"Brother Fugui? Are you here? If you are here, knock on the door yourself!"

Zhang Fugui looked at the text message in his hand and kept chewing his teeth.

At this time, he was at the door of Wang Tiehua's house.

Whether to enter this house or not is really a headache for him.

The original cleaning and personal hygiene process almost turned into a stew with the help of Huang Batian, the smartest person in the Red Star security team.

Now Zhang Fugui's whole body exudes a strong smell of cooked food from the inside out.

For this reason, Zhang Fugui specially brought a bottle of perfume from Cao Cao.

However, after pouring down half the bottle of perfume, the smell of allspice powder on my body was not suppressed, but was enhanced by the fragrance of the perfume and turned into a more pungent smell.

At that time, Hua Tuo asked Zhang Fugui to write down all the raw materials of this fragrance, because Hua Tuo suddenly felt that this smell had a strong vomiting effect, and maybe this smell would be of great use when someone got food poisoning.

After remembering everything, Hua Tuo kept praising Zhang Fugui for his commendable heart and his deeds.

After all, there are not many people who have been willing to use their own bodies to test and adjust medicines over the thousands of years.

For a time, in Hua Tuo's mouth, Zhang Fugui was almost as tall as Shennong who tasted hundreds of herbs.

Just when Hua Tuo was about to ask Zhang Fugui if he was ready to continue developing this medicinal material, he saw the tears in Zhang Fugui's eyes.

Mr. Hua Tuo, who has devoted his whole life to human medicine, seems to have never had a decent adolescence in his life, so he just thought that Zhang Fugui's two lines of tears were a side effect of this medicine, and then he recorded this situation seriously

He came down and was amazed all the time.

Unlike Hua Tuo who devoted himself wholeheartedly to biological experiments, Cao Cao, Hua Tuo's special guest in biological experiments, seemed extremely humane.

He could see that the reason for Zhang Fugui's tears was just a sign of grievance.

This is the same mentality as when he had a stomachache for three days after eating Hua Tuo's heat-clearing and detoxifying soup a few days ago.

"Fugui, don't cry, it will be fine later." Cao Cao comforted with sympathy in his eyes.

"Brother Cao, you mean this smell will dissipate later?" Zhang Fugui seemed to be grasping a life-saving straw, with stars in his eyes.

"No, what I mean is that my nose may be damaged by the smoke later, and I won't be able to smell this strange smell by then.

"Cao Cao said with great certainty, "Second brother, I can't survive." Zhang Fugui covered his face and said to Guan Yu.

"Oh, how can a man be so careless about life and death? Brother Yu was fighting on the battlefield, so he didn't have the time or conditions to take a bath. There were many times when he was covered in lice and bedbugs. Why did he end up dying because of a trivial matter?"

The second master couldn't understand Zhang Fugui's current feelings, so he tried to persuade him with good words.

"But... but Wang Tiehua invited me to her house tonight..., my situation, ugh..."

Zhang Fugui told his reasons sadly and angrily.

Hearing what Zhang Fugui said, Guan Erye, who was still so heroic just now, his face darkened. After a while, he could only advise in a low voice: "Fugui... How about you cry for a while first?"

At this time, Cao Cao very appropriately took out his mobile phone, and the vicissitudes of lyrics came from the mobile phone: "It is not a sin for a man to cry!"

At this time, General Guo Xin, who had been trying to distinguish the smell on Zhang Fugui's body, seemed to remember something. He patted his forehead and said, "Yes, Fugui, I have a way to solve the smell on your body."

This was the first person who took the initiative to say that he could solve the strange smell on Zhang Fugui's body. After hearing this, Zhang Fugui immediately stood up and grabbed old General Guo Xin's hands, shook them desperately, and said sincerely: "Brother Guo

, you are my biological brother, and your whole family is my biological brother..."

When Zhang Fugui lost his mind and thanked him, Guo Xin quickly interrupted his speech: "Hey, hey...? You talk so well, why are you still swearing?"

"No, what I mean is that if you can solve the smell on my body, you will save my life and my happiness for the rest of my life!" Zhang Fugui knew that what he just said was unreasonable, so he immediately explained

.

When Cao Cao heard this, he joked quietly to the people around him: "I don't know if it's happiness in the second half of life or sexual happiness in the lower body..."

The second master rolled his eyes at him angrily and did not join in the booing with him.

"Actually, my method was passed down when I lived in the Western Regions. The felt made by local cattle and sheep has a very strong smell, but as long as you use my method, you can definitely remove the smell. Do you think that the felt on cattle and sheep can be removed?

All the odors can be removed. The smell on your body is nothing to worry about, just..." Guo Xin said it well, but when the critical moment came, he also frowned.

"What is it? Just tell me, my brother Guo, you are anxious to kill me!" Zhang Fugui asked impatiently.

"It's just that this condition may be a bit high. I'm afraid it will be troublesome for you to do it." Guo Xin said with a look of embarrassment on his face.

Zhang Fugui almost jumped up when he remembered it: "Brother, smell the smell on my body. Do you think I am still afraid of trouble now? Stop showing off and save your brother." Guo Xin listened to Zhang

After Fugui said this, he no longer hid it and directly stated his own method: "First, you find a big sun, which is very hot, and then hang it like this in the sky, raising the temperature to forty.

If you put it in the sun for a day or two, the smell will basically be gone."

After Guo Xin finished speaking, he still said proudly: "When I was in the war, I oiled my armor and left it in the sun for a day or two, and then there was no smell at all."

As Guo Xin spoke, he found that no one around him agreed with him, and except for Zhang Fugui, everyone looked like they wanted to laugh but were afraid to laugh.

"Brother Guo, do you call this method troublesome?" Zhang Fugui asked dumbfounded.

"What's that called?"

"I don't know what it was called in the Tang Dynasty. Now we can't call it this. In this winter, I will find you a bright sun. Where can I find it? If I find it, I will bask in it for two days.

You can't do it this way." Zhang Fugui originally thought he had found a solution, but what he found was more like a joke.

"It's a bit unrealistic for you to say this, but it all depends on human beings. I think human development has unlimited possibilities." Old General Guo Xin nodded, and finally said this suddenly.

"Have you watched too many science education channels recently? There are endless possibilities. There is no possibility at all in this matter. Brother, what I need now is an effective method, not a discussion with you.

The upper limit of human imagination, we can't just study theoretical teaching." Zhang Fugui said to Guo Xin with a grimace.

After thinking about it, Guo Xin found that the conditions required by his method were indeed too harsh, so he looked up at the ceiling and did not dare to put forward his own opinions.

After seeing Zhang Fugui asking for help but still getting no results, Concubine Yang, as the only woman present, finally said, "Fugui, actually you don't have to be so anxious."

"Sister? Do you have any idea?" Zhang Fugui immediately asked Concubine Yang for help.

"There is no way. After all, in our time, I have never seen anyone stew themselves with spices." Yang Guifei tried her best to control her facial expression to avoid further irritating Zhang Fugui, who was already very fragile.

of nerves.

Cao Cao would not miss any opportunity to ridicule Zhang Fugui: "In fact, there was no such thing in our time.

Zhang Fugui replied in an extremely helpless tone: "There is no such thing in modern times, but who knows what that guy Huang Batian was thinking. I originally asked him to buy some deodorizing and flavoring products, but he ended up doing this.

son.

"There is no need for us to delve into these matters any further. What I want to say is that you don't have to be so nervous. Since it was Miss Tiehua who invited you, then just accept the invitation and go. As for other aspects,

I think with Tiehua girl’s character, she will definitely not embarrass you.” Although Yang Guifei did not find a solution to Zhang Fugui’s problem, she finally put forward her own opinions.

In this way, with the help of Concubine Yang, Zhang Fugui changed into clean and simple clothes, and then specially ordered a bouquet of flowers.

In addition to adding a certain romantic atmosphere to this bouquet of flowers, Zhang Fugui also hoped to use it to cover up the strange smell on his body.

After preparing everything, Zhang Fugui walked out of the Red Star Factory and bravely came to Wang Tiehua's house.

However, after standing at the door of the house for more than ten minutes, he still did not dare to knock directly. After all, the five-scented fragrance from his body had now permeated the entire corridor.

What's this thing? Most of the fragrances emitted by ordinary people are related to perfumes and cosmetics, such as orchids and roses.

If you are more particular, you will also divide the fragrance into several stages, such as head and tail fragrance.

As a result, when it came to Zhang Fugui, it became Wuxiang.

Zhang Fugui really couldn't imagine what kind of impression his smell would have on Wang Tiehua. After reading the text messages on his phone more than a dozen times, Zhang Fugui finally plucked up the courage to knock on the door.
Chapter completed!