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Chapter 315 sunzi (seeking a monthly ticket)(1/2)

On August 17, Ibiza went to the Bernabeu Stadium for training to adapt to the venue.

Fang Jue arranged for assistant coach Sebalus to lead the team to train, and he hurried to find the bathroom, and he was so tired that he was urinating.

On the way to the bathroom in the visiting team's locker room, Fang Jue suddenly caught an arrow on the wall and the words "toilet room" written on it.

There are closer, and there are naturally closer.

Fang Jue walked straight over. After he walked away, a piece of paper on the ground was blown up with a line of words printed on it: Special for internal purposes.

Fang Jue is really eye-opening. The decoration of this bathroom is quite luxurious. When you look up, you can see a magnificent small chandelier with carpets and a layer of leather material on the walls. Even the design of the urinal is quite clever.

Of course, Fang Jue had no time to appreciate too much, he came to let the water go.

The gate is opened and the water is released, and the sound is loud.

"Myers."

A voice sounded behind Fang Jue.

Fang Jue was shocked. The voice came from the small private room behind him.

"I forgot to get the toilet paper."

"Coffee No. 3, left side, side grid, today I use toilet paper here."

"Myers, hurry up, I'll wipe my butt quickly. I'll pull it very happily today, so don't affect my fortune."

This is obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Previously, because he was concerned about Mr. Fernandez's condition, Fang Jue had studied the case of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he immediately made a judgment that the man behind him had obsessive-compulsive disorder and had reached a very serious level.

Fang Jue looked up and saw a row of cabinets. He finally found the cabinet with the label number 3. He opened it and put a stack of toilet paper on the left, which was neatly stacked.

"How many pictures do you want?" Fang Jue asked.

"Give it all to me, no, you are not Miles, who are you? Miles! Miles!..."

The middle-aged man's screams were heard, and at the same time, a very smelly butt smell came. Then he heard the sound of running. Fang Jue turned his head and saw a tall and big black man rushing in. Seeing Fang Jue pulling the trouser chain, the black man's face changed drastically. Did he come late? He rushed up immediately.

...

"Hey, calm down, man, calm down!" Fang Jue was frightened, "I'm here to urinate, I have no malice, I am the coach, Ibiza's head coach."

Just as the black man's big hand was about to grab Fang Jue's neck, the middle-aged man's voice sounded, "Myers, stop, are you Ibiza head coach Fang?"

"Yes, that's right." Fang Jue breathed a sigh of relief, "I looked for the bathroom to urinate, and saw the arrow indicating that there was a bathroom here, so..."

"Can you give me the toilet paper first?" After pausing for more than ten seconds, the middle-aged man said depressedly.

There was a sparse sound, followed by the sound of flushing the toilet and lifting the pants.

Then Fang Jue saw a middle-aged man coming out, which turned out to be Real Madrid coach Schuster.

The two head coaches who are about to face meet in advance on such an occasion, which is really embarrassing.

"Mr. Fang Jue, why are you here? This is the exclusive bathroom inside." Shuster stretched out his hand.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see the exclusive sign." Fang Jue didn't reach out because this guy didn't wash his hands.

"Ah, okay, maybe something unexpected happened." Shuster didn't feel embarrassed at all, but rubbed his hands, "My hands are clean."

Fang Jue smiled and said nothing.

Shuster snorted, looked at the young coach in front of him, and suddenly made a terror statement, "If I didn't call Miles just now, you would be finished now."

"If you can't win on the field, can you kill me off the field?" Fang Jue was not afraid at all and said with a stern face.

Then, the two guys stared at each other and finally laughed loudly. Shuster directly hugged Fang Jue and patted him on the shoulder, "Haha, Fang, I like you, I like your personality, hahaha, for this love, I will kick Ibiza's ass hard tomorrow."

"Mr. Schuster, you are really like the rumors."

"As it rude, right?" Shuster was not ashamed, but laughed proudly.

Fang Jue smiled, but he made up his mind that he must wash his suit when he returned. No, he must throw it away. Also, if you don’t shake hands with this guy tomorrow, try to avoid it.

...

The two of them chatted while walking.

"I've studied your Ibiza," said Schuster. "Your team has my shadow, I like it, really, I never mind anyone imitating me."

Fang Jue smiled and said nothing. I have never seen such a shameless person before.

"Hahaha, I'm kidding, you should have done this just now." Shuster pointed at his nose and said loudly, "Bastard, don't be arrogant, I haven't learned from you, just roll."

As he said that, he clapped his palms and turned around again, "That's all."

Fang Jue has now adjusted Schuster's obsessive-compulsive disorder attributes to the category of "intermittent mental abnormal output and temporary suspension of restraint ability".

This guy's mood is indeed very unstable. No wonder he had a falling out with Barcelona, ​​then transferred to Real Madrid, and later left Real Madrid to Atletico Madrid, and also had a falling out with the Federal German (West Germany) national team at that time.

"Myers is my bodyguard. You know, successful people like me need strong protection." Seeing Fang Jue look at the tall and big black man who had been following the two, Shuster said, then lit a cigarette and closed the cigarette box directly, "This cigarette is rare, I don't want to invite you."

Fang Jue: Σ(°△°)︴

Fang Jue has heard of Shuster hiring bodyguards all year round, and this incident once became a topic of discussion between the media and fans. After all, it is rare for a head coach to hire bodyguards for a long time, but he did not expect that when Shuster hiring bodyguards were also protected by the bodyguards around.

According to media reports, Schuster hired bodyguards, which started from 1981. Schuster was still playing football in Barcelona. That season, Barcelona had a great hope to win the La Liga championship that had been away for many years (the last time he won the championship was in 1974). Just when the situation was in a good mood, in March 1981, Barcelona's main striker Quini was kidnapped, and the whole team was hit hard. Schuster and Quini got along well with him. He and some teammates proposed to cancel Barcelona's La Liga match against Atletico Madrid, but the Football Association did not agree, which caused Barcelona's morale to be in chaos. Although on March 5, the police rescued Quini, in the four games he was absent, Barcelona lost three losses and one draw, including a 0:3 loss to Real Madrid, and the dream of a La Liga championship was completely shattered. This kidnapping had a great impact on Schuster, and he has since hired bodyguards for many years.

...

More than an hour later, Real Madrid coach Schuster and Ibiza coach Fang Jue attended the pre-match press conference together.

"Ibiza is a respectable team, but for Real Madrid, the championship is the only goal." Schuster made a direct statement.

This sentence is very Schuster's style.

"Real Madrid is one of the greatest teams in Spain and Europe. It is a wonderful experience to be a visit to the Bernabeu. Real Madrid has many great players, and Mr. Schuster is also a very successful champion coach..."

Hearing Fang Jue say this, the Madrid reporters at the scene nodded with smiles, which is very in line with their expectations. Such remarks are the usual statements of visiting Real Madrid's visiting coach, especially for such a small team, visiting the Bernabeu is simply a pilgrimage.

However, they did not expect Fang Jue to pause for a moment and suddenly changed his voice, "I like the Bernabeu, because I have always had good luck here. A year ago, we reached the Spanish Second Division promotion play-off final, and two months ago, we won the Spanish Cup of Dec here, which gave me confidence that we are not here for pilgrimage. At the Bernabeu, we have had a wonderful experience and I hope this will still be the case."

"Are you referring to winning Real Madrid at the Bernabeu?" a reporter immediately asked.

"No one will reject victory, and no one will surrender." Fang Jue smiled and nodded, "I like victory."

"Well said." Shuster suddenly slapped the table, "I like victory too!"

Fang Jue was shocked and wanted to punch the old guy.

He felt that the German did it on purpose.

...

Fang Jue is now flirting with Shuster. Although Shuster looks like a good old guy, he does not show much arrogance. However, Shuster's words and deeds give Fang Jue the feeling that the other party does not take him seriously. This not only shows his attitude towards Real Madrid's victory, but also ignores him.

This is treating yourself as a rookie.

No, to be more precise, I didn't take it seriously.

Fang Jue carefully studied Shuster. This German has a rebellious personality and is also a very arrogant personality.

I won’t talk about my player era, and my coaching experience is very considerable, especially in recent seasons, which can be said to be very eye-catching, or even smooth sailing.

In the 006/007 season, Schuster led Getafe to the final of the Copa del Rey. When he played against Barcelona in the first leg of the semi-finals, Messi staged a classic replica of Maradona's goal. Getafe lost 5, but when he returned to home, they won 4:0 in the second leg and advanced to the final.

Yes, including the past season that Barcelona was reversed by Ibiza in the second leg of the Spanish Cup REE semi-finals, Barcelona has been reversed for two consecutive seasons with a big score lead in the first leg in the Spanish Cup REE semi-finals.

Getafe reached the final of the Copa del Rey in Spain. Although he lost 0-1 to Sevilla and only won the runner-up in the Copa del Rey in Spain, this coaching resume is already quite good.

At the same time, in the La Liga, Getafe ranked 9th in the league and even almost qualified for the European competition.

Schuster's coaching performance is so good that his old club Real Madrid saw it and came to him. He came to Madrid in the summer of 2007 and easily won the La Liga championship in his first season, leading the runner-up Villarreal 8 points and 18 points ahead of the third place Barcelona.

With such a smooth journey, Schuster was also very enthusiastic. He even shouted out that he would lead Real Madrid to defend his title in La Liga this season and help Real Madrid win the European Championship trophy again after seven years.

This German guy is so arrogant.

Fang Jue said, in his opinion, the German coaching ability was indeed good last season, but more importantly, he caught up with a good opportunity. Barcelona was in turmoil, and Rijcard was determined to leave in the middle of the season, and Ronaldinho also had conflicts with Barcelona. Yes, and Fang Jue's credit, he was led by Fang Jue to turn the tables in the semi-finals of the Copa del Rey in Spain, which also hit Barcelona's morale a lot, which was equivalent to assisting Real Madrid.

It's floating, okay!

If Schuster really thinks Ibiza is not worth mentioning, then this is a good thing for Ibiza...

In the head coach's office at Real Madrid training base.

"Bernde." Real Madrid assistant coach David Cortez Cabarrero looked at Schuster with some confusion, "You obviously value Ibiza, but why do you show so much indifferent to them and their head coach?"

Shuster looked at his assistant, "David, what do you think Fang Jue will react?"

"Maybe you'll be very angry." Cabarrero thought for a while, "or you might think we're too arrogant."

"That's right, hahaha." Shuster laughed, "I tell you, David, this time I will defeat this Chinese coach with the wisdom and methods of the Chinese."

David Cortez Cabarrero is puzzled.

When I got off work, the head coach of Real Madrid locked his office drawer. Before the drawer was closed, the light shone in. There was a book lying inside. The cover was a red book, slightly larger than the pocket book, and a red hard shell. On the cover, an ancient man with an eastern hole wore a red battle robe, wore yellow leather boots, rode a white horse, a black hat, a black saddle, a black horse whip, and a red cherry hanging around the horse's neck. He looked forward from a distance, and his face was hidden and his name was written in the middle of the cover of the god machine:!

...

The noise in the Bernabeu's stands was heard, and players from both sides had entered the court.

At this moment, the list of both sides was also posted on the big screen of the stadium.
To be continued...
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