Chapter 6 Kneeling and giving the money? The god general who was fooled and lame.
"Does the Immortal really have a solution?"
"The mountain man has a clever plan!"
After Qi Yushu finished speaking, his mind moved, and then the somersault cloud carried Qi Yushu and flew down. The general followed closely behind, full of joy.
If Nantianmen is restored, then Nantianmen will definitely regain its former glory, and then become a landmark building for the gods in the immortal world, a sacred place! By then, the status of these Nantianmen guards will also rise!
When I think of those fairies coming here to enjoy the scenery, the gods can't help but yearn for it...
"Junior Brother Yushu, do you have any tips for remedial action?" Sun Wukong stepped forward to ask Qi Yushu as soon as he landed.
After all, he dug this hole by himself... Sun Wukong is also a person who wants to save face, so he has always felt a little embarrassed. Now if Qi Yushu can really remedy it, it will be a worry.
"Senior Brother Wukong, there is no need to worry, Junior Brother, I already have a plan! I believe that Nantianmen Dingdang will be restored to its former glory soon! Or even better!"
Qi Yushu said confidently.
After all, Qi Yushu is very confident in the products created by the explosion of technology in the world! If you use 502 glue, you won’t be able to stick it!
And Qi Yushu was indeed shocked by the scene of Nantianmen's overflowing light, but in terms of lighting effects, the neon lights of any bar and disco can crush the current light effect of Nantianmen!
So Qi Yushu has already made a plan, not only to repair the hole, but also to go one step further, hang up colored light strips and install searchlights on Nantianmen! Install colorful streamer neon lights! Let the people in the fairy world can travel dozens of miles away
See the lights of Nantianmen flashing!
Since you have to do it! Then do it to the extreme!!
The corners of Qi Yushu's mouth couldn't help but turn up slightly when he thought that he was going to transform Nantianmen into a fairyland with twinkling lights.
So exciting!!
But for such a big project... why does it cost more than 100,000 yuan?! Where can I get so much money?
Although Qi Yushu and Sun Wukong are now brothers, hundreds of thousands is still a huge sum of money for Qi Yushu!
A penny can really stump a heroic man, and hundreds of thousands can stump a fake god!
Suddenly Qi Yushu thought of something and his eyes flashed:
"This god general, I heard that you tried to repair the hole with gold water, but later it turned into a gold nugget and fell off. I don't know if the gold nugget is still there. I want to take it back and study it. It must know something about me.
The Nantianmen God Plaque helps.”
"Oh, that's it. Please wait a moment, I will go back soon!"
This god made sense when he heard it! He suddenly swept away like a gust of wind into the distance!
"Haha, this divine general actually used the lowest things to repair the divine plaque. The divine plaque has a spirit. How could he allow the lowly gold that is everywhere in the garbage dump at the back of the heaven to repair himself? It's really ridiculous." Sun Wukong smiled scornfully.
"What!!??"
Qi Yushu was immediately shocked! There was gold everywhere in the garbage dump in the back mountain of Tianjie??
But then Qi Yushu realized that this is heaven! It is normal for gold to be everywhere!
"Oh, Junior Brother Yushu may not know something when he goes to heaven for the first time. The gold in heaven is equivalent to ordinary stones and soil in the human world. The stones in heaven, except for precious jade and sacred stones, are all gold nuggets..."
Qi Yushu: "!!??"
"Get rich, get rich!" Qi Yushu shouted in his heart! He tried his best to cover up his excited heart and trembling hands.
Trying to play the role of a worldly expert who is as plain as water and accustomed to wind and waves!
Soon the god general came to Qi Yushu with a gold nugget as big as his fist, bowed at 90 degrees, and then held the gold nugget high:
"I've kept you waiting for a long time! The garbage dump in the back mountain of the heaven is full of gold. This gold stone is really hard to find. Please forgive me! Please take a look!"
Qi Yushu was excited again after hearing this. It seems that the gold in the heaven is really like dung...
Qi Yushu's face was as calm as water, without any flaws, and he waved his hand gently:
"It doesn't matter...just let me take this gold stone back to study the characteristics of the divine plaque."
Qi Yushu suppressed his excitement and just wanted to reach out for the big gold nugget, but the general nimbly dodged it!
"Um??"
Qi Yushu looked confused...
"How could the Immortal be allowed to touch such a lowly thing? The general is afraid of dirtying the Immortal's hands!" the Divine General continued to bow.
"This..." Qi Yushu was very helpless but had nothing to say...
But Qi Yushu was shouting in his heart:
"Give it to me! I'm not afraid of getting my hands dirty!! This is gold!! You don't like me, it's so good! No wonder you are still looking at the gate after thousands of years of work! You are not sensible at all!!"
Suddenly, an idea flashed in Qi Yushu's mind! He can't do it softly, or he can't do it hard. He can only rely on his own talent and eloquence:
"God made this mistake! As the saying goes, Tao gives birth to one, one life gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things! All existences in heaven and earth are from the same origin! Everything is equal! Everything is an illusion! God will care so much about the distinction between high and low.
, isn’t this a sign of fascination!”
Qi Yushu's mysterious smile looked like an accomplished man!
"Wonderful, wonderful! Junior Brother Yushu's understanding of Taoism is superb! I have also benefited a lot from this discussion of Taoism. General Tianmen, I, Junior Brother Yushu, am guiding you in your practice. I have taught you such exquisite Taoism."
, Such a great favor! Why don't you thank me quickly!" Sun Wukong said thoughtfully and fanned the flames.
"I would like to thank the Immortal for his great kindness! In the future, I will go to the mountains of swords and the sea of fire for the Immortal without any hesitation!"
It was not easy for this divine general. He kept bending at ninety degrees to speak. Now he was fine and finally knelt down!
The divine general's status in the heaven is not low. In addition to his master and the 'Sanqing', the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, no matter who he meets, he does not need to kneel down! But today, the divine general knelt down for Qi Yushu!
"It's absolutely impossible for a divine general to do this! I, Qi, can't afford it! Please get up quickly!" Qi Yushu was really frightened. He uttered nonsense, how could he directly make this divine general kneel down!
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Is it true that "a wise tongue can defeat a million soldiers" is true? But it is definitely true that I feel very happy now!
Ordinary people, ordinary gods, who can get the chance to be kneeled down by the gods in heaven!? Even Sun Wukong doesn’t get such treatment!
"I will never forget the great kindness of the Immortal! I was superficial just now, but after the Immortal's guidance, I already understand the principle that all things are equal!" The divine general said, and handed over the gold nugget as big as his fist with both hands.
Came over.
"It's so good, I'm so happy..."
Qi Yushu took a deep breath, then stretched out his hand and slowly grabbed the fist-sized gold nugget, his tentacles cold.
"Oh, it's quite heavy! Haha, if I bring this back to the world, I won't be able to make a fortune!" Qi Yushu thought while looking at the heavy gold nugget in his hand.
Everyone around him thought Qi Yushu was thinking about the Tianmen Divine Plaque, so they didn't bother him.
Then Qi Yushu recovered from his giggle and solemnly held his hand:
"Fellow Taoists, I still need to go back to the mountain to make more preparations in order to repair the Heavenly Palace Divine Plaque as soon as possible. I won't bother you any more. Thank you for your help."
Seeing Qi Yushu slightly arching his hands, the group of Tianmen generals and hundreds of heavenly soldiers immediately formed an array! Then they collectively bowed ninety degrees and shouted in unison:
"Congratulations to the Immortal!!!"
That’s called a magnificent momentum!
What is Pai Noodles? This is called Pai Noodles!!
Then Qi Yushu and Sun Wukong returned to the Royal Horse Prison.
"After we go back, Junior Brother Yushu only needs to drop a drop of blood into the somersault cloud, and it will completely recognize you as its master. I hope you can treat it well. It has been fighting with me for so many years. I hope it can follow you.
Live a good life."
As Sun Wukong spoke, the somersault cloud gradually became smaller, and then slowly poured into Qi Yushu's knees.
At this moment, Qi Yushu could only express his thanks:
"Senior brother is the first person and brother I met in heaven! Although it is cliché to say this, I still want to say that my great kindness will never be forgotten! Goodbye, senior brother!"
With that said, Qi Yushu started the sacred car Wuling and galloped towards the already drawn door of time and space with billowing smoke...
After watching Qi Yushu leave, Sun Wukong slowly turned his attention to the tallest and largest fairy mountain floating in the distance, which is the hub of the entire heaven: Lingxiao Palace!
At this time, the flaming golden eyes changed from the dull and watery look just now. Instead, they were filled with fire! They were full of violent killing intent!
Chapter completed!