My name is Li Goudan.

I am Pineapple Pineapple Mountain...

Well, I am not from Pineapple Pineapple Mountain.

Pineapple Pineapple Mountain is not called Pineapple Pineapple Mountain either.

Its original name was Prajna Prajna Mountain.

The tragedy is,

My real name.

His real name is Li Goudan.

Don't laugh, I told you not to laugh!

Oops! I didn’t want to either! (scratches head)

"Goudan, give me a hammer on my back."

"oh!"

I also have a master.

My master's name is...

"Master, what is your real name?"

"Haha? Bring me a drink quickly!"

"OK!"

Helping the master to get wine and beating the master's back like this are all part of the apprentice's duties.

"Master! Your real name..."

"Haha? Bring me another cup of tea!"

"okay!"

My master is very strange. He always drinks wine before drinking tea.

She said that she didn't know the taste of tea at first, but now the wine tastes as bitter as tea.

Anyway, I haven’t had any, either tea or wine.

I watched the master pick up the tea cup with his left hand and take a sip of tea, and pick up the wine bottle with his right hand and take a sip of wine. I felt strange, so I could only use my little fist to gently hit her back.

Be gentle. If the hammer hurts, the master will scold me. My hands are still strong and I can still control the strength well. Of course, this is all because of the scolding.

None of this matters.

The important thing is that my master will teach me a very powerful way to use spiritual power.

That is [Star Death]

A kind of...well...I actually don't understand it very well, I haven't learned it yet.

That is, it does not belong to the spiritual power used in this spiritual world at all.

As for why it is still called spiritual power.

This is because spiritual power is just a proxy for a kind of energy, and the same is true for the power of Star Death. It is just a proxy for "spiritual power" that is different from the original power of reality.

"Master...your real name...I'm asking you something~" I said it in a very soft voice. Master must have heard it. She wouldn't answer me, probably because she didn't want to answer.

"Why do you want to know my real name?! Hit your right shoulder!"

"Okay..." I took my hand from his left shoulder and gently tapped his right shoulder.

"Master... I'm not calling you for everyone's benefit... How can I write it down as Master..." I whispered, and the master became more energetic and turned his head from the chair.

look at me.

"You're not...still writing that crappy travelogue, are you?"

"Ouch! Master! Don't look down on your little apprentice like this! Anyway, if I become famous at the foot of the mountain... you will also be a famous teacher and a great apprentice..." I pointed in the direction of the door, our little shabby house was facing

At the foot of the mountain, there is always smoke from the cooking pots and the aroma of rice.

"Hey, don't talk about it... The guy at the entrance of the village already knows about your mess... You said you were so good, but you insist on messing with that cactus. It's really difficult for me to handle here. Stop writing. Stop writing. Here.

Aren’t you living a happy life?”

Some people mentioned by the master.

For example, there are Zhang San, Li Si and Prickly Pear at the entrance of the village. Their original names were not this, but the master called them that.

The three of them are all lively and stubborn little old men. Only my master is a beautiful woman who is famous in Pineapple Mountain.

Zhang San, whose original name is Zhang Sanfeng, has the ultimate hexagram seal. In addition to this, he also has the precious magic passed down from his ancestors, the Golden Touch.

You tell me, this hexagram seal and the alchemy are separate, they are something that everyone yearns for, but when combined in one person, it is very outrageous. People who tell fortunes are originally people who tell the secrets of the sky, tell the time, and manage farming.

Tianji, will be punished, so he still cherishes his life. As the name suggests, this Midas touch is the magic of turning stone into gold. There are all kinds of wealth in the world, but it won't work if you put it on one person. If you cherish your life, you can't take money.

It was of no use, so when he became worried and entangled, there were many interesting things.

Li Si, Li Sifang, travels all over the country. He is a living god who can communicate with mountains, rivers and vegetation. In a sense, he is more powerful than my master. He cares about vegetation very much, and even cares about rocks. Sometimes he treats Zhang

The three don't want to see each other, especially when Zhang Sanfeng wants to eat. Zhang Sanfeng turns stones into gold, which makes him angry, so they are a pair of inseparable rivals.

There is also a cactus called the needle cactus.

As the name suggests, it is needle, immortal.

He is a little old man who has achieved enlightenment. He is usually amiable, but when he gets angry, his whole body will swell up. His whole body is covered with super long silver needles, which look like a cactus. These silver needles are also highly poisonous.

Once I knocked his cat, and he became so angry that he turned into a ball and flew in the air to chase me, and then pricked me. I almost turned into a fat ball, and my whole body was swollen. If the master hadn't been so good, I would have been like that.

I almost died at the hands of this guy.

He is usually gentle and gentle, but when he is angry, it is like he has eaten gunpowder, scaring people half to death.

And my master is one of the most powerful among the one hundred and eight immortals in Prajna Prajna Mountain, and his temper is also one of the most violent.

If the Acupuncture Immortal eats gunpowder when he is angry, my master eats gunpowder every day and can explode anytime and anywhere.

But, my master is beautiful!

If a beauty loses her temper, then she can be forgiven casually!

When the four of them were playing mahjong together, my master raised his hand, hit it on the table with his white hand, slapped it, reported the cards angrily, pushed forward, and threw the mahjong out. The mahjong was jumping around on the table.

My master just took a sip of shisha just right, raised his white neck, opened his mouth, and had red lips, which gave him a beautiful feeling.

To be honest, as a young man and a young virgin, it would be abnormal for me not to have illusions about a beauty like Master!

unusual!

How abnormal!

However, I just keep it in my heart. Although my master is beautiful and violent, she is not bad-hearted. This woman is really charming, and people have no choice but to follow her.

Once, we were practicing on the top of Prajna Prajna Mountain. She asked me to find the first drop of dew that formed in Prajna Prajna Mountain in the morning and drink it. I said, my God! How can I find it?!

I think this is unrealistic.

Not to mention the first drop of dew, even if I look for any drop of dew, I may not be able to find it.

Because! It was a snowy day!

It’s snowing! Run to the top of the mountain! Let your apprentice look for dew!

Crazy master.

It’s so crazy!

Another time, I was asked to catch some kind of [chestnut spirit], which was a chestnut tree spirit from Prajna Mountain. I was asked to catch it.

But this chestnut boy can fly!

It has a pair of small wings.

Where can I catch it? As long as it flies high, I can only watch.

This stinky master also said that you are so stupid, why don’t you grow a pair of wings?

I was so angry that I jumped up and down on the chestnut tree, and accidentally fell on my butt. I said I almost died on the spot, but the master was nice, he just laughed and looked at me making a fool of myself.

What a waste.

This crumb master.

There is also the name Li Goudan.

I am an orphan picked up by my master. I have no father or mother. It can be said that my master is half of my parents. I did not go to Prajna Prajna Mountain when I was very young. I only went to Prajna Prajna Mountain as long as I can remember. At that time, I

I remember a man brought me here, and then... I don’t remember.

The master is an immortal, so he never grows old.

She was like this at that time. She saw the dog next to her wagging its tail and looking at her with tears in her eyes, so she gave me a name.
To be continued...