Chapter 31: You itch and I itch too

After turning on the computer and just logging into QQ, some group messages popped up. Since Yunlong likes military and history, the groups he added were mainly in this area. Of course, there are also several groups for fun in life.

The most special one is a group called "Real Men's Club'". This is a super group with thousands of people. Yunlong joined through the introduction of Chu Nan, the boss of dormitory 343, including Zhou Daming and Wang Yang.

The two guys also joined in.

At the same time, this is also the most unique group among all the groups in Yunlong Q. The amount of information every day flashes non-stop. It is an extremely active group, and the name of this group has a fierce, domineering and masculine atmosphere...

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Originally, Yunlong thought that this was a discussion group where men gathered together to spread positive energy and even had an academic nature. However, he never expected that this group was selling dogs over sheep's heads in an open and public manner. There were many women among the group members.

And this is nothing special. The most special thing is that in this group, regardless of male or female members, they are having sex all day long!

The topics these beasts talk about are basically beyond the pale!

The most frequently discussed content is usually about the island country's actresses of all ages, the pros and cons of various positions, and explicit pornographic jokes... The content of the chat in the group is overwhelming, covering the mountains and plains, and is full of them.

All kinds of unsightly and dirty content.

There are also some coquettish men and women among the group members who often reveal all kinds of twists and turns, ups and downs, and confusing sexual experiences.

There are also an endless stream of yellow and yellow pictures popping up like a quick glance.

In the group sharing, more than 1,000 profound action movies have been uploaded. European, American, Japanese, Korean, Arabic, Indian, African, Eskimo... fresh, heavy, everything you want, the most ridiculous...

It’s obscene! It’s so dirty! Is there any moral bottom line?

Yunlong was heartbroken and thought, Damn, my brother is too naive. One day, he was accidentally dragged into the vagina by the boss. From then on, his integrity is a passerby...

He once thought about quitting the group...but after thinking about it, no! This would be too advantageous for them! He must stay and condemn this rabble!

Especially some of the girls in the group who were making noises, Yunlong secretly added them on QQ, ready to find an opportunity to patiently persuade and educate them. If there was a chance, Yunlong even imagined that they would come out to have a meal and a drink.

Tea, renting a house, etc., holding a candle and talking, teaching them earnestly, so that they will not lose their way and drift away on the road of life...

Therefore, Yunlong stayed silently in the group, silently listening to the complacent romance of these beasts; silently saved the yellow pictures of these beasts into QQ emoticons; and with a critical attitude, silently downloaded

The resources in the group sharing...

Many of the romantic action movies that Yunlong watches are downloaded and "watched and learned" through group sharing, so Yunlong has a special sense of belonging to the "Real Men's Club" group...

As usual, the "Real Men's Club" group was flashing non-stop, Yunlong's QQ was flashing and jumping, and the sluts were still discussing the "true meaning" of a certain love action movie as usual!

At this time, Yunlong suddenly discovered that the boss, Chu Nan, was actually online on QQ. Thinking of the "huge problem" he was facing, Yunlong immediately sent him a message.

Chu Nan's name is: "I have a cane". At a glance, one can tell that this is an extremely lewd existence...

And Yunlong's name is also very dissolute - "You can't tear me apart"!

This extremely coquettish name was specially designed by Chu Nan, the boss of dormitory 343, for Yunlong. According to Chu Nan, the more bizarre and rippling the name, the easier it is to attract the attention of girls. In order to get it as soon as possible,

Girl, so Yunlong accepted his suggestion...

"You can't tear me apart" - "By the way, boss, let's not talk about anything else today. There is one thing I want to ask you..."

"I have a son," he quickly replied - "Haha, are you still alive? What do you want from me?"

"Sister Baiqiuqi" directly stated the main purpose of today's meeting - "This... our own brothers, let me put it bluntly - if I want to find a woman to have sex, do you think, on my terms,

How should I start?"

"Haha" "I have a lot of energy" and laughed a few times - "Brother, you finally realized it! I just said that you were too pedantic before. You are already twenty-two years old and you are still a virgin. I feel quite embarrassed for you.

Now I finally figured it out! You are looking for

Fifty yuan is all it takes to get things done! In this way, after dinner, you can watch a few romantic action movies first to brew up your emotions and find out your feelings. When you are mentally prepared, when you come back, I will take you to "Wild Game" immediately.

A street "go do errands!"

"You can't ride a girl for a hundred times" - "Don't do it, boss. Let me explain. Regarding the matter of sex, I want to go whoring. I want to pick up a girl by myself. It's best to do it in no more than 10 days.

If you are able to have sex successfully... Do you have any other options?"

After two minutes, "I have a problem" - "I don't want to go to whoring... This is quite difficult, I have to think about it..."

Chu Nan was deep in thought and seemed to be in a dilemma. After two minutes, he replied "I have a lot of sugar cane" - "You are different from me. You are a young man with a silk hanging. There are not many of them at ordinary times."

Friends of the opposite sex. Even if I let you find a partner now, given your level, if you want it within 10 days

It is quite impossible to get things done... You know, most of the women nowadays are not willing to let you go. If you don't give them enough benefits, how can they easily let you go to bed...

How about going to a dating site and spending a hundred dollars to register a VIP account?"

"You can't tear me apart" - "Sweat...it is said that there are so many scammers on these dating sites now. I'm afraid that I won't be able to get anything done after spending money..."

"Damn... just wait a minute, I'll keep thinking..." I cursed, and then posted an image of my hands holding my hair, and continued to think hard.

All of a sudden, "I have a boyfriend" - "Lao San, do you think this will work? In the "Real Men's Club" group, there are several very powerful pick-up guys and strong men looking for pleasure. I was with them last time.

When I was exchanging "artillery skills" in the group, I heard a guy pretending to be cool, saying that he played with women, never asked for money, and never played.

Miss. He just likes to go to the bar, order a glass of wine at the bar, then use some tricks, and wait quietly, and then a woman who catches his eye will come over, and then he will mix things up, and then he will book a room, and then he will do things.

, and then they parted ways the next day, each going his own way, forgetting each other in the vast sea of ​​people and having fun..."

"You can't tear me apart"——"Wow! Is this the legendary one-night stand! Is it really such a good thing?"

"I have a bar." - "Hey... I heard what the guy said was so serious, and I'm going to verify it myself. The bar is on Jianshe Road, and it's called the 'Chun Qu Chun Hui' Bar. The guy said that he has

Within a short period of time, I had 30 one-night stands in this bar, with women of all ages, but mostly lonely women in their twenties and thirties...

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"You can't tear me apart" - "Wow! It makes my heart itch..."

"I have a baby" - "Lao San, it's not just you, but I'm also itchy. I think I'll try my best to try this if I have the chance. Anyway, it's just a matter of luck. If you're lucky, you can

I lost my virginity, hahaha, I get excited just thinking about it!”

"You can't tear me apart" - "This... then I'll think about it carefully!"

"I have a cane" - "Quack, you are still considering a bird feather! Listen to me, be prepared, bring your gun, prepare the bullets, and go to the "Spring Goes and Spring Returns" bar!"

"You can't tear me apart" - "You still need to make some mental preparations... Haha, I won't say any more, I'm going to study it carefully, 88!"

"I have a clue" - "Hahaha... Okay! Third brother, listen to me, just figure it out and it will be easy to figure it out!"
Chapter completed!