12, the shop promises: invalid refund dead father
It was the first time for Tang Xia to encounter such a difficult case. He asked patiently: "When did you start feeling uncomfortable?"
After the eldest brother sat down, he said angrily: "Since last year, at this time last year, I suffered from cholecystitis. I had a minor operation and recovered after two months of recovery. But I don't know why I have such a disease.
, my chest felt vaguely swollen and painful, and my breasts began to grow." The older brother said more and more annoyed, "I really feel it is too embarrassing and too strange. I am a big man, what does it mean to have breasts? Everyone else uses it.
He looked at me strangely, as if I was some bisexual monster."
Tang Xia poured a glass of water and comforted: "It's nothing. There are many strange diseases, so you are not weird anymore. Don't care what others think, you are just sick. Have you been to other hospitals before?
Do you have any medical records?”
"Look," the elder brother became even more angry when he mentioned it, "They said that I had a problem with hormone secretion, that I had early male menopause, which caused breast enlargement. I was given testosterone and other hormone treatments. Not only was it not cured, but here I am..." He didn't
He said politely: "It's not good either. It's going downhill. I stopped taking the medicine for a while before I felt better."
Tang Xia nodded and took notes, "When you touched it yourself, were there any lumps or hard lumps?" After Tang Xia finished speaking, he felt that asking was unreliable. He asked seriously: "Do you mind if I check it? I
wear gloves."
The eldest brother smiled bitterly, "It doesn't matter."
Tang Xia checked through his clothes and found that there were no lumps or lumps. According to Chinese medicine, it was not in the blood but in the Qi.
"Do you have any other discomforts? Any symptoms that are different from before, such as whether your appetite is good or not, and your voice and hair have not changed?"
"I also have a bad appetite. After I got this disease, my temper became bad and I lost my temper easily. I didn't notice anything else. It's just that it hurts as I grow older."
After Tang Xia made notes, "I'll cut out the pulse."
"...The pulse is stringy and slow. Open your mouth and look at your tongue. The coating is white and thick. Do you get thirsty easily at night? You always want to drink water."
The eldest brother nodded, "Yes, is this related to my disease? Isn't it edema?
"No, the edema cannot be swollen there." Tang Xia laughed, "The foot Jueyin meridian, the veins channel Yin Qi, cross the lower abdomen, pinch the stomach, belong to the liver and gallbladder, pass through the diaphragm, run through the ribs, and tie the breasts. The ancients treated breast diseases
, all looking for the root cause of the disease from the liver and stomach. You have gallbladder disease due to liver stagnation and spleen deficiency. The meridians are circulating, spleen deficiency, dampness and phlegm block the meridians, and it goes to the chest." Tang Xia picked up the pen and thought about it, and then started to write the prescription, "I
I’ll prescribe a combination of Chinese medicine and a hot compress. After you take the medicine for three days, call me and let me know the effect.”
The eldest brother looked at Tang Xia's young face, and his heart was still pounding, "So you're not sure this medicine will work?"
Tang Xia smiled and said, "No doctor dares to tell you that it will work before you take the medicine. If you have a headache and a fever, I will definitely tell you that it will be effective after taking a few meals of medicine, so that you can rest assured. You
This disease is indeed rare. I can only say that I prescribe the right medicine based on the diagnosis. Whether it works or not can only be determined after you take it. It also depends on your physical constitution and whether you follow the doctor's advice."
The elder brother's face darkened and he nodded, "Just give me the medicine. I will definitely take it on time."
His idea was to treat a dead horse as a living doctor. He had seen so many doctors, but no results were found. He came to Tang Xia because he heard that he could even cure tumors. He thought that they were all swollen anyway, so he could
You can't let it go away for him. Now that it's here, let's give it a try.
Tang Xia grabbed the medicine and packed it, and then packed a few small bags. She told the other party: "One big bag a day, take it twice in the morning and evening. I have written down how to take it. Add two bowls of water to the small bag of medicine and boil it."
When you have about a bowl, you wrap cotton in gauze, soak it in the liquid, and apply it on your chest for half an hour, once a day."
After the other party said that he had taken note of everything, Tang Xia wrote his phone number on the paper again. When the elder brother left, he was still very grateful to Tang Xia. The little doctor was so attentive and made him feel comfortable.
After sending the patient away, Tang Xia picked up the watermelon he had bitten twice and frowned while eating it, "This is considered a difficult disease. I hope the medicine prescribed will work."
System: Dad, there is nothing wrong with your dialectic, why don’t you tell him that taking medicine will be effective?
Tang Xia threw away the melon rind and went upstairs to get the watermelon, "Because this is my first time seeing such a disease, I'm not 100% sure, so I can't tell him that this medicine will work."
Tang Xia put the cut watermelon into the tray and carried it downstairs, "You have to be able to look at the patient's personality and reaction. Some patients have given up hope. At this time, you should tell them that this medicine works and hold on."
! Even if you lie to him, you must let him not give up hope of living. Some patients just tell him that it will work. If it doesn't work, he will collapse in the next second and no longer want to be treated. You can't tell him at this time."
System: It’s so profound that I can’t understand it, but I feel that what dad said makes sense. Dad is the best. You are the dad, and you are the only myth!
Tang Xia felt like there was something wrong with this word, "Son, weren't you the sky and the light before? How come you are the father and you are eating the melon?"
System: Dad is dad, and dad is eating melon.
"Okay, as long as you're happy." After Tang Xia ate a few pieces of watermelon, she thought about the condition again, "Is this considered a difficult and complicated disease? My grandfather told me since I was a child that in the field of traditional Chinese medicine, no matter how weird the disease is,
There are only a few types of pathologies. I think the medicine he takes should be effective."
System: The medicine prescribed by dad is definitely fine. Hug dad. Extend a comforting little paw.jpg
Tang Xia was so moved that she wanted to hug her son. Zai Zai was too sensible. Other people's systems would definitely not be as cute as his. Tang Xia liked children who were well-behaved and cute and could be cute. When the system was caring and cute, Tang Xia forgot about it.
The power of being angry and causing explosions makes me want to kiss, hug and lift her up high.
System: Hehehe~ I hope that after his illness is cured, he can provide his father with a lot of gratitude points, and then we can draw a lottery again!
Tang Xia thought about it and praised the child seriously: "You are right. The patient has been suffering from this difficult and complicated disease for a long time. It must be very painful. If he is cured, he will definitely provide a high value of gratitude and will introduce
More people come to see the doctor." Tang Xia softened her tone and said softly: "It would be nice to have a few more difficult and complicated diseases. If I can cure one, there will be one less person to suffer."
system:"……"
Seeing that it didn't respond, Tang Xia poked it and said, "Is the machine stuck?"
The cute electronic sound suddenly turned cold: Feeling the host's eagerness to save people, the side mission is activated. From tomorrow onwards, 10 patients with difficult and complicated diseases will come one after another! If they are all cured, they will be rewarded with RMB 5,000 and will be drawn three times. Catch them
Seize the opportunity and become famous in one fell swoop!
"What? What was triggered??" Tang Xia didn't react at first. The system never said there were side tasks. He checked the tasks half-surprised and then laughed, "There is no penalty for failure?"
System: For side tasks, rewards will be given if you succeed, and there will be no penalty if you fail. However, if your reputation in the outside world is affected, the main task will be more difficult to complete.
"Don't be afraid, I can wear a small skirt to find fifty men to confess my love to you, and I can find fifty wild fathers for you." Tang Xia curled up the corners of her mouth, wanting to tease her children when she was happy, "The most important thing in life is being shameless."
System:...You will be beaten to death!
Tang Xia comforted the child, "Don't be afraid, baby, I won't let you become an orphan."
The system was teased by Tang Xia and remained silent for three minutes. Just when Tang Xia thought it had given up its struggle, something suddenly popped up in his mind: Who wants a father? Is there anyone who wants a father who lacks a father? I have a father! Sell your father and sell your father!
Tang Xia saw that the child was so irritable, and kindly suggested: "Baby, do you want to ask about other systems, is there a missing father? There is one here."
System: Then I will be beaten to death!
Tang Xia poked it and said, "Son, let's be serious, there are very few people with difficult and complicated diseases, and I'm at the foot of the mountain, how could you trick the patients here?"
The system replied angrily: This is an organizational matter, so you don’t have to worry about it!
"Tsk," Tang Xia pouted, "My child, you were fine just now, why did you suddenly become so rude? You can't talk like that, I am your father. Why are you singing that song? My old father, I
The most beloved person..."
System:...Sorry! I was wrong!
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"Okay, baby, daddy loves you." Tang Xia didn't dare to tease it any more, because if it made it angry, it would explode again.
The outpatient clinic cannot leave people, and there is no telling when patients will come. Tang Xia either packs food at nearby stores or orders takeout. In order to prepare for the task that will start tomorrow, Tang Xia decided to be extravagant tonight and ordered four orders in one go.
Eat a dish, have a big meal, and accumulate energy.
As a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner, this is the first time the system has seen someone who eats and drinks a lot at night and pays no attention to health care at all. It is already thinking about what it should do in order to make the host healthier and live longer.
The next morning, Tang Xia got up early. After breakfast, he first went to the billboard store across the road and bought a small floor-to-ceiling billboard.
The prescriptions for "The Concubines Are Smiling" and the "Invincible Imperial Doctor's Ointment" that I drew yesterday must be promoted with a more serious brand. Tang Xia felt that the reason why the athlete's foot medicine could not be sold was that
Because it's not conspicuous enough.
This sign is about 1.5 meters tall and is fluorescent green. It is particularly conspicuous when it is plugged in and has colored lights at night.
Tang Xia wrote on the brand: An ancestral secret recipe for treating athlete’s foot, refund if invalid!
The ancestral secret recipe is used to treat menstrual pain, irregular menstruation, irregular menstruation, menstrual disorders and other diseases. Invalid refund!
The white paper stuck on the door was replaced by a billboard, and he immediately felt a lot taller. Tang Xia thought about it secretly, and then changed it: triple refund if invalid, lying to your father will kill you!
After writing it, he read it over and Tang Xia was satisfied. If someone used it and deliberately said it didn't work, he would have to consider swearing on his biological father if he wanted to default on it. As for his father, it doesn't matter, who cares?
People passing by noticed this brand and took one look at it. Their first reaction was that this medicine is absolutely effective. Even my own father took it. Most people don't have such courage.
Within a few minutes, people came to buy athlete's foot ointment. Athlete's foot is common in summer, and the itching is so uncomfortable. It's rare that someone said it was invalid and offered a three-fold refund, and even pressured my father to buy it. Even tourists who come here to fish and climb mountains want to buy it.
Try one serving to see the effect.
Tang Xia looked at the task completion rate in the system, and the corner of his mouth curled up, Dad Scumbag was still somewhat useful.
At around ten o'clock, a car stopped at the door of the clinic, and three people got out. They should be a family of three, a middle-aged couple, and a young man in his twenties.
The young man opened the door to his family first and blinked when he saw Tang Xia, "Hello, where is the doctor?"
Tang Xia pointed at himself, "I am."
"You?" The young man was amused. He looked like I'm not stupid. Don't lie to me. "How can you be a Chinese medicine doctor when you look like this?"
Tang Xia stood up in shock. Damn! Why can't you be a Chinese medicine doctor if you look like this? Is personal attack okay?!
The young man pointed at Tang Xia's face and said with a smile: "Besides, you don't even have a beard or white hair."
Tang Xia pouted and asked dissatisfiedly: "Who stipulated that all Chinese medicine doctors must be old men with white hair and long beards? Learning Chinese medicine also requires understanding!"
The young man shook his head. Anyway, you definitely can't do that.
Tang Xia:!!!
The system quickly advised: Dad, calm down! He is still a child... a fool!
Tang Xia took a deep breath and sat down. He didn't care about the fool.
At this time, the couple entered the door, and the woman asked politely: "Is Dr. Tang Xia here?"
Tang Xia pointed at himself expressionlessly, "Here he is."
a family of three:"……"
Tang Xia is heartbroken, what's going on with your disbelieving expressions?!
The uncle was the first to react and asked politely: "I heard that you have a well-known education and special research on difficult and complicated diseases. We came here because of your reputation."
This made her feel more comfortable, so Tang Xia stood up and said, "You're too polite. Let's see Auntie. Come, sit down and talk."
The uncle placed a large bag of medical records on Tang Xia's table, "My wife has had black spots on her body for more than ten years. The largest ones are as big as a child's hand, and they look like ghost handprints."
Chapter completed!