want me to be a notary for you? If you don't use it, I'm still clean. If you use it, 50 yuan can't be a penny. If you eat meat, you have to let me drink soup with you, right?"

"This soup cannot be equated with meat." Yang Ming said.

"Why can't the soup contains more nutrients than meat..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"Then when you usually go to a restaurant, if you order meat, the restaurant will serve you soup, and you will do it too?" Zhang Yang said.

"You two have angered me to death. When did I become corrupt?" Liu Zhengfeng's eyes glared.

"Who are you officials, who are not masters at the banquet or regulars in the sauna? Why are you pretending to be noble with us? We don't tell anyone..." Yang Ming said.

"I, I..." Liu Zhengfeng was trembling all over, "I'm also a master at the banquet... I'm also a regular customer in the sauna..." Liu Zhengfeng trembled and lifted his clothes up, revealing a piece of blue and purple skin. "You are okay here, but don't say in front of my wife, I really haven't been to the sauna, I'm innocent..."

"Look at what you said, don't you tell me yourself? Isn't the sauna just a steam room? It's similar to a bathhouse... We didn't say anything? Why don't you be innocent? You must be clear about the inside story. If you hadn't experienced it personally, how could you know so clearly..." Yang Ming smiled.

"I..." Liu Zhengfeng was choked, and after a long time, he sighed to the sky: "Oh my God, even if Bao Qingtian dies again, he will be slandered by you... It would be a waste of you two not to be lawyers..."

"What kind of lawyer is it? How can you make money by farming at home and making money?" Yang Ming said disdainfully.

"And... Bao Qingtian doesn't need us to wipe it, he is black himself..." Zhang Yang also said.

Liu Zhengfeng didn't say anything this time. He felt that if he said another word, he should be called "three feet tall" by these two brothers.

"Uncle, as long as you promise not to pay us 50 yuan, we will believe you are an honest official..." Yang Ming said.

"It's not only an honest official, but also an honest official with a cleaner pocket than a face..." Zhang Yang also said.

"I don't need you to believe it. Do you believe it or not... I don't take it as your notary, and I don't take it as much as I give it..." Liu Zhengfeng's temper came up.

"It seems that we offended the uncle this time, and we were so angry that we could penetrate the vital points with one knife. Anyone who changed it would be... " Yang Ming said.

"We are called a mistake. After a major discovery, we just don't know if the uncle is corruption or bribery..." Zhang Yang said.

"Are you stupid? A Finance Director, who is guarding the entire Finance Bureau's money, will he still accept bribes? If a fool keeps a copy of the evidence of bribery and people find it out in the future, it will be over. It's not like corruption? Just change a few data on the invoice and you can directly cut a sum of money." Yang Ming said.

"You are even more stupid. The data on the invoices are all well-founded. If someone really checks you, it will be accurate and you will definitely not be able to escape. It is like taking bribes? Open an unlicensed account in a Swiss bank. Who wants to bribe me and transfer the money directly to that account. Even if any fool really keeps evidence of bribery, he will definitely not be able to find the uncle's head..." Zhang Yang said.

"I just found that you two are simply..." Liu Zhengfeng was no longer angry at this moment, and he smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Okay, okay, I'll be a notary for you, I don't want a penny, and I'll pay you half a bucket of fish..."

"What else are you betting on? I lost directly..." Zhang Yang immediately protested.
To be continued...