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Zhang Fugui didn't know what the second master was going to do. Today he pushed everything away to set up a fruit stall with him, just for the call Li Laosan called during the day.

According to this old boy's personality, since he has inquired about the prosperity of the night market, he will probably come to the night market tonight and cheat.

So after Zhang Fugui greeted the second master, he walked along the entire ethnic road, trying to see if Li Laosan was really as he guessed.

I don’t know if it was because Zhang Fugui was too smart or because Li Laosan’s behavior was too easy to guess. Anyway, Zhang Fugui had just walked for about ten minutes and heard an extremely annoying voice drilling into his ears.

"Come on, take a look, you can turn around the world and learn Taoism in Maoshan for 80 years. You can see the world with the heavenly eyes, and you can see blessings and fortunes at one glance. You can cut off wealth and fate with both eyes. You can get rid of misfortunes and seek blessings. You can get rid of diseases and evil lives. Don't make mistakes when you pass by, don't be allowed to do it!" Li Laosan was wearing a monk's robe, a monk's hat, and a peach wood sword on his back. He sat on the side of the Tao and shouted at the top of the Tao.

"Big brother, come and take a look. My old man, I see that you are blushing in the face and seem to be in bad luck... Alas, if you don't look, don't look at me, why are you scolding me?" Li Laosan glanced at the young man who had just passed by.

The young man scolded Li Laosan again, and then stopped looking back. However, after walking dozens of steps, his feet slipped inexplicably and he fell to the ground for some reason.

What's even more unlucky is that a pool of shit was completely obedient and directly muffled his face.

Li Laosan didn't see this scene, but he muttered in a low voice: "I didn't have to fall, but you just don't, so don't you, you have to scold people, look at it, just throw a dog and eat shit."

Zhang Fugui saw it clearly from a distance and walked to Li Laosan with a smile.

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"Is the fortune teller a great immortal, isn't it possible for him to have money?" Zhang Fugui pretended not to recognize Li Laosan, as if he was really a customer who came to sign a fortune teller.

When Li Laosan saw Zhang Fugui coming, his eyes lit up, and he thought to himself that the young man had indeed come forward and knew that he had been recruiting business for me.

"Indeed, indeed, I am a great immortal who is not allowed to tell fortunes." Li Laosan held his body and tried his best to show his fairy-like appearance. It's a pity that his monk's robe is indeed somewhat incompatible with his business, so the whole image makes people look a bit out of place.

"Okay, then I'll make sure it's not accurate to me. I didn't bring any money," Zhang Fugui said immediately.

"Get out." Li Laosan said angrily.

"Don't, I'm sincere. I just joked with you just now. You see, the lottery will be drawn in ten minutes. You can calculate the winning number of this lottery for me." Zhang Fugui seized the opportunity and deliberately disgusted Li Laosan.

Li Laosan looked up at the sky, then pretended to be mysterious and shook his head, and finally replied: "You are a bit difficult to calculate, but it's not impossible to do it. Let's do it, count it at 6 million at a time. If you don't win the prize, I will pay you a first prize."

"You think I'm a fool? The first prize is only five million. I'll calculate it once. Even if you don't have a lieutenant general, you will compensate me for five million. If you make a net profit of one million inside and outside, you can clearly steal me, but you gave me a fortune telling service. I... I have nothing to say." After Zhang Fugui said that, he raised his thumbs at Li Laosan. After all, even those who are a little thin-skinned will not say the words just now.

It can be said that even in the business of fortune-telling that fools people on the street, Li Laosan's shamelessness is considered the top one.

"What is robbery? Please call me a money porter. Besides, what do you mean to think you are a fool? Who would go to the streets to find fortune tellers to calculate the lottery winning numbers? I have the ability to calculate one for myself, okay? I'm here to set up a night market." Seeing that Zhang Fugui was not sincerely shouting for him, Li Laosan took out a small stool from behind and threw it in front of Zhang Fugui.

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Seeing that Zhang Fugui had finished talking, he would not dare to say anything even more serious. After all, there would be important things to beg for him later, so he directly crossed the stall where Li Laosan placed on the ground and sat directly next to Li Laosan.

"Fugui, no, don't you say on the phone that there are a lot of people on the street? Why did I come here for a while and no one came to visit my business?" When Li Laosan saw people coming and going, no one was willing to look down at his stall, so he simply threw the can and gave up, lifted up the monk's clothes, took out a lighter and cigarette from his pocket.

"Hey, what did you ask me to say about you? You are purely a problem with your attitude." Zhang Fugui looked at Li Laosan and commented.

"What's wrong with my attitude?" Li Laosan took out a Hong Shuangxi, which costs eight yuan a pack from the box of Zhonghua cigarettes, and handed it to Zhang Fugui.

Zhang Fugui waved his hand quickly and said that he didn't need it.

Seeing this, Li Laosan was quite sorry to put Hong Shuangxi back into the cigarette box, and then took out a real Chinese cigarette from it like a magic trick, and then lit it for himself.

This set of movement was smooth and smooth, and Zhang Fugui fully realized what it means to have people outside and there are mountains outside.

"Since you are wearing a monk's robe, you either shaved your hair and sat here to teach people the law of fate, or you took off this monk's robe and honestly told people fortunes. You said that this monk is not a monk and is dressed up as a Taoist. Isn't this a liar's face engraved on the face? A fool is asking you to tell fortunes." Zhang Fugui commented truthfully with Li Laosan's outfit.

Indeed, Li Laosan's outfit is enough to be daunting, just like going to a massage parlor alone, and the masseur walked to the customer in the outfit of an auto mechanic. If there is no premise of temptation for uniforms, it will be difficult for the customer to believe that this is a serious masseur.

"Oh, it seems that I miscalculated." After hearing Zhang Fugui's explanation, Li Laosan took a deep breath of cigarette.

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"Originally, I thought my outfit would give people a kind of miscellaneous things I know. I know a lot. Nowadays, young people don't pay attention to a double degree. I thought that when I wear this monk robe, the credibility may increase exponentially. Unexpectedly, I miscalculated it." Li Laosan said, then removed the monk's hat that he wore on his head, and his shiny ponytail was exposed directly. At this time, his image was definitely more credible than before.

"The concept is good, but the direction may be wrong, but don't worry, Hua Tuo is there, you know, and the place where I live is not far from here." Zhang Fugui said with a sincere face.

"I know this, what's wrong? Hua Tuo also knows fortune telling?" Li Laosan heard Zhang Fugui suddenly mention Hua Tuo's name, and for a moment he couldn't figure out his intention.

"What I mean, I want Dr. Hua Tuo to show you your brain, what if it works?" Zhang Fugui sighed deeply after saying that, as if Li Lao San was hopeless. ωωw..net

"Hey? Just turn the corner and scold me, right? You guys wait for me..." Seeing Zhang Fugui's slanderous look, Li Laosan wanted to pick up the cigarette butt in his hand and scald it at Zhang Fugui.

"I'm just kidding. Isn't this afraid that you will be bored and have fun with you? By the way, when we met last time, you didn't dare to... What kind of personal health physiotherapist is so good that he quit doing it?" Zhang Fugui saw that Li Laosan had a bad expression and quickly changed the topic and talked about serious things.

"Hey, stop mentioning it, I'll be angry when I mention this." Li Laosan replied hatefully when he heard Zhang Fugui's question, and then took a deep breath of cigarette.

"What's wrong? Tell me?" Zhang Fugui saw Li Laosan's condition and wanted to know more and more what he had experienced in the bath center.

"Actually, it's no big deal. I don't know which bastard left three bad reviews in my personal review. I only charge 250 yuan per person, but the one bad review will deduct me 1,000 yuan. As I was busy for a month, it was not enough for the owner of the bath center to deduct it." The more Li Laosan said, the more atmosphere, the voice and tone were three points higher.

Now Zhang Fugui is honest because he clearly remembers that he is the bastard who left three bad reviews for Li Laosan.

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Zhang Fugui was wondering at the beginning that such a large bathing center was so easy to make random comments. The boss deliberately made it to deduct more employees' money.

"Or why do you say that the accumulation of capital is bloody? These capitalists should hang street lights. Even gods and immortals dare to bully you. Third Master, if you have the chance in the future, I will definitely give you this breath." The guilty Zhang Fugui quickly said something to make Li Laosan happy.

"No, why are you so special today?" Li Laosan noticed Zhang Fugui's unusual behavior, so he said with confusion on his face.

Before Li Laosan finished his lecture, Zhang Fugui quickly continued: "I am particularly sensible, right? Isn't the Chinese New Year coming soon? I have to grow up quickly. We are the temporary worker of Brother Dao of Night Market, and we have to make progress."

"Master, can you calculate for us?"

Just as Zhang Fugui and Li Laosan were chatting randomly, a young couple squatted in front of Li Laosan.

Li Laosan didn't expect that his hat would actually lead to business, so he quickly pushed Zhang Fugui and told him not to talk nonsense.

With the rescue of this young couple, Zhang Fugui successfully escaped.

He looked at the pair of life-saviors in front of him and thought to himself that someone really came to tell fortunes. It seems that there are too many fools these days.
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