Chapter 29 To learn and progress
The next morning, Zhang Fugui took a late nap.
Around ten o'clock, I struggled to get up.
Yang Guan passed through the screen window and was scattered on the messy bed.
Birds chirped outside the window, accompanied by the gentle breeze.
Zhang Fugui couldn't help but sigh for a second that the years were peaceful.
Then get up and wash up.
I was busy working when I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door.
Zhang Fugui didn't think much and opened the door directly, and found that the person who came was Cao Cao.
When Cao Cao saw Zhang Fugui, he shouted: "Yun Chang, come and save me!"
Before Zhang Fugui could react, Cao Cao picked up the towel hanging around Zhang Fugui's neck.
Without any explanation, he stuffed it into Zhang Fugui's mouth.
Then he pressed Zhang Fugui's hands hard.
Mr. Guan Erye, who was next door, heard the commotion and the cry for help, and rushed over with the Qinglong Yanyue Sword.
I saw Cao Cao desperately holding down Zhang Fugui.
At this time, Zhang Fugui had a towel stuffed into his mouth and could not say a word. He could only struggle with his hands and feet.
"What is going on?" Mr. Guan saw the current scene and couldn't tell the reason, so he had to ask.
"I originally came to Fugui to exchange newspapers. Unexpectedly, when I opened the door, I saw Fugui going crazy and foaming at the mouth. Fortunately, I made a quick decision and stuffed his mouth with a towel first. Otherwise, I would return the money.
I really don’t know what will happen.” Cao Cao told what happened.
But Zhang Fugui, who is lying on the ground, doesn't think so. He's crazy. I just brush my teeth and you think I'm epileptic.
However, his mouth was stuffed tightly with a towel, so Zhang Fugui struggled desperately to get up and explain.
It didn't matter that he was struggling hard, Cao Cao just thought it was because his condition was serious.
So he controlled Zhang Fugui's body harder, and kept comforting him: "Fugui, don't be afraid, I'm here."
Zhang Fugui kept scolding in his heart, it is precisely because of you that I am so unlucky.
So Zhang Fugui resisted even more fiercely.
Cao Cao saw that Zhang Fugui's movements were even more difficult to control, so he quickly suppressed Zhang Fugui with his whole body.
Then he said to Guan Yu next to him: "Yun Chang, Fugui's condition seems to be getting worse. Knock him out quickly."
In the eyes of Guan Erye, the situation in front of him was indeed as Cao Cao said.
There was a lot of foam at the corner of Zhang Fugui's mouth, newspapers scattered on the ground, Cao Cao's desperate control and Zhang Fugui's constant resistance.
Seeing Zhang Fugui's resistance becoming more and more serious, Guan Yu thought that he could not delay it any longer, so he knocked him out with a palm.
When Zhang Fugui woke up again, it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon.
At this time, Zhang Fugui was tied to the bed like a rice dumpling.
Guan Yu was sitting with a sword in hand, guarding beside him. Cao Cao was bragging to the two fat men about how he could save their captain's life.
Huang Mao's sharp eyes were the first to notice Zhang Fugui's awakening.
"Captain, wake up, Second Master, Brother Cao, captain is awake." Huang Mao greeted happily.
Although Guan Yu got up first, Cao Cao unexpectedly ran to the bedside faster than him and looked at Zhang Fugui with a proud expression on his face.
"Fugui, I didn't expect that I would save your life just after I came here." Cao Cao said affectionately towards the crowd.
At this time, Guan Yu took Zhang Fugui's hand and said with concern: "Fugui, second brother doesn't know you have this problem. From now on, second brother comes back to live in the same house with you, so that you can be taken care of."
Huang Mao and others also stepped forward, intending to see the captain's condition.
Before they could speak, Cao Cao said first: "Fugui, why are you crying? Don't be like this. I just saved your life. It's no big deal. It's just your life. Don't take it to heart. Don't thank me."
I."
Is this touching? Zhang Fugui was so angry that he cried.
When I woke up early in the morning, out of nowhere, I was knocked unconscious.
It was already afternoon when I opened my eyes again
After chatting for a while last night, you, Cao Cao, injured two members of my Red Star Security Team one after another.
As a result, this morning, I, the captain, was in trouble.
You actually want me to thank you?
At this time, Zhang Fugui's hands and feet were tied up. Otherwise, he would really be wronged if he really beat Cao Cao.
Seeing Zhang Fugui struggling to get up, Cao Cao kindly advised: "Fugui, you have just recovered from a serious illness. Don't be excited. If you have anything to say, tell me directly, and then I will pass it on to everyone."
After saying that, he put his ear to Zhang Fugui.
"Old Cao, I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors." Zhang Fugui turned all the grievances in his heart into anger and cursed at Cao Cao.
After hearing this, Cao Cao didn't react for a while.
Even if you thank me, you still need to thank my ancestors? Are people in this era so polite?
So Cao Cao looked like he had done something good and advised Fugui: "Well, don't thank me, this disease is just like this..."
"Who the hell has epilepsy?" Zhang Fugui cursed.
"You, when you looked at me this morning, I saw that you were covered with foam and your head was shaking. This is epilepsy. Don't you, Fugui, know that you have this disease?" Cao Cao looked surprised.
asked.
It is not Cao Cao's habit to do good deeds and leave a name, because he has always insisted that when he does good deeds, he must not only leave a name but also publicity.
Today I saved Zhang Fugui's life. How could Cao Cao let this opportunity pass?
"Is that what I call horniness? I'm brushing my teeth. Is that foaming at the mouth? That's toothpaste."
Zhang Fugui angrily stated the reason.
Brush your teeth? Toothpaste? What's going on? Cao Cao didn't understand.
For Cao Cao and Guan Yu who had just traveled through time, these events were too novel and even incomprehensible.
However, Huang Batian and others understood what happened, and untied the rope tied to Zhang Fugui as if nothing had happened.
Then he reminded Cao Cao in a low voice: "Brother Cao, you may have read it wrong. The captain did not send out the shofar wind."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Cao Cao shouted loudly.
Then he pointed at Zhang Fugui and said to Guan Yu: "If Fugui doesn't have the Yangjiao Feng, why doesn't he tell us?"
"You put a towel in my mouth as soon as I came up, but you gave me a chance to speak!" Zhang Fugui scolded aggrievedly.
"Then you can break away from me with all your strength, won't it?" Cao Cao said.
"I tried so hard. I didn't expect that the harder I pushed, the harder you got."
At this point, everyone finally understood the origin of the matter.
Huang Batian suddenly shouted: "It's almost time, captain, I have to accompany Brother Ya to cook."
The fat man and the crooked man stood back and watched the fun like fools.
They were kicked out of the door one by one by Huang Batian.
At this time, the only ones left in the room were Cao Cao and Guan Yu, who looked embarrassed, and Zhang Fugui, who was crying without tears on the bed.
Guan Yu was the first to break the calm and said to Zhang Fugui: "Fugui, in fact, Prime Minister Cao also has good intentions. Speaking of which, it's my fault that my second brother didn't understand. I don't even know what toothpaste is."
Cao Cao was thick-skinned, but he nodded and said, "That's right, that's right."
Zhang Fugui complained: "Second brother, you don't know. Last night, when Lao Cao was chatting with me, he almost injured Huang Batian and Brother Ya. This morning, he almost killed me. Damn it."
Li Laosan, I want you to send me a strategist. Good guy, you can bring me an assassin."
Hearing that Zhang Fugui even scolded Li Xianren, Cao Cao quickly expressed his position: "Fugui, it's Brother Cao's fault. Brother Cao made a mistake. Brother Cao has never seen this kind of anointing. He doesn't understand."
After finishing speaking, he picked up the newspaper on the table and said solemnly to Zhang Fugui: "Fugui, actually I am also studying. I studied all night last night. Alas, there is no limit to the sea of learning. Today, Brother Cao knows what self-expression in books means."
She is as beautiful as jade."
After Guan Yu heard what Cao Cao said, he looked at the newspaper in Cao Cao's hand, and what caught his eye were the photos of models from the bikini contest.
Guan Erye coughed, and then said: "Fugui, from this point of view, Prime Minister Cao and I should indeed learn more about the basic knowledge of this era, otherwise it will be bad if we make some jokes again."
After hearing these words, Zhang Fugui first asked: "Second brother, over the past thousand years, fonts have changed a lot. Do you recognize them all?"
Zhang Fugui knew whether Cao Cao was literate or not.
But the second master, Zhang Fugui, never had the nerve to ask.
Guan Erye nodded, and then said: "When you have time, you can find me a copy of "Spring and Autumn"."
Cao Cao interjected: "Well, Fugui, you can get me some more newspapers, just like this one. I learned a new vocabulary last night, called feminist, and I will be a feminist from now on."
Chapter completed!