Chapter 29: I'm going to be a dad

"Father, I heard from the business people that there is a Ershi City in the Western Regions, which is good at producing Han-blooded BMWs, and is extremely majestic. The sweat produced by Han-blooded BMWs is red, just like blood." Liu Che replied respectfully: "According to the locals, this horse was born from the mate of Tianma, also known as Tianma."

"What's so happening in the world?" Although Emperor Jing was a smart person, he could not break out of his limitations of the times. He believed in magical things very much, and his eyes couldn't help but widen.

"Father, according to the business traveler, two hundred years ago, there was a young and promising king in the West who led 30,000 people to expedition and established a huge dynasty spanning thousands of miles." Liu Che's eyes suddenly became bright, as fierce as the scorching sun above the nine heavens.

"Oh! There are such a capable man in the West?" Emperor Jing was surprised: "What is his name?"

"Alexander! People in the West call him Alexander the Great." Liu Che's voice suddenly turned high, a little sharp and thin

"Emperor Alexander?" Zhou Yang exclaimed in secret.

Zhou Yang knew about this figure who had been famous in the Western world for a long time and knew a little about his deeds. This was not what surprised Zhou Yang. The reason why Zhou Yang was so surprised was that his deeds had actually spread to the Han Dynasty.

Zhou Yang's history was not good enough. He didn't know that Alexander's Great Expedition to the East was after Shang Yang's reforms, and was about the same age as King Huiwen of Qin. After counting the time, it had been two hundred years since the Alexander's Empire collapsed.

Liu Che continued: "It is said that he became emperor at the age of 20. He spent three years to quell the civil strife, and then led 30,000 troops to fight for eight years, and established a great power with a territory of thousands of miles. When he set off, his teacher gave him a map and said that in the far east, there was a country called China. He kept fighting eastward, just to fight to China."

"He is delusional!" Emperor Jing snorted coldly: "I only have 30,000 people who want to make a decision on China, and I am arrogant! Since Pangu's creation, China has experienced many ups and downs and dangers, but hasn't it still come? Not to mention anything else, just talk about the Donghu. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, it was so rampant that it would be destroyed by the Han Dynasty?"

"The emperor is wise!" Shen Gong and the others praised each other.

Alexander was one of the few military geniuses in the Western world. He established the huge Alexander Empire. If he really came to China, he would not be able to bear it and the glory he established would be in full swing. Not to mention anything else, the Chinese crossbow formation alone would be enough for him to drink a pot. The famous Macedonian square formation was the basis for Alexander's success. Facing China's crossbow formation, there would be heavy casualties.

The reason why the Macedonian phalanx swept across Central Asia and Alexander hit the Ganges Basin in India is that those countries have no weapon to deal with the Macedonian phalanx. And China's crossbows are a powerful weapon that can lead the world, and other countries lack such a weapon.

"Yes!" Emperor Jing looked at Liu Che and praised him very much: "I don't know these things. You can find out, it's good! It's great!" He was extremely relieved.

"The prince is wise!" The ministers praised in unison.

It was not a flattery for Liu Che, but the matter of Alexander. No one in the court knew about it except Liu Che. Of course, Zhou Yang was an exception, but Zhou Yang was a modern person. Due to his poor history, he didn't know much.

"Okay, go to Gao Temple!" Emperor Jing brushed his sleeves and entered Gao Temple first.

Zhou Yang followed in and saw that the Gao Temple occupied a huge area, enough to accommodate hundreds of people. There was a large offering in the middle, with three animals placed on it, which was an indispensable item for ancient sacrifices.

Behind the offering is the spiritual throne of emperors of all dynasties in the Han Dynasty, and in the middle is the spiritual throne of Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang, and the spiritual throne of Emperor Hui and Emperor Wen is ranked on the left and right sides of Emperor Gaozu.

After Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang, Emperor Hui became the emperor. This emperor was a cowardly and a famous soft emperor. He was just nominally the emperor, and all the power was in the hands of Empress Lü. Despite this, he was the crown prince of Liu Bang, a legitimate emperor, and his spiritual position could enter the Gao Temple.

After Emperor Hui, there was also the Shao Emperor, who was a puppet played by Empress Dowager Lu. The Han Dynasty did not recognize it, so it was not qualified to enter Gaomiao.

Needless to say, Emperor Wen is a wise king of a generation, and his father, and his spiritual throne will definitely be able to enter the high temple.

On the wall behind the spiritual throne is a portrait of Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang, with his long and beautiful eyes, and he looks very bold and powerful.

After Zhou Yang came to the Han Dynasty, he still saw many portraits of Liu Bang, which were very vivid and like a living person. It is said that this portrait looks the most like Liu Bang.

Zhou Yang looked at Liu Bang's portrait and was surprised. He had a very good appearance and a different temperament. This temperament was very strange, difficult to explain, and unclear. Only those who are superiors have this kind of courage, even Emperor Jing did not.

At first glance, you can tell that Liu Bang was not an ordinary person. It was ridiculous that Taigong had to learn the way of farming and be a farmer. No wonder Liu Bang would object. He was idle all day long, eating and drinking from home, having a banquet from other families, fighting cocks and dogs, and playing with women. This is a person who would not be willing to do so.

When I arrived in Xianyang, I saw Qin Shihuang’s carriages very strong, and I felt very moved that “a real man should be like this.”

Thinking of Liu Bang's deeds, Zhou Yang felt a little moved and a little funny: "With such a look, you don't have to worry about not being able to marry a wife. Wouldn't Empress Lu marry him?"

Liu Bang was able to marry Empress Lu because his appearance was different from ordinary people and was attracted by his father-in-law. Empress Lu had long reached the age of marriage, and Mr. Lu had never let her get married, just to make an unusual marriage for her. Even Mr. Lu's friend, the magistrate of Pei County, came to ask for it, but he did not allow it.

It was Empress Lu who was so cherished. Mr. Lu wanted her to marry Liu Bang. Not only Empress Lu opposed it, but Empress Lu's mother also opposed it. However, Mr. Lu insisted that Empress Lu had to marry him.

After getting married, I realized that the hardship of being Liu Bang’s wife was that I had to work and support my family, because Liu Bang was “not engaged in childbirth” and was idle all day long, calling friends everywhere, drinking and having fun.

It was such a villain who called Xiang Yu the "great cup of wine" who actually carried a three-foot sword to pacify the world, unify China, and liberated slaves on a large scale. The strength was so great that it surpassed that of Qin Shihuang.

Lincoln liberated his slaves and praised them. In fact, Liu Bang did a better job than Lincoln in this regard, but no one praised him.

Just as Zhou Yang was feeling emotion, Emperor Jing led his ministers to kneel in front of Liu Bang's spiritual throne and prayed loudly: "My memory, Liu Qi, told Emperor Gaozu of the spirit in heaven: Donghu is powerful and has plagued China for thousands of years, and the five uncles cannot resist it. I have no choice but to promote the king's army. Depending on the blessing of heaven, the soldiers will be successful! The land of Donghu! Captured the King of Donghu and the minister of Donghu! Captured countless cattle and sheep!"

Next, we recited the tribute written by Sima Xiangru, Mei Cheng and Zhuang Ji, which were magnificent and imposing.

After reading the sacrificial text, a group of musicians appeared and played dance music, while a group of dancers danced with the rhythm. In ancient times, music and dance were indispensable during sacrifices.

The music and dance lasted for a cup of tea, and the sacrifice was completed just now.

It was not until this time that the emperor and ministers of Donghu had just fallen in their hearts. They were very worried that Emperor Jing would kill them. In ancient times, it was normal for such prisoners to kill people, and the concerns of Emperor Donghu were not redundant. Fortunately, Emperor Jing did not have this idea, so they were worried in vain.

The king and minister of Donghu were already controlled by the Han Dynasty. They could not make any troubles. Killing and not killing were the same. According to Emperor Jing's nature, they would naturally not do anything extra.

"Dongdong!"

When the sacrificial ceremony was over, Emperor Jing should stand up, but not only did Emperor Jing not stand up, but instead held his hands on the ground and kowtowed. He tried very hard, and his forehead hit the ground, making a thumping sound.

The ministers were surprised and looked at Emperor Jing in confusion. What surprised the ministers even more was that Emperor Jing actually shed tears. While kowtowing, he said in tears: "God's spirit in heaven is known, and I am in the extraordinary time. At that time, the Xiongnu disturbed the border, killed the people, and plundered the children of gold and silk, and the border was uneasy. Thanks to the heavens, the soldiers used their lives. The Great Wall battle, the Xiongnu fled far away and did not dare to go south to herd horses. The shame of the city was Pingcheng, and the humiliation of Empress Gao had already been snowed! Baiyue has been collected and the Donghu has been pacified. It was time to attack the Xiongnu. Emperor Gaozu protected the Han Dynasty in heaven, and protected the soldiers galloping on the desert!"

"It's time to attack the Huns!" The ministers roared in unison.

The time for the Han Dynasty to defeat the Huns was ripe. When this matter was mentioned, it was so exciting that everyone was full of excitement, and their faces were red.

The Huns suppressed the Han Dynasty for decades, making the Han Dynasty lose face. The current good situation is hard to come by! As the emperor of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Jing was under greater pressure. Now the situation is very good. He felt a sense of liberation. The excitement in Emperor Jing’s heart is far beyond the description of the pen and ink.

Emperor Jing cried for a long time before he put away his tears, wiped his tears, and said, "The sacrifice has been completed, go back to the palace."

"No!" Next, it should be time to reward merits and practice. This is a great joy and there will be celebrations.

Emperor Jing took the lead, followed by the Crown Prince Liu Che. Zhou Yang followed the ministers out of Gao Temple, raised his head to the sky, and let out a long sigh. It was a supreme honor to offer prisoners to Gao Temple, but Zhou Yang was absent-minded and kept thinking about Liu Che's words. What happy events are there in the mansion?

If you don’t understand this, Zhou Yang will not be at ease, so you have to find someone to ask. Liu Che definitely won’t say it, and it seems that it is not good to ask Emperor Jing. Zhou Yafu is just not far away, so it is best to ask him. Zhou Yang walked over quickly, but he had not opened his mouth yet, and only heard Zhou Yafu smile and said, “Yang'er, you have made great contributions again! Haha!"

Zhou Yangli made a lot of great contributions. As a father, Zhou Yafu certainly would not think that Zhou Yang made too much contribution. He was so happy today that he was so happy that he had wanted to praise Zhou Yang for a long time, but he had no chance.

"Father, is there anything wrong with the mansion?" Zhou Yang was not very concerned about his opposition to the opposition and did not make contributions. He was most concerned about the affairs of the mansion.

"Haha!" Zhou Yafu held his beard, his eyes narrowed into a small slit, and looked at Zhou Yang. There were a long list of laughter, but he did not answer Zhou Yang's question.

"Father, you talk!" Zhou Yang urged.

"Yang'er, I'm about to give birth!" Zhou Yafu said something stupid.

"I'm going to give birth? I'm not a woman, how can I give birth?" Zhou Yang was a little angry.

"Uh!" Zhou Yafu found out that he had a grammatical disease and hurriedly said, "The princess and the others are about to give birth! They are about to give birth! I am going to be the eldest father!"

"What? Are you pregnant?" Zhou Yang understood and petrified directly. His eyes were wide open and his mouth was wide. He couldn't even say anything.

Zhou Yang was born and died, and had experienced many big events, so he never showed this. In fact, this was too sudden.

"I'll give birth in another month or two." Zhou Yafu patted Zhou Yang's shoulder and praised him: "Yang'er, not bad! I'll give me two grandchildren as soon as I come! From now on, I can have a happy Sun!"

"I'm going to be a father!" Zhou Yang suddenly jumped up, raised his throat, let out a loud howl, his neck leaned to ninety degrees, and his hands clenched into fists.

"Dad?" The ministers were extremely surprised by this new term. What is Dad?

Zhou Yang, who was in extreme joy, did not notice the strange gazes of the ministers at all. He fists kept waving, and tears burst out from his eyes so excited.

"What's wrong with the Grand Marshal?" The ministers were surprised.

"Boom!" Zhou Yang knelt on the ground, kept kowtowing, and shouted: "God, the earth, you favor me so much, I thank you! Thank you!"

The feeling of being a father is very good and very happy. Anyone who is in this relationship will be happy and unspeakable. Not to mention, Zhou Yang was a man of two lives and died once. It was a great joy to have a happy family and be a father in the Han Dynasty.

At this moment, Zhou Yang was surrounded by a huge sense of happiness, and even gave him gold and great contributions, he was not as happy as a father.

"Did Zhou Yang know?" Emperor Jing turned his head and looked at Zhou Yang who was kneeling on the ground, with a smile on his face, and was very relieved: "I want to have a grandson! Haha!"

Although Emperor Jing is the emperor, he is also a human being, and has the same feelings as ordinary people. This feeling of being a grandfather is really good, although he has not done it yet.

"Congratulations to the Emperor! Congratulations to Emperor Jing!" The ministers hurriedly congratulated Emperor Jing.

Princess Nangong is Emperor Jing's bead and her most beloved daughter. Zhou Yang is not only a famous general in the world, but also a favorite of Emperor Jing. Marshal Zhou wants to be a father and Emperor Jing wants to be a grandfather. This is the top priority of the Han Dynasty. Once the news spreads, no one dares not to congratulate him.

"Haha!" Emperor Jing held his beard and smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed together, and he turned his circle with happiness: "Today is a double happiness!"

It’s too early to say that the two happiness is coming before they are born, but this will not hinder Emperor Jing’s good mood.

Just as Emperor Jing was happy, Zhou Yang did something that surprised everyone. Zhou Yang was rushing up from the ground in a hurry, rushed out like a flying horse, flew to the horse, pulled the horse's reins, and roared: "Go!" After slapped the horse's back, the Fengfeng horse seemed to feel the excitement of the owner, and he made a long neigh in his neck, and ran away.

"Master, Master, come back quickly!" Wei Qing, Li Guang, and Cheng Buzhi were worried about Zhou Yang.

Although Zhou Yang was Emperor Jing's son-in-law, today's celebration was halfway through, Zhou Yang, the commander, actually "escaped at the last moment". A person with ulterior motives could impeach Zhou Yang, saying that he was disrespectful, and at the worst, he would be scolded, and at the worst, he would be reduced in fief and reduced in title.

Zhou Yang seemed to have not heard it, just shouting, "Give me aside!" He kept running wildly.

"What's wrong with the Grand Marshal?" The people on the street looked at Zhou Yang in surprise and gave way.

"Yang'er, come back quickly!" Zhou Yafu chased after a few steps, but Zhou Yang had already gone far away. Zhou Yafu quickly came to Emperor Jing, greeted Emperor Jing, and apologized for Zhou Yang: "Emperor, Zhou Yang is young and ignorant, so please forgive me!"

"Forgive me, what are you forgivating?" Emperor Jing was stunned and then smiled: "Zhou Yafu, Zhou Yafu, you are smart again. Zhou Yang is going to see my daughter, and I am not happy yet! Haha!"

Judging from the rituals of the monarch and ministers, it is indeed wrong for Zhou Yang to leave halfway. There is no problem in punishing Zhou Yang for his crimes. However, Zhou Yang was so anxious that he would rather be punished than rush back to the mansion because Zhou Yang took Princess Nangong to heart. As a father, is there anything that makes Emperor Jing happier?

"Nangong is blessed!" Emperor Jing looked at Zhou Yang's back, and his nose and eyes were squeezed into a cloud of laughter.

Liu Che shook his sleeves, raised his head and thrust his chest, and said with a smile: "I am going to be my uncle! What does it feel like to be an uncle?"

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Zhou Yang beat the horse like flying and rushed straight towards the mansion. Zhou Yang was a hero loved by the people of the Han Dynasty. Wherever he went, the people gave in, although they did not understand why Zhou Yang was like this.

Therefore, Zhou Yang quickly rushed to the Polu Marquis' Mansion, pulled the reins of the horse, and flew off the horse. The soldiers guarding the gate hurriedly stepped forward to greet him. Zhou Yang waved his hand and drifted in like the wind.

As soon as he entered the mansion, he heard Xu Ru's anxious voice: "Oh, two ancestors, you can calm down for a while. Don't move again, don't move the fetal aura."

"My mother, it's okay." Princess Nangong's voice sounded, still so beautiful, like a silver bell.
To be continued...