One hundred and sixty fourth joke
"Hello, beauty!" Liu Yi smiled, came to Shen Mengting's eyes and said hello to her.
However, it seemed that Shen Mengting had nothing to say to Liu Yi. She just looked at him quietly for a few times and then stopped talking. This made Liu Yi somewhat embarrassed, thinking that he looked like Pan Andao. With his handsome face and sexy stubble, he can charm many innocent loli ladies and police beauties, but hooking up with young women should not be a problem, but now he is being ignored by a little girl. Let Liu Yi decisively not tolerate it.
Liu Yi had never suffered such a cruel insult, so he came to Shen Mengting with a ferocious face and became angry and said to Shen Mengting with a smile: "Hello..."
"My family asked you to come to my house for dinner this week!" Shen Mengting glared at Liu Yi and waited for a long time before saying this.
"Nani!!" Liu Yi was so frightened by Shen Mengting's words that he almost peed his pants. If she didn't speak, she would not say anything. When she spoke, she almost gave Liu Yi cerebral palsy. After a moment of confusion, Liu Yi finally said After regaining consciousness, he looked at Shen Mengting in shock and said, "You...you mean your family asked me to go to your house for dinner?"
"Otherwise, what do you think will happen?" Shen Mengting rolled her eyes at Liu Yi angrily.
"No...why did your family suddenly think of inviting me to dinner?" Liu Yi scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Could it be that your family secretly saw me looking too handsome somewhere, and then wanted to Can I be your son-in-law?"
"Yes, you are so handsome, my family is attracted to you!" Shen Mengting rolled her eyes at Liu Yi, and then said angrily: "The man who was with you last night is my father. Is there anything else you want to say?"
"Oh...it's your dad, haha...it turns out it's your dad who likes me, hehe..." Liu Yi secretly covered his mouth and snickered, while he kept mumbling, "That's not right," Liu Yi suddenly hit me Ji Ling then looked at Shen Mengting with wide eyes and shouted: "Damn, it's not what you just said..."
"I said my father is attracted to you!" Shen Mengting looked at Liu Yi's expression as if he had eaten shit, covered her mouth and said with a snicker.
"No, no... I'll go, you let me figure out what's going on first..." Liu Yi rubbed his temples with both hands. After a while, he started to raise his head and look aside. Shen Mengting snickered and said, "You just said that Uncle Shen Wansong is your father, right?"
"Well, yes!" Shen Mengting nodded her head and said.
What a fool! This time the joke was too big! Liu Yi cried bitterly and said to himself.
In fact, it's not that he was shocked because Shen Wansong was Shen Mengting's father. The most embarrassing thing for him was that the words he said in front of Shen Wansong last night were completely different from Shen Wansong's. He said this in front of the two of them: "Everyone dies from exhaustion, seven times in one night..."
This is nothing. The most important thing is that after meeting Shen Wansong yesterday, Shen Mengting actually acted as if the two of them didn't know each other. What made Liu Yi even more irritated was that the two of them clearly As for living together, last night I felt it was such a coincidence that we lived in the same district at the same time... Damn it, wasn't this Chi Guoguo's acting for me? Liu Yi curled his lips and looked at Shen Mengting.
But now it was too late to complain, so Liu Yi could only continue to look at Shen Mengting awkwardly and said: "Well...sister Mengting, just because I am so handsome, Can you help me explain the relationship between the two of us in front of Uncle Shen? You all know that I just pretended to be so casually yesterday. If I knew that he was your father, I would never act like this even if I died. It’s a joke!”
"Haha, it is said that to untie the bell, you must tie the bell. I can only say that I can't do anything about the problem you mentioned!" Shen Mengting spread her hands helplessly.
"Hell, do you want this? Can we still play happily together?" Liu Yi looked at Shen Mengting with disdain.
"Hehe... you can figure it out yourself. My dad said that if I can't call you by then, he will call you himself!" Shen Mengting looked at Liu Yi with a smile: "Okay, It’s almost time, I have to go back to class, this Friday, you can find me after school and I will take you back!”
After Shen Mengting finished speaking, she jumped away. For some reason, she felt a little depressed before she came to find Liu Yi, but after she came to find Liu Yi, she suddenly felt that the weather today was very beautiful. , the mood is also very good...
Looking at Shen Mengting's expression that this matter has nothing to do with me and you can figure it out, Liu Yi really felt that he had jumped into the Yellow River this time and would never be able to clean himself up.
Liu Yi shook his head helplessly, then turned and returned to the class.
But just when Liu Yigang walked into the class, a fat man walked into their class immediately. It was said that he was from the school art department, and the purpose of his trip was to inform Su Lei that she For the rematch, let her go to the competition after school in the afternoon.
You must know that Su Lei is the only school beauty in the school who has advanced to the semi-finals, so the school's art department is also afraid that she will withdraw directly like Shen Mengting, so they sent a person to her class in person. Come and tell her the good news.
After listening to the fat man's words, Su Lei immediately showed a charming smile and personally expressed her gratitude to him for coming all the way.
This fat man talks a little bit, and he always raises an orchid finger when he has nothing to do. This makes Liu Yi very disgusted. However, Liu Yi is disgusted. He can't just go up and slap someone just because he says "employment and management don't like you" for no reason. He was beaten up, so Liu Yi looked at Su Lei who was standing beside the podium talking to that bitch, curled his lips, and then turned around and walked towards his seat.
"Hey, that student, wait a minute!"
At this moment, the goosebump-inducing voice sounded from behind Liu Yi.
Liu Yi slowly turned around and looked at the sissy, pointing at his nose and asking: "Are you talking to me?"
"Well, I'm just talking to you. Come here quickly, I have something to tell you!" The sissy said, licking Liu Yi twice with his orchid finger.
Chapter completed!