Chapter 57: Did you get involved?
Chapter 57: Did you get it?
"Damn! Fatty, what do you want to do, like a dog..." Yunlong couldn't help being shocked by Zhou Daming's action.
"Hey...I'm smelling the "smell of spring" on you!" Zhou Daming screamed strangely, still smelling randomly on Yunlong.
"Chun, your sister! What on earth do you want to do? Get out of here, I don't want to be gay..." Yunlong was depressed by his obscene actions and hurriedly kicked him away with his feet.
"Third brother, don't get excited. I heard from the boss that suddenly there are many boys who are lucky enough to have a special odor on their body, which can strongly attract women! I'm just curious..." Zhou Daming explained
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"It's your sister who has a special smell!! Stop talking to me about boss's theory... What on earth do you want to do?" Yunlong was so shocked that he felt dizzy.
"Third brother, you've been so amazing lately. How come you've only been missing for a week, and then beautiful women come to see you one after another?" Zhou Daming asked with a look of jealousy.
"What are you talking about? A woman is looking for me? Why didn't I know?" Yunlong said in shock.
"Hey...you kid, don't you know? Don't tell me, Fatty, I'm just pretending!" Zhou Daming didn't believe Yunlong's words.
"Damn! I'm serious, I, I took a week off and was not at school at all. I have no idea what happened..." Yunlong said hurriedly.
"Uh...you really don't know? They didn't call your cell phone?" Zhou Daming was stunned. He saw that Yunlong's expression didn't look like he was pretending.
"Of course I don't know. My phone just broke and I don't understand anything... What kind of woman came to me?" Yunlong continued to ask.
"Uh...several of them! Hehe, they are all first-rate beauties!" Zhou Daming said in a nonchalant manner.
"Fat man, stop trying to sell things to me and tell me quickly!" Yunlong shouted to Zhou Daming depressedly.
"Haha...you kid is in a hurry! Okay, Fatty, let me tell your dad - in addition to the campus beauty of Ling University who came to see you yesterday, there is also a beautiful policewoman with a great figure who has come to see you several times.
!The strangest thing is that Xu Yingying, the person you have a crush on, actually came to see you the day before yesterday!" Zhou Daming said with envy on his face.
"Ah? Three women!!" Yunlong was shocked.
"That's right! Let's not talk about the campus beauties of Ling University and Xu Yingying. They are definitely beauties! They are your choice. Fatty, I won't compete with you... But what I am most interested in is the pretty policewoman. Wow——
That figure, that appearance, and that uniform! Excellent! So tempting! Third brother, please introduce me!" Zhou Daming was shouting excitedly as he spoke.
"Uh... Fatty, you are so excited. We just know each other, how do we introduce her..." Yunlong rolled his eyes at Fatty and said. He now knew that the beautiful policewoman Fatty mentioned was Mo Dandan.
"Third brother, you can't do this! You already have several girls, you can't eat alone, you have to take care of me! Brother, I have been solving lower body problems with my hands, and my hands have become calloused.
No girl... you have to pity me... be introduced to me by the pretty policewoman! Please..." Zhou Daming came forward, grabbed Yun Long's arm, and begged with a pitiful look on his face.
"Damn, Kabuto and I just know her, and she should have a boyfriend! You kid, stop dreaming!" Yunlong said to the fat man.
"Lao San, I don't mind if she has a boyfriend! She is the kind of girl I like anyway. It doesn't matter whether she likes me or not. I just want to get to know her first and make friends with her..." Zhou Daming was still pitiful
He begged.
"Okay...if she comes to see me again, I will introduce you to her. I don't care about the rest!" Yunlong was annoyed by the fat man and had no choice but to say.
"Quack...Thank you, Third Brother, long live Third Brother!" Zhou Daming screamed excitedly and almost wanted to hug Yunlong. Fortunately, Yunlong saw the opportunity early and kicked him away.
"By the way...why did Xu Yingying...come to me?" Yunlong suddenly thought of this question, and felt a complicated feeling in his heart.
"Uh...she seems to be looking for you to attend some hometown gathering...anyway, she went back when she knew you weren't here!" Zhou Daming said.
"Oh, that's it..." Yunlong was a little distracted and a little disappointed.
He didn't expect Xu Yingying to come to him, but he and she were fellow villagers. If there was a gathering of fellow villagers, it was normal for her to come and notify him. The illusion that had arisen in Yunlong's heart was shattered again...
"Third brother, don't say that Fatty didn't remind you - Xu Yingying has already rejected you, so don't have any illusions about her... I think Ling University's campus beauty is pretty good, although the eldest lady has a bit of a fierce temper.
, but in terms of appearance, body and temperament, she is no better than Xu Yingying.
Even though she is weak and has a better family background than Xu Yingying, I advise you to choose Ling University’s campus beauty to develop your career. If you really get her, hey... you will save decades of hard work in life! This is a great opportunity that you have dreamed of!"
Zhou Daming carefully "educated" Yunlong Tao.
"Uh... Fatty, don't talk nonsense. People may not like me! You know, I'm just a poor man, and she is a wealthy lady. The difference is obvious..." Yunlong shook his head and said.
"Oh, Third Brother, what you said is wrong! I think the school belle of Ling University treats you quite well! She even kept you for a week, isn't that interesting to you!?" Zhou Daming said with wide eyes.
"Your sister...why do you have to support her...she said it so harshly..." Yunlong said with a heated expression.
"Isn't it? The school beauty of Ling University dragged you into her car in front of the fourth child that day, and then you disappeared for a week! Now that An Ran is back, you look pretty good... Don't tell me
, you have never been with her!" Zhou Daming didn't believe Yunlong's explanation at all.
"I, I stayed with her for some...time...but I didn't live with her! Fatty, don't talk nonsense...Ling Yueyue is a good girl..." Yunlong blushed, thinking of the relationship between himself and Ling Yueyue
He hurriedly explained about his charming love story.
"Hehe... Something good must have happened to you two... I understand..." When Zhou Daming saw Yun Long's twitchy expression, he suddenly understood something and couldn't help but laugh strangely.
"Oh, Kabuto, she and I...have nothing...nothing like you imagined, please stop talking nonsense, okay!" Yunlong continued to cover up.
"Gah...it's weird if you don't! Let me tell you something about the fat man - do you and Ling University's campus beauty have...that or something..." Zhou Daming asked strangely, while showing a lewd smile.
"What did you say?" Yunlong frowned.
"Stop pretending... I ask you, have you ever had sex with the school belle of Ling University? And then had sex...ahhh...all this!?" The fat man finally revealed his wretched nature.
When Yunlong heard this, he glared at Zhou Daming. He was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. He was about to lift his foot and kick him away. At this time, a figure suddenly walked in from the door...
Chapter completed!