5, I am also a professional in the treatment of animals(1/2)
After setting up a stall and Uncle Wang's enthusiastic publicity that "tumors can be cured", more and more patients came to Tang Xia's clinic. They came to him to get medicine for headaches, brain fever, colds, toothaches, and gastrointestinal problems.
Tang Xia had long forgotten the troublesome things about Tang Xia's father. How could a person who had nothing to do with him be as important as his patient?
After a busy morning, Tang Xia took a nap after a simple meal at noon. At about two o'clock, the system suddenly turned into the image of a little rabbit, and excitedly jumped in his mind: Dad! A patient is here! There is a patient.
Ten! Ten!!
Tang Xia suddenly became energetic, put on his coat and went downstairs. He was worried about where to find patients. Ten people was a big deal!
As soon as he ran downstairs, he saw a dozen men in their sixties strolling in. The small clinic was suddenly crowded. Tang Xia quickly moved a stool to sit on, "Several men and women, who are you?"
Comfortable?"
"My blood pressure is high."
"I have high uric acid and gout."
"I'm three high."
"Then I'm better than you. I have high blood pressure, blood sugar, blood lipids, and uric acid."
Tang Xia was dumbfounded. Is it something to be proud of if you get sick a lot? Why did he hear the meaning of comparison?
"Do you all know each other?"
"Yes, you, Uncle Wang, introduced me here. We often play together."
Tang Xia immediately awarded Uncle Wang an eight-meter-high enthusiastic citizen trophy in his heart.
The old man sitting in front consciously stretched out his arm to ask Tang Xia to take his pulse, "Old Wang said that your tumor can be cured and anything can be cured. Look at my blood pressure, how can I lower it?"
Tang Xia looked at the postures of these people and asked the most worrying question first: "Masters, do you usually drink?"
This statement made a bunch of old men laugh. "Which one of us can't drink?"
"You should ask how much you usually drink?"
Tang Xia raised his eyebrows, and sure enough, Uncle Wang loved drinking, and all his friends were alcoholics. "You can't drink alcohol if you have high blood pressure or gout. You should try your best to stop drinking."
The elders all refused, "That won't work. If you don't drink, there will be no happiness."
"Yes, there is no one who doesn't drink in life, as the old saying goes? Live until you are old, drink until you are old."
Tang Xia was amused by the uncle's humor, "It hurts so much when a gout attack occurs, why do you still drink?"
The uncle paused and said in a deep voice: "Take some medicine and it will be reduced once, and you will be a good man again."
Tang Xia could only smile bitterly, he had better take his pulse first.
The uncle told him: "You have to cure me so that I can drink and recover from my illness."
Tang Xia smiled helplessly: "Sir, you are making things difficult for me. If there was such a good special medicine, there would be no gout in the world. They would all be drinking wine and walking their dogs, walking wherever they want.
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The uncle was also amused, "Cancer can be cured, why can't this be cured? The uncle has experience, wine sterilizes, and drinking alcohol makes you less likely to get sick."
Tang Xia asked jokingly: "Then why did gout get better without drinking?"
The uncle thought for a while and said, "That's because I didn't drink the right amount. I probably should have had three cups. I drank two cups and the gout was not suppressed."
Before Tang Xia could say anything, the other old men scolded him: "Get out! What old bastard said he would never drink again when he screamed in pain?"
"It's useless. When you have an attack, take medicine to control it. Wait until the pain subsides and then drink it. I tell you, you are just useless!"
The old men without gout held their heads high and pinched their waists, one against the other.
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Listening to a bunch of old men telling each other off, Tang Xia was convinced that none of these old men were worry-free.
After taking the pulse, Tang Xia wrote a prescription for the medicine, "First of all, let's talk about it. You must take the medicine on time when I prescribe it, and you must not drink alcohol while taking it."
Half of the old men shook their heads, "That's no good. I can't help it. I can't help it even for a day."
Tang Xia suddenly laughed and said to them slowly: "Let me tell you this, if you continue to drink like this, you will easily die suddenly. Don't glare at me, I didn't scare you. Sudden death is still good. Leave your wife and
Children, let them cry sadly. Anyway, you won’t know anything once you close your eyes. What you are most afraid of is that you will suddenly have a stroke, cerebral palsy, or blood clots, and you will be lying in bed unable to move."
Tang Xia shook his head, looked at the faces of a bunch of old men, and said jokingly: "Tsk tsk tsk, peeing on the bed, peeing on the bed, eating on the bed, and getting abscesses on the buttocks and back after lying down for a long time. Think about that scene, ugh
, how miserable!”
The faces of the old men suddenly became ugly. This little doctor is so evil. He can scare people like this. This is more terrifying than death.
"Old men, I didn't tell you to quit all at once. I wouldn't be able to bear it. Let's do this. I'll give you a week's worth of medicine first. Don't drink during the medicine. After taking the medicine, you can drink three times.
God, then I will prescribe another medicine for you, and it will last for seven days. For the sake of our family, we have to take good care of ourselves." Tang Xia found a paper cup and poured a glass of water for each of them, "I think it is because you are so addicted to alcohol.
If you are sick, the more you drink, the worse your health will be. If you don’t believe me, try taking medicine for two days. Maybe you will be cured and you won’t drink so much anymore.”
A bunch of old men hesitated between lying on the bed with abscesses and jumping around, "It's up to you!"
"We won't drink for a week."
"Whoever drinks is a bastard!"
The last sentence was said by the old man sitting at the back. After saying it, he immediately received angry looks from countless old buddies. The old man folded his hands and said arrogantly, "I said the same thing when you glared at me. Who would drink?"
Who is the bastard?"
Tang Xia looked at the other person's face and realized that this man must be the one who couldn't drink the most. However, he smoked. Smoking is harmful to health and must be controlled.
As people get older, they have more or less problems. Tang Xia took the pulses of these uncles one by one, asked them for diagnosis, wrote out orders, wrapped all the medicines, and told them how to take them. After sending them out, he looked at his watch.
Too much.
After Tang Xia sat down and took a sip of water, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Son, the pharmacy is out of medicine. Can I buy it from you?"
System: Yes, this system has an online pharmacy. After my father purchases online, I will automatically replenish the medicine box. It is really affordable and convenient!
Tang Xia narrowed his eyes slightly, "You are really smart, cute, well-behaved, smart and sensible. Is such a capable system a star system in your system circle?"
System: Hehehe~
"Can we give a discount to the star system that is smart, cute, well-behaved, smart, capable and sensible?"
System: 92% off, hehehe~
Tang Xia clicked on the system page with a smile, found the store item, and praised it while buying medicine: "You are such a considerate baby, please be a little lower~"
System: 94% off, it can’t be lower.
Tang Xia happily praised: "My son is great!"
System: Hehehe~~ There is no system in the world that is as generous as mine!
Tang Xia nodded, now he had to coax, "You are right, who made you so cute?"
The system was flattered, and after a while, it told Tang Xia: Dad, actually, I didn't talk much today because I was thinking.
"Oh." Tang Xiaxin said that you are not too poor, "What's wrong, Zaizai, tell daddy what are you thinking about? Whose girl do you have a crush on?"
System: It’s not about emotions! It’s... Many doctors will tell white lies. For example, if a person is about to die, the doctor is afraid that the patient will not be able to bear the shock and will not tell the patient the truth. What would you do in this situation?
Tang Xia thought about it seriously, "In this situation, for example, if a person's spirit is very fragile, if you tell him the truth today, he will not survive tomorrow, so you can't tell him. I will tell his family, and the decision is up to him.
But if the patient is as mentally strong as me, I hope the doctor will tell me the truth. I have to cherish the last few days of my life, eat whatever I want, play whatever I want, and do whatever I want to do.
Once you’re done, you can’t just die in a daze.”
System: It’s so profound that I don’t understand it.
"That's right, you don't understand. You are still a child." Tang Xia stopped the topic and checked the emotional points, "Baby, you are really good at collecting points. You already have more than 70,000. If you save more, you can get ten consecutive points.
Smoked."
The system was so praised: Hey hey hey~ Uncle Wang’s family gave a lot, I just collected what others gave me.
"Baby, you have to be confident. This is what you have collected. You are very capable." Tang Xia poured ecstasy soup into the system while buying medicine, coaxing the system to provide a lot of emotional value. The child was so happy that his head was filled with joy.
Breeding numbers.
Aunt Wang next door came to the door of the clinic, took a look inside, and found that there were no patients, so she opened the door and came in.
Tang Xia heard the noise and stopped buying medicine, "Aunt Wang?"
"Tang Xia, I have a child at home who doesn't like to eat these days. Do you have time to check on him?"
"Child? How old is it?"
"Three years old."
"It's so small. Let's take it over and have a look." After Aunt Wang left, Tang Xia was quite puzzled. In his memory, Aunt Wang's children were all teenagers. Where did the three-year-old come from?
After a while, Aunt Wang came back holding a round, furry creature. It was fat, with wrinkles all over its face and swim rings all over its body, just like the fat man in the Michelin tire advertisement.
To be honest, Tang Xia was stunned at first sight and didn't know what species it was, "Is this the three-year-old child?"
Aunt Wang handed over her pet dog, "Yes, its name is Guiyuan'er. It is a Shar-Pei. It is three years old this year. Don't you have a veterinary qualification certificate? Let me see, why doesn't the child like to eat? Isn't that right?
Are you suffering from heatstroke?"
Tang Xia couldn't laugh or cry, "But my current clinic is written as a Chinese medicine clinic. I look after dogs..."
To be continued...