018 Woke up with no pants
I really didn't make a fuss anymore. My next performance can be said to be very obedient. The only thing I disobeyed was that I held my phone tightly and kept it in my hand, and whoever stole it and bites me.
If a rabbit is anxious, it will bite people. I am a year old and I am a rabbit.
But I really can't go back to the dormitory like this. Li Hua and the others have developed humanitarian care to a great extent. They opened a room near the school and left me on the bed to sleep. Then the four of them fought against the landlord on another bed. I don't know when they all left.
At around 10 o'clock in the morning, I was still sleeping soundly on the bed, but I felt my stomach tremble, making my skin frizzy. I didn't wake up, so I took out a cell phone from my pocket near my stomach, pressed the green answer button, and didn't say anything, so I put the cell phone on my face.
"Hey?" There was a girl's voice over there. I didn't hear who it was for a while, I just thought it was one of my classmates.
"Hmm?" I made a sound in a daze.
There seemed to be pausing for a few seconds and asked, "Are you?"
I didn't realize that this was not my cell phone, so I thought you called me and said who I was. So I subconsciously replied: "Who are you looking for?"
There was another few seconds of pause over there. I was so sleepy that when she stopped, I almost fell asleep again.
"I am Li Hua's girlfriend." said over there.
"Yeah." I replied in a daze, adding in a daze, "He is not here, he should go to class."
I hung up the phone there, and I closed my eyes and continued to sleep. Suddenly, I woke up with cleverness. Where is this? I pulled the phone in my hand, and the black pure screen Samsung, who has such a big one?
Looking around, there was no one else in the room except me. There was a pile of poker thrown on the bed next door, a few bottles of Red Bull were placed on the table, and several cigarette butts were in the ashtray.
I think I have been relying on my father’s genetic genes for so many years and have never been drunk. I really drank yesterday.
I couldn't remember where the phone came from in my hand, so I could only remember why my phone was gone. When I remembered that the phone was gone, I felt heartbroken. I didn't know if I could find it when I went back to that bar. I guess there was no chance.
In order to find out who the phone call was, I flipped through the phone book of this phone and saw the girl who called just now. The name on the phone was Wang Yujie. Yujie, Yujie, Bingqing Yujie, a good name.
What did she say just now? She is Li Hua's girlfriend? It's Li Hua, I heard it right.
Just as I was thinking about it, I turned over again, but I felt something was wrong. I lifted the quilt and saw, "Wipe, my pants!" After waking up from a hangover, the most tragic thing is that my pants are gone!
I don’t know if anyone has seen that news. A girl fell on the street after drinking too much. When she woke up, she lost her pants. The police station reported the case and looked through the nearby camera to find out that she had been raped by a homeless man nearby four times. The girl couldn’t think of it and committed suicide.
I looked down and saw that my pants were gone, but what happened to the boxer shorts on my legs?
Then... the thunder rolled in the sky happened, and there was a bulge in the middle of the boxer shorts.
This is a pair of underwear worn by men!
Chapter completed!