18. The boy who tenderly held him in his arms grew up(1/2)
Bladder explosion? Tang Xia quickly pulled up a stool and asked the patient to sit down at the door. Looking at the patient's belly, it was already bulging, and he was covered in hot sweat.
Tang Xia frowned and asked, "Is it because you can't urinate?"
The two people next to him were obviously his buddies. They seemed to have drunk a little wine, their faces were red, and they smelled of alcohol when they spoke.
"Yes! We went drinking, and while we were drinking, he suddenly said that he couldn't pee in the toilet. At first, we thought he was joking."
"Who the hell is kidding you about this kind of thing?" The patient who was being carried held his stomach with one hand and stood up on the chair with the other hand. Sitting was not possible, and his stomach felt even worse while sitting. After standing up, he felt that his belly was falling.
The feeling of wanting to pee but not being able to pee made him unable to stand up straight. He could only bend over and hold his buttocks. He was so uncomfortable that he didn't know what to do.
This action was so shameful. The patient's face was already red, but now his face was as red as pig liver. He asked Tang Xia anxiously: "Doctor, do you have any way to cure it? If not, I'll call an ambulance and go to the hospital!"
In his opinion, this is an emergency that cannot be cured by traditional Chinese medicine.
When another buddy heard this, he pushed him down on his seat, which hurt so much that the young man scolded him.
"Stop talking. Why don't you go to the hospital and ask the nurse to insert a urinary catheter for you? I heard someone said that this doctor knows acupuncture. If you ask him to give you two needles, you may pee."
The patient looked at Doctor Tang with a painful look on his face, and the hand holding his stomach was trembling. He really felt that his stomach was going to explode. "Help!"
Tang Xia took his wrist, checked his pulse and comforted him: "It's okay, sit still and I'll get the needle."
"Do you really need an acupuncture?"
Tang Xia said firmly: "Don't worry, I'll let you urinate in two minutes."
Everyone who heard this was dubious. Tang Xia didn't say much. He took the acupuncture package from the drawer and opened it. It was densely packed with needles. The young man shivered even more with fright, "Does the prick hurt?"
"Haha." Tang Xia said slowly: "Don't move. If you move, I will stab you. Young man, why are you afraid of pain?"
System: Doubtful emotion value +800
+966
+1086
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Fearful emotion value +3000
+3800
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Tang Xia let out a "tsk" sound, and his eyes lit up with excitement after picking up the needle. He likes giving people acupuncture the most, but usually no one comes to him for acupuncture. Today, I finally caught one. No matter if it's scary or not, I'll wait until I get acupuncture.
Tang Xia narrowed his eyes, "There is an old saying that goes like this, if you cannot urinate through the Yinling Spring, and you have diarrhea for three miles, a few injections will make you urinate and take off your clothes."
Before the guy could resist, his friend took off his clothes. Tang Xia started acupuncture at the Tianhuang point, the Sihua upper point, the lower Sanhuang point, Jianzhong, Yunbai, Xiaqu, Yinlingquan, and Zusanli.
, the patient hasn’t felt any pain yet, Tang Xia has finished injecting the needle.
Seeing the needle on his body, the buddy was trembling with fear. Tang Xia pressed his shoulder and said, "Don't move, count 20 seconds in your mind."
"How can I have the heart to count seconds now?" He just wanted to cry.
Tang Xia smiled and said, "Then look outside. Do you think the Shar-Pei dog at the door looks good-looking?"
The other party was almost crying and looked at Tang Xia pitifully: "Brother, stop teasing me, I'm scared."
After saying these two sentences, the young man suddenly tightened his legs and said, "No, ouch, I want to pee, I'm going to pee!"
"Hurry to the bathroom!" The two brothers wanted to pull the brother up, but Tang Xia pressed the other's shoulders again, "Don't move."
"I'm about to pee!"
"It doesn't matter if you pee here. If you move now, the injection may not be effective. You won't be able to pee even if you run over."
The young man crossed his legs and said, "I can't hold it in anymore! What kind of needle is this? It's so effective!"
Tang Xia still held the other person down and said seriously: "You have to endure it, you have to be strong, you have to have a firm will and an iron belief."
The young man was so angry at Tang Xia's words that he almost cried. God is so strong. How can he be strong? He would really wet his pants!
Ten seconds later, Tang Xia started to take out the needle. As soon as the last needle was pulled out, the young man stood up and ran while asking: "Toilet! Where is the toilet?!"
Tang Xia pointed to the corner of the first floor, which was a bathroom specifically for patients.
The guy rushed in frantically, without even having time to close the door, and then heard the sound of peeing.
The two young men who came with the patient both gave Tang Xia thumbs up, "Awesome, does your Tang family have a saying called the ghost doctor's seventy-two needles?"
“It’s really effective right after one injection, it’s amazing!”
Tang Xia smiled and said, "It's all rumors from outside. How can there be such nonsense? The Tang family has indeed passed down seventy-two needles. Do you want to try it?"
The two shook their heads like rattles, their whole bodies rejecting.
Tang Xia felt slightly regretful.
"Brother, are your ancestors from the Tang sect? It's the Tang sect written in the novel that specializes in using hidden weapons and drugs."
Tang Xia was speechless, "Brother, have you read too many novels?"
The two of them lay down and pointed their thumbs at each other again, "Anyway, this acupuncture technique, I have to say, it's so awesome!"
After talking for a while, the friend who came with them had not come out yet, so the two of them went over to have a look worriedly.
"Dezi, are you okay?"
The friend inside didn't say anything. The two of them looked at each other and went in to take a look worriedly. Then Tang Xia heard bursts of laughter, and the patient named Dezi yelled: "Just laugh! What's so funny, you two beasts"
!”
Tang Xia followed in confusion, "What's wrong?"
"Don't come in, the doctor is out!" Dezi's voice was immediately suppressed by the laughter of two unscrupulous friends. One friend ran out and told Tang Xia with a smile: "He peed his pants hehehe~
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Tang Xia actually wanted to laugh, but as a doctor, it was a bit immoral to laugh at this time. What he was laughing at was not the guy who peed his pants, but these two people who were hurting their friends so much. Wasn't he covering up for his friends?
Tang Xia grimaced and said nonsense seriously: "What's so funny about this? This is a normal physiological phenomenon! It's already good that he can rush into the toilet. Some people pee at the door."
When Dezi heard Tang Xia's words, he covered his heart and breathed a sigh of relief, "Look, I'm not the most embarrassing one."
The two buddies patted his shoulders sympathetically and said with a smile: "Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. I'll buy you a pair of pants."
"Don't worry, Doctor Tang, I will be responsible for cleaning the toilet."
"Then thank you." Tang Xia turned around seriously and couldn't help but smile. This matter might become a stain and a joke in this buddy's life.
After the other party finished everything, Tang Xia took the pulse of the young man named Dezi and said, "Your kidneys are usually not very good, and your prostate is a bit inflamed and swollen, which is why you can't pee. I
I will prescribe you some medicine, pills with traditional Chinese medicine ingredients, and take them for at least a week. You are not allowed to drink alcohol or eat spicy food while taking the medicine."
Dezi was wearing new pants, blushing and said sheepishly: "I understand, thank you, Doctor Tang, for saving my life this time!"
The buddy next to me interjected: "It also saves you from the pain of being intubated and saves your future."
Tang Xia smiled, "Thank you for your good brother, it's hard enough for the two of you to support you."
When Dezi looked at his buddy, they both wanted to have fun again. There was definitely no words of thanks, only one sentence: "You two are rolling!"
The three of them cursed each other and left. Tang Xia quickly checked the emotional value. The three people provided quite a lot, and with the addition of others, it had risen to 140,000.
Tang Xia poked his son again, "Baby, if dad saves up to 20 draws in a row, can you draw 20 times and get two for free?"
System: No!
Tang Xia found a bag of green tea from the collection in the cabinet, nodded with satisfaction after smelling it, and smiled to trick the child: "Baby, it's not easy for dad to save twenty draws. Dad has to work hard to make a lot of money.
Dad wants to support you!"
system:……
"My child, you have to think about it. My father worked so hard every day to prevent you from dying with me and from wearing small skirts on the streets with me. You are so filial, you will definitely help your father, right?"
The system was silent for a while: Stop talking, I’ll give it to you once!
Tang Xia pretended to be very sad, "I used to send it once every ten times, but this time I only send it once every twenty times?"
System: I sent it to you last time because it was your first time to draw ten draws in a row. For a system as hard-hearted as me, no one else would send it to you!
Tang Xia: "This is also my first time to draw 20 times in a row!"
System:...My ears married an alien and gave birth to an alien ear. This ear is filled with green hair and I can't hear anything.
Tang Xia was disgusted. This was such a bad reason! But he was very pleased to be able to ask for it one more time. "Son, these three people were not sent by you just now, were they?"
System: No, your reputation for treating difficult and complicated diseases has spread, and many people will come to you in the future.
Tang Xia brewed the tea, sat down and opened the system page, "How many difficult and complicated diseases have you sent me been treated?"
System: Including the two treated yesterday, there are six in total.
"There are still four left." Tang Xia relaxed completely, leaned back on the chair, and took a rest.
After squinting for a while, Tang Xia was woken up by a phone call. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Yue Yang calling.
After Tang Xia answered, Yue Yang laughed and asked: "Archangel, are you free tomorrow?"
Tang Xia lazily said: "Is something wrong?"
To be continued...