Chapter 240: Go Home
Chapter 240: Going Home (Part 1)
Mars is still desolate, full of broken rocks and large craters struck by asteroids and meteorites. The quiet and uninhabited world has been broken by the arrival of some uninvited guests.
Some huge stones are erected on the bumpy ground. The layout between them is very strange. But if someone who doesn't understand comes to look at it, they won't be able to find out what it is. But if a cultivator comes to take a look, he will definitely recognize it.
It is the teleportation array. Although their layout of the Foreign Minister is very scattered, people who know how to do it think that they cannot arrange such an array.
A burst of white light flashed, and several figures walked out. The first person to walk out shouted loudly: "Lovely Earth, I, Wang Longtian, am back again. Beauty on Earth, please wash yourself up and wait for me."
Okay." But a majestic girl said from behind: "Oh? There are many beauties on the earth? Do you want to try them all?" The person who came out earlier immediately broke into a cold sweat and said in a flattering way: "Hey hey
, Wife, I didn’t just say it casually, how could I possibly implement it?”
That person was none other than me. After several years of traveling, I finally returned to the earth. But my state of mind was very different from before. I also had deep feelings. I would naturally feel very uncomfortable after being away from home for so long.
I missed you, but I accidentally expressed my feelings too much, and Yan'er happened to hear me.
Yan'er said with a cold face: "Huh, why is it impossible for you? You are so powerful now that you have cultivated to God. If I hadn't also cultivated to God, I might still have trouble with you. Do you want me to find a few more?
Sisters?"
I said with a lustful smile: "Hey, wife, I know you are very strenuous and hard, for my body, if you really think so, I don't mind." Yan'er immediately became cold after hearing my words.
After I stood down, I could even feel the surrounding temperature dropping continuously. Yan'er pinched my ears and said, "Hey, you can't stand it if I just test you like this? Men are really unreliable. It seems that I have to
Are you going back to kneeling on the washboard?"
I sweated profusely after hearing this, and said flatteringly: "Honey, you can't be so cruel, I am very loyal to you. You read that the protagonists in other books have many wives, but I only have you." Yan Er Leng
He hummed: "Please explain to me, it's just because I'm a pig and I didn't find many wives for you, otherwise I'll kneel you to death."
Ma Da came out from behind and said: "Okay, okay, you two, stop arguing. Such a quiet planet is boiling because of your noise." Yan'er and I said in unison: "Stop talking nonsense, I want you to take care of it."
!" Ma Da was stunned for a moment, then raised his hands and said: "Okay, okay, you continue, I won't interrupt, I'll blame you for being cruel."
At this time, Zhao Shen came out and said, "Brother Da, that's what's wrong with you." Ma Da looked at Zhao Shen strangely and said, "Why is this my fault? I'm not trying to stop a fight. You can't bear to be a good old man like this."
Bully."
He also pretended to hide his face and cry, but Zhao Shen ignored him and said directly: "Stop pretending, are you going to cry after just two sentences?" Zhao Chi walked out and continued: "Of course not.
Yes, how could a strong man like Master cry?"
Ma Da looked at Zhao Chi angrily and said, "Are you praising me or ridiculing me?" Zhao Chi smiled and said, "You are my master, how could you help outsiders? Of course I am praising you."
Ma Da looked at Zhao Chi in disbelief and said, "Then why did I hear these words so harsh?" Guangyu then said, "That's because your current state of mind is different."
Ma Da said a little depressed: "Hey, even a kid like you came to teach me a lesson, but you are not qualified yet." Guangyu said calmly: "I don't have the qualifications, but others always have it, right?" Ma Da was unconvinced.
Said: "Who is that? Come out and let me see it." A deep voice said: "It's me!"
Ma Da said without even looking at it: "Which bastard bastard is it... uh? It's brother Xiao Ling, how are you doing lately?" When Ma Da saw Xiao Ling's face, he couldn't help but jump because of this.
At that time, Xiaoling was changing back to his true form, and the sound made by the huge dragon head made Ma Da not hear Xiaoling's original voice.
Xiao Ling still said in his somewhat deep and hoarse voice: "Oh? What did you just say? Which bastard bastard did you say? What bastard?" Under Xiao Ling's aggressive power, Ma Da's head turned rapidly, and finally
He came up with an answer. He said timidly: "I'm talking about the bastard bastard cake."
Xiao Ling was stunned for a moment and said: "What is this bastard bastard cake?" Ma Da was afraid that we would be offended, so he quickly said: "This is an honorific on our planet. An honorific." Xiao Ling looked at it carefully.
Ma Da said, "Really?" The huge faucet was close to Ma Da, and Ma Da seemed to be able to feel the hot breath exhaled by Xiao Ling.
After a while, Xiao Ling said: "Oh? Is it true?" She looked at us. At this time, Ma Da sent a message to me: "Please, help me be a witness." I deliberately raised my tone and said:
"Why should I testify for you? It won't do me any good." Ma Da gritted his teeth and said, "What good do you want? At worst, I'll give you my whole life."
I glanced at Ma Da and said, "Why do I need you? What I want is your Nine Turns Golden Pill." Ma Da bit his lip and said, "How much do you want?" I said easily, "Not much, first.
Give me five bottles." Ma Da exclaimed: "What? Five bottles, you think I am the store owner, I can give you two bottles at most." I looked up at the sky and said at the same time: "Five bottles!"
"Two and five bottles?" "Five bottles!" "Three bottles?" "Five bottles!" "Four bottles?" "Five bottles!"
Ma Da gritted his teeth and said: "You are cruel, five bottles will be five bottles." I smiled proudly and said: "Hey, who told you to blackmail me with an excuse last time?" Ma Da said depressedly: "But I'm going to
This time I just asked you for five fairy swords, which is no small matter to you, but you suddenly asked for five bottles of my nine-turn golden elixir. There are not many of these nine-turn golden elixirs, and I haven’t had the materials to refine them recently.
It's made, now I have one bottle less, I only have more than ten bottles in stock, and you actually want to take five bottles from me at once." I glanced at the red face of Ma Da and said: "Hehe
, you deserve it for daring to blackmail me. This is your retribution."
Ma Da looked at me bitterly and said, "Then why don't you quickly help me testify?" Just now, Ma Da and I used mental power to transmit sound, so it seemed to take a long time, but in fact it took less than
For two seconds, I deliberately cleared my throat and said, "That little spirit, what Ma Da said is really like that. It mainly describes how great a person is."
Xiao Ling smiled and said: "Is it true? Ma Da, you are so kind." But Xiao Ling is now in his true form, so his smile is not good-looking at all. Ma Da said a little disgusted: "Hey, I'm sorry.
, showing off one’s embarrassment.”
Chapter completed!