Chapter seven hundred and thirteen: the book is finished(2/2)
As he was talking, he didn't forget to brush a few more layers of sauce on the steak. As he was thinking about it, he suddenly smelled a mushy smell. When he lowered his head, he saw that the steak was actually mushy. He couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth and thought to himself: "Sure enough, it's cooking.
This kind of thing still needs to be done by Mr. Chen."
Looking out of the corner of his eye, he saw the two wives sitting in the yard chatting about the new cosmetics released by Liao Qiu's company. The son was holding a comic book beside him, so he rolled his eyes and quietly cooked the burnt steak.
Throw it to the box spirit at your feet.
"Meow!"
The police chief on the side raised his eyelids, glanced at him with contempt, shook his head, turned around and walked leisurely away.
He was so despised by the police chief that he suddenly lost his composure. He shook the spatula in his hand and said viciously, "Meow, what are you doing? If you don't want to be your White Tiger Star King, you come back every day to eat and drink, and I don't even think about it."
I'm sorry to charge you rent!"
It's a pity that his threat has no meaning at all to the Sheriff.
On the contrary, Ah Lu smiled evilly and said, "You can try hiding its dried fish."
Of course, after the words fell, Ah Lu immediately felt the killing intent coming from behind. When he looked back, he saw the police chief's unkind eyes, staring at him. Ah Lu's face suddenly changed and he immediately clamped his hind legs.
He ran to the backyard dejectedly.
【ノ`Д】ノ“More more!!”
Obviously, a piece of roast beef is far from satisfying the needs of the box spirit. This guy knows the taste of the marrow. At this moment, he came forward again and looked at him eagerly.
"etc!"
He kicked the box spirit away angrily. Looking at this family's mess, he missed Mr. Chen's cooking skills even more.
Unfortunately, Mr. Chen went back to the present world to do some shopping today.
Just when he was about to grill another steak, he heard Ding Min standing on the reef waving to him and shouting: "Dad, come on, I found a big treasure."
Hearing this, Ding Xiaoyi put down the newly defrosted steak, wiped his hands, walked over and took a look, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
What a big guy.
At the bottom of the pit, a big guy that looked like an iron bucket was slowly lifted out by the big head.
As the big guy was lifted up little by little and all his features were revealed, Ding Xiaoyi gradually felt that something was wrong.
"This thing..."
As he looked at it, he felt more and more that this thing looked so much like a cannonball?
But are cannonballs that big?
In his confusion, his pupils suddenly tightened and he screamed: "Don't move!!"
A loud roar made Datou freeze on the spot. Ding Xiaoyi stepped forward carefully and wiped off the mud on the shell. He saw four big characters written in Chinese on it: "Dongfeng Express"
"Hiss!!" When he saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched. When he looked carefully, he found that there seemed to be something flickering under the mud.
Looking aside, he saw that the countdown had reached single digits. Suddenly his head buzzed, and he subconsciously raised his hand to pull the bomb out of Big Tou's hand.
Unexpectedly, before this tug was done, the countdown in front of me had already stopped abruptly.
"boom!"
Suddenly, a white light flashed in front of my eyes, but the expected explosion did not come. Instead, a brilliant firework spread out in front of my eyes.
As colorful paper flowers fell on his face, the cannonball in Big Tou's arms slowly cracked open, and Atun, who had grown up like a pony, got out of it, with a huge cake on his head.
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
Stunned, the door in front of him was quietly opened, and Tu Tu and Liao Qiu walked out.
Outside the gate, Mr. Chen was carrying two jars of fine wine and walking side by side with Old Man Zao.
For a moment, Ding Xiaoyi couldn't help but be stunned. At this time, his daughter Ding Min pulled his sleeve and said: "Dad, I wish you a happy birthday."
Only then did he remember that today was his birthday??
"Haha, since the emperor and his wife and their family left the underworld, we saw that you are busy every day, so we decided to celebrate your birthday."
Mr. Chen walked up to him and said.
"Yeah, I've had a drink with you several times, and you were either criticizing this or that. If you ask me, you should leave all these messy things to those guys in the Tenth Palace of Yama. When the emperor leaves, isn't it?
Have I given you all those eleven people to replenish the Yama Palace?"
Liao Qiu said with an unhappy face.
Hearing this, Ding Xiaoyi said helplessly: "It's okay to be idle in the first place. The new official takes office with three things in mind. He should clear his head as soon as possible and open the gate to the underworld as soon as possible."
"Huh, where are you now? Time has passed forever and the green pines have become boring now. After a thousand years, you will get used to it."
The bad old man curled his lips and lectured. As he spoke, he took out something from the bamboo basket and threw it to him. It was a straw man.
"This is made of the bark of the wisdom tree. If you are tired, you can leave the matter to him and relax yourself. It can be considered a birthday gift."
"Me too!" Tu Tu and Liao Qiu also took out their own gifts.
"Hey, thank you for your hard work, Dad."
As the Prince of Hades, Ding Peng put a box into Ding Xiaoyi's hand with a mysterious look on his face. The father and son's eyes met and they immediately understood.
Ding Min also took out the painting he drew. Although it was a bit ugly, Ding Xiaoyi still felt very warm.
Datou and the others also presented the gifts they had prepared early. Although the gifts were simple, Ding Xiaoyi felt warm and indescribably comfortable.
Even the box spirit gave a gift, but...when they saw the artificial beauty this guy spit out, Yu Niang and Chai Rong silently took the blood hammer from Da Tou's hand.
Maybe I am much luckier than the Emperor. I don't need to stay alone in the cold Emperor's Forbidden Palace. I have a family to accompany me, so I won't feel lonely at all even if thousands of years pass.
Especially when there are so many gourmets at home.
Just in the midst of the joy, Ding Xiaoyi always felt that something was missing. His eyes wandered among the crowd, but after all, he still didn't see that familiar shadow.
Just when he felt a little regretful, suddenly a chanting voice came from outside the door: "Amitabha, whose barbecue is burnt again."
While he was talking, a bright bald man appeared in front of the door and walked in carelessly, holding a huge sack in his hand.
"Chubby!!"
Ding Xiaoyi's eyes lit up and he couldn't hide his joy. He hurried over and hugged his fat head and rubbed it hard.
"I thought you wouldn't come."
"Hmph, you think it's easy to come here just once? The gate to the underworld hasn't opened yet, so I have to take a detour and walk in through the back door of Huangquan. As soon as I entered, I was almost cooked by the Xuantong fire of ancestor Xuantong."
Pangpang pointed at Zi’s burned eyebrows and complained.
The bad old man came over, frowned and looked at the sack in his hand, and couldn't help asking: "Didn't you come in a long time ago? Why did you come so late?"
Fatty grinned at this and threw the sack on the ground. A fat man wearing women's clothing rolled out of the sack and looked around with a blank look on his face.
I saw Pangpang pointing with his hand and said with a evil smile: "There are still some holes that have not been filled. I specially caught this fat man from Zhao Wenhe and asked him to update quickly. If he doesn't update, I will throw him into hell.
fish."
As soon as he heard about feeding the fish, Datou immediately became energetic. He was good at this.
Chapter completed!