Chapter 34: The wheels press the gods! Also press a tough guy!
Only now did Qi Yushu remember that when he drove that little magic car Wuling to the heaven, he frightened Sun Wukong, thinking it was some rare monster.
And the giant truck I drove today must have scared the gods in front of me...
After all, when it comes to cards, it’s also about aura! This giant truck is countless times more powerful than a small loaf of bread! Therefore, its deterrent effect on the gods is also many times more powerful!
After all, the weight of dozens of tons and nearly a hundred tons, the momentum, and the pomp! Even ordinary gods cannot bear it...
Sun Wukong's Ruyi Golden Cudgel weighs more than 100,000 kilograms, and only Sun Wukong can lift it... It is conceivable that the group of gods in front of them have become stupid after practicing immortality for thousands of years. Naturally, they have never seen this kind of human technology industry.
The product of the explosion!
Qi Yushu waved his hand and was about to explain to Fairy Chang'e with a troubled look on his face, but at this moment he heard someone shouting and groaning under the wheel...
Qi Yushu looked back and was shocked. Why was there someone crushed under his wheel?!
No, I suppressed a god!
Which unlucky god is this??
Qi Yushuren hurriedly took out his car keys, jumped into the cab and started the car...
Listening to the roar of the truck, the fairies backed away slightly, looking a little frightened... Only now did Qi Yushu understand that these fairies seemed to be afraid of this truck...
But Qi Yushu couldn't care about that much at this time, and the most important thing was to rescue the god under the wheel, so Qi Yushu put the reverse gear on, kicked the accelerator, and the truck backed up a few meters...
The god under the car also had a great body. He stood up immediately and ran to the side with a look of horror on his face...
Qi Yushu also jumped out of the cab, and then took two steps towards the immortal who was about to run:
"Hey, hey, I'm Qi Yushu, what do you call this immortal? How is it? You're not hurt, are you?"
The figure in armor who was about to run away in despair was stunned when he heard Qi Yushu introduce himself, then stopped, was stunned for a while, and said to Qi Yushu with a solemn face:
"What? Are you Qi Yushu!?"
"Does this immortal know me? I'm really sorry. I didn't see it clearly just now. I don't have enough control over the giant beast behind me... so I accidentally suppressed you. How about it? I wasn't hurt.
Bar?"
Qi Yushu looked in front of him with curiosity. He saw this golden helmet and a god with a bright red cloak behind him. He looked like he was a god general... but Qi Yushu really couldn't tell who it was.
However, at this time, the god general in front of him changed his frightened appearance, forcibly controlled his legs that were still trembling, and said as hard as possible without trembling:
"This commander...is the dignified Marshal Tianpeng! Of course... nothing will happen to you! This... giant beast of yours must be your contracted beast... Not bad, not bad, very fierce! Fortunately, I was only injured accidentally.
This commander, if it were any other immortal family, I would be smashed to pieces by the palm of this giant beast!"
When Qi Yushu heard that the god general in front of him actually called himself Marshal Tianpeng? He immediately got a general idea. Qi Yushu didn't even need to go to heaven to inquire, he knew that Marshal Tianpeng must be one of Fairy Chang'e's many suitors!
Qi Yushu secretly guessed: Marshal Tianpeng never came to the Three Treasures Hall for no reason, and he must have come to harass Fairy Chang'e again today. It was just a coincidence that he bumped into him, and then he happened to be crushed under the wheel of his truck.
Already...
This is so fateful!
You dare to steal a woman from me!? Why didn’t I crush you to death just now?
Although Qi Yushu secretly thought it was a pity, on the surface he still had to work hard:
"Oh my, it turns out to be Marshal Tianpeng! I have admired you for a long time! If you are Marshal Tianpeng, you will naturally not pay attention to the little monster behind me. Naturally, the attack just now will not cause any harm to the marshal.
!Marshal, are you right?"
Qi Yushu bowed his hands towards Marshal Tianpeng respectfully.
Qi Yushu had seen a lot of things about porcelain in the human world! But he never thought that there were people in heaven who were involved in porcelain. Marshal Tianpeng, who had a flaw in his mind, saw him driving his car, and he didn't even hide away.
I honked the horn wildly to remind him that he was still standing there with a rake for hoeing. Why was he pretending to be a good man?
This is not blatant cheating, what is this?
You are a dignified Marshal of Tianpeng! The chief instructor of Tianhe's 100,000 navy army! You have to come to me to try and get rich, right?
However, Qi Yushu was also worried. After all, he had indeed pushed Marshal Tianpeng under the wheel of the wheel. If Marshal Tianpeng asked for compensation, Qi Yushu's pants would not have to be compensated.
So Qi Yushu had no choice but to use the move of 'kill with admiration'!
First, if Marshal Tianpeng is praised to the heavens, it will be difficult for Marshal Tianpeng to admit that he is injured!
Fairy Chang'e was also in front of her at this time, so Marshal Tianpeng naturally couldn't give in. Even though there was severe pain in his back and waist, he must have been seriously injured, but with the beauty by his side, Marshal Tianpeng's whole body felt weak in pain.
But you must have a tough mouth!
"That's natural! I am the mighty Marshal Tianpeng! How could this monster's blow damage me? It's really ridiculous!"
Sure enough, Marshal Tianpeng's mouth became stiff... Even though Marshal Tianpeng's body was shaking slightly with pain, he still couldn't let go! He absolutely refused to admit that Qi Yushu's monster's blow caused him serious injuries!
This is a matter of a man’s face! There must be no compromise!
Marshal Tianpeng also understood in his heart: If he admitted that he was seriously injured by Qi Yushu's monster, wouldn't he be inferior to Qi Yushu's monster?
How can he compete with Qi Yushu for the heart of Fairy Chang'e??
Qi Yushu immediately put on a very cooperative expression of admiration, slightly cupped his hands and said to Marshal Tianpeng:
"Oh my! You are worthy of the famous Tianpeng Marshal. He is really extraordinary! Even the gods can't bear the slightest blow from my monster. I didn't expect you, Marshal, to bear it easily. I must be the one in this heaven.
Be the number one tough guy!"
Marshal Tianpeng was now so light and airy after being praised by Qi Yushu that he seemed to have forgotten the pain in his body. Marshal Tianpeng raised his head and said with a proud look on his face:
"Hey~ keep a low profile! This marshal has always kept a low profile, but I am indeed a tough guy recognized by heaven!"
"It's just average, it's probably the third best in heaven!"
Marshal Tianpeng had completely forgotten the pain in his body at this moment, and shook his head with a complacent expression and added.
He even shamelessly labeled himself the third toughest guy in heaven!?
This level of shamelessness was something Qi Yushu never expected!
Qi Yushu really didn't know how to answer this...
But at this moment, Senior Sister Yao'er, who had seen all this, finally couldn't bear it anymore... Senior Sister Yao'er rolled her eyes and muttered in a low voice:
"It's so shameless. I don't know who shouted for help so loudly just now, and now you are saying that you are a tough guy recognized by heaven? That's great, bah!"
Although this sentence was not spoken loudly, almost all the gods present heard it clearly. Marshal Tianpeng's expression froze slightly when he heard Senior Sister Yao'er's words. At this time, the atmosphere at the scene became slightly awkward...
"Yao'er, don't be rude." Fairy Chang'e gently pretended to scold him, giving Marshal Tianpeng face.
Then Fairy Chang'e asked Qi Yushu:
"Didn't you prepare for the reconstruction of the 'Wuduo Flower Sea'? Why did you bring up such a huge and ferocious monster? Is it related to the reconstruction of Wuduo Flower Sea?"
Qi Yushu also understood that this was a good opportunity to change the subject and resolve the embarrassment! So he hurriedly raised his hands towards Fairy Chang'e and said:
"Master is really very smart. You have guessed everything. That's right! This huge monster is exactly the 'mount' I use to transport necessary things. I have prepared all the things I need, apprentice. Today
Then we can start rebuilding the 'No Flower Sea'."
At this time, Marshal Tianpeng, who was listening on the sidelines, suddenly shouted in surprise:
"What did you say? You mean this unparalleled monster is your mount!?"
Marshal Tianpeng originally thought that this monster was Qi Yushu's contracted monster. When he saw his majestic Marshal Tianpeng here, in order not to lose face, Qi Yushu spent a huge price to summon this monster to come out to support the scene, but he never expected that what was happening in front of him
The monster turned out to be just a mount used by Qi Yushu for transportation!?
Chapter completed!