Chapter 302 Xiaozhuo, smiling sweetly (4000)(1/2)
"You are the farmer, and your whole family is a farmer. I am Cain, the great ancestor of the blood clan, and the ancestor god worshiped by the blood clan." After a moment, the demon statue came back to its senses and roared.
"Ancestral God? Your Ancestral God is a bit weak!" Qin Yao sighed.
Demonic Statue: "..."
"Do you really not understand or do you pretend not to understand? There is only a trace of my divinity and one billionth of my divine power in this statue. If I were really here, how would you have the chance to question me?"
"I was shocked. I thought it was dangerous today, but I didn't expect it was a fake." Qin Yao exhaled and patted his chest.
Demonic Statue: "..."
Can you do reading comprehension?
What I'm trying to say is that I'm weak?
"Didn't you say that villains die from talking too much?" Uncle Jiu looked up at Qin Yao, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you talking nonsense to him now?"
"Aren't you curious about their Western pantheon?" Qin Yao smiled and asked towards the demon statue: "Do you know Zeus?"
The demon statue was silent for a long time, and said speechlessly: "Zeus is a Greek god!"
"It's all the same. For us Chinese, everything except China is a foreign country, and everything except the East is the West." Qin Yao said.
Demonic Statue: "..."
"Do you know Zeus?" Qin Yao asked.
Demon Statue: "I don't know!!!"
"Then do you know Odin?" Qin Yao was a little disappointed, but still asked patiently.
The demon statue was silent for a long time: "Odin is a Nordic god..."
"Didn't you say that? To us, we are all Westerners." Qin Yao waved his hand: "You have been in the West for so many years, haven't you even met Odin?"
Demonic Statue: "..."
"Okay, I can sense from your pause that you probably haven't seen him before." Qin Yao sighed, and then thought of another person: "Do you know La Su?"
The demon statue said painfully: "Do you have any culture at all? Rasu is an Egyptian pantheon, Egypt! How could I go to a place where birds don't shit?!"
"Where's Ahura?"
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know anyone, don't ask anymore." The demon statue roared.
Qin Yao said helplessly: "Why don't you know anyone? Are you isolated in the West? How pitiful..."
Demonic Statue: "..."
I never thought in my life that one day a mortal would feel sorry for him!!!
"Shut up, who are you?" the demon statue asked.
Qin Yao said seriously: "We belong to Mahayana Buddhism, Ultraman Buddha is our supreme god, and the "Ultraman Sutra of Suffering and Relief" is the original scripture of our sect.
Our paradise is in the M78 nebula. There is Namu Gatling Bodhisattva in the paradise, and the magic weapon is six pure depleted uranium bombs. We also eat and drink McDonald's, and the magic weapon is giant hamburgers. The hydrogen bomb nuclear power King Buddha, the magic weapon is the hydrogen nuclear bomb... "
"Shut up, do you think I'm blind? The man next to you is obviously wearing a Taoist robe!" the demon statue said angrily.
"You don't understand. This is just a disguise. What can the clothes mean?" Qin Yao put away the God-killing Sword, clasped his hands together, and a golden Arhat statue suddenly appeared behind him: "If you don't believe me, look at it, can this be a Taoist spell?
?”
Facts speak louder than words. Looking at the golden shadow of Arhat, the devil statue was speechless.
I just feel that their sect is a bit strange, and their name is even stranger.
But having said that, I have seen a lot of strange sects over the years, and it is not that strange for a Mahayana Buddhism to appear...
"Don't mention us anymore." Qin Yao dismissed the golden body of Arhat and waved his hand: "By the way, why are you here?"
"Of course...wait, why should I explain this to you?" the demon statue said.
"Don't want to chat? Well, let's have a fight." Qin Yao said and was about to draw his sword.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." The demon statue said quickly: "Let's talk... I was brought here by a missionary and I just woke up twenty years ago."
Qin Yao nodded: "Then where is your true body?"
The demon statue suddenly became alert: "Why do you ask this?"
"Do not be afraid……"
"Who said I'm afraid?" the demon statue said sternly.
Qin Yao looked innocent: "But you appear to be scared now!"
Demonic Statue: "..."
"Mahayana Buddhists, please stop asking these random questions and let's talk about business."
"Are we going to fight?" Qin Yao asked enthusiastically.
Demonic Statue: "..."
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"Of course not." After a long silence, the devil statue said solemnly: "What I want to talk about is cooperation."
"What good cooperation can there be between Buddhists and vampires?" Qin Yao asked in surprise.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." The devil statue responded without hesitation: "Heaven is eyeing Chinese believers and keeps sending believers to China to spread the faith. It is your public enemy in the entire east, and in the west, I am also the enemy of heaven... We are completely
We can unite and resist heaven together."
"How to unite?" Qin Yao looked curious.
"You will do your best to help me develop the vampire power in the east, and I will take the vampires to help you deal with those hateful invaders. When the vampires in the east grow to a certain size, they can summon my true body to completely eliminate the Holy See here.
"The devil statue tempted.
Qin Yao chuckled, clasped his hands together, summoned the Arhat's golden body again, controlled the golden body and punched the statue's body.
The demon statue didn't expect him to attack without even saying hello. He breathed out a puff of black smoke, blocked the violent punch, and roared: "Are you sure you want to be an enemy of God?"
"Bang, bang, bang..."
Qin Yao punched the black smoke one after another, and the energy of the blows spilled out, stirring up countless dust: "If you are not of my race, your heart must be different. The messenger of heaven is not a good thing, and you are not a good person either."
thing!"
After he took action, Uncle Jiu followed the imperial envoy's copper coin sword and slashed at the demon statue. The red and white evil spirits were waiting for the opportunity to move...
Even a Western priest with a body and a lot of blood is no match for their master and apprentice. How can this piece of wood with only a trace of divinity and some divine power, but no faith, stand up to the two of them joining forces???
After dozens of rounds, the devil statue was covered with cracks all over its body. Knowing that he might not be able to escape today, he said sternly: "Juyana Buddhism, I will not let you go! One day, I will slaughter all you Juyana people."
All the gods in Buddhism will take revenge today!”
"Bang."
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire demon statue exploded, and all the divine power and divinity within it became invisible.
Uncle Jiu flicked his sleeves to clear away the floating dust, turned around and asked, "Is this Cain a fool?"
"I just don't understand." Qin Yao did not slander the other party casually: "If we go to the West and hear someone talking about messy religions, it will probably be difficult to determine whether there is such a thing."
Uncle Jiu nodded and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's finally solved... I haven't fought such a tough battle for a long time, and my bones are about to fall apart."
Qin Yao chuckled and said, "Let's go to Fucheng together, and I'll find a better technician to perform the massage for you."
Uncle Jiu looked at him sideways: "Do you think I have four eyes?"
Qin Yao shrugged: "Where are you thinking? I'm talking about a serious massage."
"I mean, you think I'm just as greedy for enjoyment as Simu. Where did you go? Are the massages Simu usually gets in Fucheng not serious?" Uncle Jiu slowly narrowed his eyes.
Qin Yao's breath stagnated, and he summoned his official seal with a flip of his hand: "I can't talk anymore, let's take a look at what we have gained during this time..."
Save Annie and gain 100 points of moral virtue.
Kill the mutated zombies and gain 68 Yin De points.
Work together to kill Western vampires and gain 668 points of moral virtue.
Collaborate to destroy the Cain statue, eliminate the source of hidden dangers, and gain 888 Yin Virtue points.
Total: one thousand, seven hundred and twenty-four points.
The balance of Yin De is: Lu Qian Lu Bai Qi Shi Dian.
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Looking at this line of details, Qin Yao was stunned.
Not less.
But too damn many!
For a story that can gain nearly 2,000 points, the quality can be considered excellent.
After all, in the beginning, he only got 200 or 300 points for beating a zombie king.
Of course, having said that, there is a huge difference in strength between a zombie king and a mutant vampire like a Western priest...
To be continued...