For Zhang Fugui, the busiest phase of these two days is in the morning.

Because after breakfast, he had to decide what he was going to do today.

Should he stay in the Red Star factory and be in a daze, or go to an orphanage?

After being in a daze for a few minutes, Zhang Fugui decided that it would be better to go to the orphanage. After all, this way he could stay with Director Li for a while longer.

It’s not that Zhang Fugui, the director of the orphanage, is not responsible enough.

But Zhang Fugui knew one thing in his heart, that is, the more perfect he is as the current dean, the sooner Dean Li will leave the orphanage, and the clearer the concern in Dean Li's heart will be.

This strange principle was taught to him by Cao Cao.

In the past few days, Dean Li has been murmuring that he plans to directly carry out his own home visit trip, because as his plan becomes more detailed, he becomes more and more impatient to wait.

After all, it’s a long way to go, so it’s safer to act sooner.

After trying to persuade Zhang Fugui to no avail, he had no choice but to go to Cao Cao for help.

I hope I can find a way to hold off Dean Li, at least until the New Year is over.

Cao Cao immediately gave three methods. The first method was to prevent Dean Li from completing his home visit. The second method was to make Dean Li willingly stay in the orphanage for a few more days. The third method was to make Dean Li willingly stay in the orphanage for a few more days.

The first way is to make Director Li, who is unhappy, stay in the orphanage for a longer period of time.

Zhang Fugui is definitely willing to choose the first one.

After Cao Cao saw Zhang Fugui's choice without hesitation, he immediately gave a thumbs up, expressing his great appreciation for Zhang Fugui's courage.

"What's so courageous about this? As long as you don't let the old man wander around, I can endure any hardship. I'm willing to do whatever it takes. I'll recognize it no matter how much it costs." Regarding Cao Cao's praise, Zhang Fugui responded grandly.

Wave your hands to show that everything is what you should do.

After hearing this, Cao Cao nodded and said: "Okay, now that you have decided on Fugui, then you go to Hua Tuo and ask him for a pair of poison. Remember, this poison must be strong, even if it doesn't kill you,

People have to be poisoned and crippled."

Zhang Fugui felt that this matter was too strange. What kind of poison was needed? It was still so toxic.

But when he saw the decisive expression on Cao Cao's face, he came back to his senses.

"No, Lao Cao, I want to keep Dean Li, but I don't mean to keep him regardless of life or death. You, you, you're not going to get away with this." Zhang Fugui said angrily.

"Who told you to give it to Dean Li? Why should you give him poison if he's so good? I'm not as ruthless as you think. Besides, why should I poison Dean Li if he's so good?" Cao Cao saw.

When Zhang Fugui misunderstood him, he quickly explained to him.

"That's good. Who do you plan to poison with this poison?" Zhang Fugui was still a little worried. After all, this method of asking for poison with just one mouth is scary, so Zhang Fugui must find out clearly.

"I'll poison you." Cao Cao said with an indifferent expression.

"What? Why did you poison me? I didn't recruit you." Once he heard that Cao Cao meant to let himself drink the poison, Zhang Fugui was even more confused about Cao Cao's intentions.

"Silly brother, think about it, Dean Li dared to take time off to do that home visit trip, isn't it just because he feels relieved to leave the orphanage in your hands? He could still leave even if you poisoned yourself in bed.

Huh?" Cao Cao reached out and patted Zhang Fugui on the shoulder, telling him not to get too excited.

"Yes, he can't leave, but I can't leave either. Besides, what if I get poisoned to death by this poison?" Zhang Fugui felt that this trick was too unreliable.

"Hey, you kid doesn't keep your word. You just said you would pay any price to keep Dean Li. Why did you change your mind at the end?" Cao Cao squinted at Zhang Fugui with ridicule in his eyes.

taste.

"I mean I'm willing to pay any price, but I didn't expect that I would pay that price. No, no, the safety of this move is too low. Brother Cao, you don't have anyone who is particularly good and makes people happy. Don't do anything.

The kind of life-and-death kind." Zhang Fugui quickly rejected this suggestion, hoping that Cao Cao could come up with a gentler method.

"Yes, as I just said, there is another way for Dean Li to stay in the orphanage happily." Cao Cao said slowly.

"I just love to be happy. Being happy is the best. Brother Cao, tell me how we can make Dean Li stay happily." When Zhang Fugui heard that there was a better way, he immediately

I was a little excited and wanted to do what Cao Cao said immediately.

"Oh, that will only make you lose the advantage." Cao Cao curled his lips, and a lustful smile appeared naturally.

"As I said, making the old man happy is my biggest benefit." Zhang Fugui also rubbed his hands in response to the situation, his face looking as lewd as he wanted.

"In this case, you go to Wang Tiehua first." Cao Cao ordered.

"Okay, I'll go find Tiehua right away, what next?"

"Then you discuss it with her. It's best for you two to get married next week. Then I won't give you a big red envelope, Brother Cao. You also know that Brother Cao is in despair now, so I will give it to you two when the time comes.

Vice couplet, written above...

·." Cao Cao said as he was thinking about it, and kept making gestures in the air with his hands.

"Wait, wait, Brother Cao, I will get married. I...how can I get married?" Zhang Fugui finally figured out why Cao Cao asked him to go to Wang Tiehua, so he quickly held down Cao Cao's hands, and by the way

It suppressed Cao Cao's flying emotions.

Obviously, for a poet, being suddenly interrupted in literary creation is an extremely uncomfortable thing, just like peeing in the middle and then holding it back.

That's how uncomfortable it is.

However, when he heard Zhang Fugui's question, the corners of Cao Cao's eyes turned into crescent moons again. He laughed a few times, then raised his eyebrows and said in a weird voice: "Is he still a young child? Alas, I understand, I understand,

Don't worry, I have a brother here. He will teach you that when you enter the bridal chamber, you can't be too impatient. After all, it's your first time for both of you. You have to be sentimental. If you have a wonderful first time, you will have it.

second…."

When Cao Cao talked about this, he grinned to the sky. For him, talking about this was much more interesting than talking about literary creation.

When he was browsing some modern illegal "ethical literature" on the Internet, he often felt that the characters written by these writers were a bit dull. Although the plots were exciting, they were the same over and over again, which made people feel bored after reading them a few times.

Tasteless.

As one of the representatives of Jian'an literature, how could Cao Cao turn a blind eye to this clichéd literary attitude?

So he took it upon himself to write several novels and published them on the Internet.

The names are all very attractive, such as "The Romantic Widow", "The Suffering Widow", "The Passive Widow" and so on.

I don’t know what’s going on in Cao Cao’s head, but he was competing with the widow.

These articles are based on the life experiences of contemporary older ladies, and write stories about how these women understand themselves, how they find happiness for themselves, and how they love boldly.

Anyway, once the article was published, it immediately caused a huge sensation on the Internet.

Some netizens repeatedly praised Cao Cao as the second most famous person in modern Lanling Xiaoxiao. The articles he wrote can be regarded as the best among the best, making people unforgettable after reading them.

Even some businessmen who specialized in illegal publishing began to look for Cao Cao and planned to cooperate with him further. Of course, the police came to the door earlier than these businessmen.

After all, the Internet is not a lawless place.

Since you write pornographic books online, you must bear corresponding legal responsibilities.

It can be said that even Cao Cao, who was reborn until now, once again fell into the hands of Huang Shu (the emperor's uncle).

In the end, Zhang Fugui hurriedly went to the police station to find someone.

Fortunately, several of Cao Cao's works are rich in content but not vulgar, and many unexplained fragments use extremely superb metaphors, giving readers a lot of room for imagination.

Therefore, the evaluation of pornographic experts is unanimous: it is a slightly avant-garde literary work, not considered a pornographic publication.

Of course, the main reason is that Cao Cao himself did not make any profit from this incident, so the police just severely criticized Cao Cao in front of Zhang Fugui, and then asked Zhang Fugui to take Cao Cao home.

When he learned that Zhang Fugui said that he "didn't know how to get married", how could Cao Cao, who knew this well, give up this opportunity to express himself?

Seeing Cao Cao's excited expression, Zhang Fugui's head grew three points bigger.ωωw..net

"Brother Cao, I'm not 250. Have you forgotten that when you first came here, I recommended the video works of those Japanese teachers to you? What I mean is that getting married is not just about words.

"Zhang Fugui quickly interrupted Cao Cao's spellcasting. He was afraid that if Cao Cao continued to talk like this, he would not be able to get to the police station and would have to come in person to carry out anti-pornography activities.

When Cao Cao heard what Zhang Fugui said, he immediately patted his thigh and explained with a smile: "Yes, you can't just rely on your mouth, you have to get started, you have to..."

"Brother, you are my real brother. If you keep talking, we will have no chance of survival. Let's let the lower body rest and calm down together now, okay? I mean, getting married is a big deal, not just getting married.
Chapter completed!