Chapter 75 Detoxification
"Hehe... Of course I'm fine!" Wang Xiaobo grabbed Li Yulian's hand, pressed Li Yulian under his body, and smiled strangely at Li Yulian.
"You...are you okay?" Li Yulian said this sentence a little surprised when she found that Wang Xiaobo didn't look strange at all except that he blushed a little.
"Uh...cough..." After hearing this, Wang Xiaobo pretended to cough a few times. However, his acting skills were really not that good, and Li Yulian could tell at a glance.
"Damn you for making me worry for so long!" Li Yulian slapped Wang Xiaobo on the chest and said something dissatisfied to Wang Xiaobo.
"I don't look like anything, but I really have something. You haven't seen me like this before, have you?" After Wang Xiaobo finished speaking, he put away his playful smile. Looking at Wang Xiaobo's serious expression, Li Yulian's eyes flashed
With a trace of doubt, I still believed Wang Xiaobo.
"Then... what are we going to do?" Li Yulian asked a little confused. Just now she knew that that was what she was doing to help Wang Xiaobo, but now she didn't know what to do.
"You also know that I am over-nourished and need to consume a lot of nutrients to survive!" After Wang Xiaobo finished speaking, smelling the fragrance of Li Yulian's body, his body couldn't help but push down. It was just on Li Yulian's leg.
"I'll let you do evil!"
After Li Yulian said this, she released her hand from Wang Xiaobo's arm and grabbed Wang Xiaobo's body. Wang Xiaobo immediately felt a feeling of relief spread throughout his whole body. His body was also a little trembling with excitement.
"Wow...!" Wang Xiaobo's body was still rising up and down gently, letting Li Yulian catch him.
After a burst of flames shot to the top of his head, Wang Xiaobo quickly lost his mind and began to fight with Li Yulian. In this midsummer mountain, it was spring.
"I'm sorry!" After Wang Xiaobo finished, he leaned next to Li Yulian's ear and whispered to Li Yulian, his voice full of guilt.
"It's okay... I just kissed her a little harder!" Li Yulian, who was lying here, replied feebly. At this moment, she just wanted to have a good rest. She didn't think about anything else.
"Wait here for a moment. I remember there is a fruit tree on the top of the mountain. I will pick some fruits for you to replenish your strength!" Wang Xiaobo kissed Li Yulian on the face, put Li Yulian's clothes on her, and wore big pants himself.
Went up.
The village chief at the foot of the mountain...
"Wang Xiaobo has been up the mountain for so long, why hasn't he come down yet? Did he go to another village? This is impossible, there is no road leading to another village on this mountain!"
Under a tree at the foot of the mountain, the village chief walked back and forth anxiously. From time to time, he turned his gaze to the mountain road, but except for short trees and weeds, he didn't even see a single person. It's already one o'clock in the afternoon.
, in order to follow Wang Xiaobo, the village chief did not even eat lunch.
He had been here since Wang Xiaobo went up the mountain. He originally wanted to go up the mountain with Wang Xiaobo, but he was old and weak, so he didn't go. Besides, it would be the same to wait for Wang Xiaobo here.
"Damn, what kind of plane are you doing? If it wasn't for taking pictures, I wouldn't have waited in this damn place for so long!" the village chief said, touching the small camera in his pocket and taking a sip of water.
After that, the village chief sat under the big tree and began to wait. There was a bit of anger in his anxious eyes. He was an old man, and he had never suffered like this before.
It was not until three or four o'clock in the afternoon that the village chief discovered that Li Yulian was coming down from the top of the mountain with a hoe. Seeing Li Yulian, a trace of doubt flashed in the village chief's eyes. After thinking for a moment, he quickly came to Li Yulian, and Li Yulian looked at
When the village chief came to her with such an imposing manner, she felt a little uneasy.
"Yulian, have you seen Wang Xiaobo?" the village chief said in a somewhat urgent tone.
"Wang Xiaobo? Who is it? I've never heard of it!" After Li Yulian finished speaking, she walked away without saying much and disappeared quickly.
At the end of the road...
"That's right. Li Yulian has almost no contact with outsiders in the village. It's natural that she doesn't know Wang Xiaobo. Do you want me to go up? Forget it, I'll wait near his house. After all, this medicine can only take effect at night!"
Chang muttered this and turned around to leave. It wasn't that he wanted to leave, but that he was so hungry that his eyes were blurry. He had to go back to eat.
Not long after the village chief left, Wang Xiaobo came down from the mountain resisting the pheasants. Why did they come down so late? Wang Xiaobo felt it was a little late, so he built a fire and roasted a few pheasants to fill his stomach.
He asked Li Yulian to go down the mountain first, while Wang Xiaobo went to catch a few pheasants and prepared to send them to Li Yulian. That's why he went down the mountain later than Li Yulian.
The time hand slowly pointed to the evening. At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, the village chief came to the wall of Wang Xiaobo's house with hands and feet. Fortunately, the village chief had nothing to do and was strolling in the village. The dogs in the village had already known each other.
He did. That’s why he didn’t yell “woof woof…”.
"Holy shit, why didn't you react at all?" The village chief, who was lying on the wall with a camera, was cursing here. He stared unblinkingly at Zhou Cuiling and Wang Xiaobo who were eating in the main room.
The two of them were eating, talking and laughing inside, and the village chief was being bitten by mosquitoes here, which made him feel unbalanced again. He secretly thought that he must let this guy Wang Xiaobo be ruined.
"Take it off!"
The village chief saw Wang Xiaobo taking off his clothes while blowing the fan, so he quickly took out his camera and pointed it at it. After Zhou Cuiling saw Wang Xiaobo taking off his clothes, she also walked towards Wang Xiaobo. After Wang Xiaobo said this, the village chief, who had been waiting all day, finally breathed a sigh of relief.
After sun exposure and insect bites, the results are finally coming.
But what disappointed the village chief was that when Zhou Cuiling came to Wang Xiaobo, she only took away his clothes, and then after saying a few words, Wang Xiaobo left the hall.
"Damn it, haven't you eaten the mooncakes?" The village chief saw that it was coming to an end and was about to go to sleep. He thought of this question and suddenly became even more angry.
"Grandma, damn Wang Xiaobo, he doesn't eat such good mooncakes, what a damn waste!"
Even so, the village chief still leaned on the wall unwillingly and watched here. He waited until the lights were turned off and then left unwillingly...
Early the next morning, Wang Xiaobo was mentioned by Zhou Cuiling. The reason was very simple. Zhou Cuiling was going to the city to buy medicines. It didn't matter whether she went to the clinic or not, but Wang Xiaobo's papers must be checked!
Wang Xiaobo, who was yawning, got up reluctantly and ate a few mouthfuls of rice. Wang Xiaobo suddenly thought that the beautiful teacher's feet were not in good shape yet, so he should go and take a look.
When he stood up and was about to leave, he suddenly found his paper lying on the table next to him. Seeing his paper, Wang Xiaobo suddenly had an idea and his eyes began to light up.
"Qiqi's knowledge is so good, why don't I ask her to check it out and give me some pointers?" Thinking of this idea, Wang Xiaobo also praised himself for being smart. He picked up his notebook and strode outside.
"Good morning, village chief!" As soon as he went out, Wang Xiaobo saw the village chief and greeted him warmly.
"Haha... Xiaobo, good morning, where are we going?" the village chief asked kindly.
"Village Chief, what's wrong with you? Why do you think you're not in good spirits? Are you sick?" Wang Xiaobo looked at the tired look on the village chief's face and his forced smile. He asked with doubts in his eyes.
After hearing this, the village chief smiled again and said, "Nothing, nothing! I just slept late yesterday! By the way, Xiaobo, were yesterday's mooncakes delicious?" When the village chief asked this question, he smiled even more happily.
"Holy crap, this old man is really playing tricks on me!"
When Wang Xiaobo heard that the village chief was so "concerned" about him, he cursed in his heart, thought for a moment, and suddenly came up with an idea.
"Village chief, you don't know that the mooncakes you gave us are so good, so my aunt said that they must be offered to the gods before they can be eaten. If the gods don't eat such a good thing first, how can we dare to eat it first?"
Hearing Wang Xiaobo say this, the village chief's face suddenly changed, and even the tired look disappeared. When Wang Xiaobo said this, doesn't it mean that he, the village chief, should first let the gods eat those things with the toon medicine? The gods
If he knew that the village chief gave the god something to eat, he would definitely be shocked and would not kill the village chief immediately. But when Wang Xiaobo did this, the village chief didn't know what to say.
"Haha... You don't have to do that, you'd better take down the mooncakes!" The village chief actually believed Wang Xiaobo's words and started talking here.
"Isn't that possible? My aunt said that it takes at least three days to worship the gods. It's only been one day now, so we still have to wait two days. Moreover, we pray to the gods every morning and evening, saying that this moon cake is the village chief's.
You gave it to me, so that God can protect your old man and keep him free from disease and disaster!"
Wang Xiaobo started talking seriously, and the village chief's originally dark face turned a little pale at this moment. When Wang Xiaobo saw this, he asked in confusion: "What's wrong, village chief? Are you doing something wrong?"
Feeling comfortable?"
"No...no, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first!" After the village chief finished speaking, he left the place as if running away. Looking at the village chief's back, Wang Xiaobo raised the corner of his mouth and sneered.
"The weasel is paying New Year greetings to the chicken. Do you think you are really a weasel? Am I really a chicken waiting to be slaughtered? Fight me and kill you. You know, this is just the beginning!" After Wang Xiaobo finished speaking, he took his homework book.
Walk towards the school.
"Good morning, teacher!" When Wang Xiaobo arrived at school, he found that the teacher was soaking his feet here. Looking at the basin, he saw that there were a lot of traditional Chinese medicine such as tree roots.
"Well, well, yes, isn't this to avoid leaving any sequelae?" Qiqi looked scared when she mentioned the sequelae, which made Wang Xiaobo want to laugh. But the more Qiqi acted like this, the closer Wang Xiaobo got
Chapter completed!