Chapter 258 Various magical powers
Zhang Fugui was overjoyed when he heard Li Laosan let go, so he walked behind Li Laosan in an awkward manner and started to pinch Li Laosan's shoulders.
"My Third Grandpa, what useful skill do you think you can give me? I've heard that there are those who can stir up trouble and others, and there are those who spread beans and make soldiers. Which one do you think is better for me to learn?" Zhang Fugui said eagerly.
asked.
"How about I teach you the seventy-two changes?" Li Laosan asked after hearing Zhang Fugui's idea.
"Okay, okay." Zhang Fugui couldn't help but think about it after hearing this. This is Sun Dasheng's skill. How could Zhang Fugui refuse?
"How about I teach you how to live forever?" Li Laosan asked again.
"It's not impossible." Zhang Fugui's mouth was already grinning. Although this magical power is not offensive, it is better than being able to survive, and it is also a first-class divine Taoist method.
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"How about this? How about I take the first step and let you become the Jade Emperor?" Li Laosan asked in a bad tone.
"This... I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, right?" Zhang Fugui said a little embarrassed, but there was no intention of rejection in his words.
"You also know that it is difficult? You have to learn the immortal method when you come up. Why don't you just say that you will be promoted to immortal as an exception?" Li Laosan shook his shoulders as he spoke, signaling Zhang Fugui not to touch him.
The benefits are right in front of you, how could Zhang Fugui give up at this time?
He changed his temper to a hammer and gently beat Li Laosan on the back, as if Li Laosan was really his grandfather.
"My Third Grandpa, please stop teasing me, just tell me what kind of back door you can use for me." Feeling that the time was almost up, Zhang Fugui directly opened his mouth to ask Li Laosan for some benefit.
Li Laosan did not reply, but took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, which were high-end cigarettes and were the legendary Huazi.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Fugui immediately took the lighter from Li Laosan's hand and lit it respectfully for Li Laosan.
It was while Maoyao was lighting up the cigarette that Zhang Fugui discovered that the cigarette Li Laosan pulled out of Huazi had the words "Double Happiness" printed on it.
Zhang Fugui saw through it but didn't say it, just pretend he didn't see it.
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Li Laosan was still minding his own business, holding a cigarette to show off to Zhang Fugui, and said very grandly: "I'm old, smoking other cigarettes will make my throat uncomfortable."
The second master had been hanging out in the night market for a long time and had contacts with people from all walks of life. He could tell at a glance that the cigarette in Li Laosan's hand was not Huazi. He originally wanted to remind Li Laosan that he had been deceived by the cigarette seller.
Zhang Fugui immediately blocked Guan Yu and prevented the second master from speaking. He said to Li Laosan first: "That's it, that's it. After all, your identity is on display here."
Li Laosan puffed out a smoke ring coolly and seemed to enjoy it very much.
"Come on, I don't know what's going on. I'm very pleased with you today. Let's do this. Let's keep our wealth to others. I have a few special skills in front of me. You can treat them as spells. You can
It doesn’t matter if you treat it as a special power, it can be passed on to you anyway, just the salary God will give you." Li Laosan said, reaching out to flick the ashes from his cigarette, while Zhang Fugui held the ashtray and carefully picked it up.
"Then tell me, I have everything. Don't be afraid of too many. Don't look at me. I don't look like much. In fact, I am smart. It's just that I am low-key and don't want to show it." Zhang Fugui saw that the benefits were about to come to him.
, the mood has already surged.
"Aren't you afraid of too many? You are so beautiful that I can only choose one. This is the special care given to me for my sake." Li Laosan continued to claim credit in front of Zhang Fugui with a naive attitude.
"Then what you say, what you say, I will listen to it." Zhang Fugui squatted next to Li Laosan like a puppy and began to massage Li Laosan's thighs.
"Well..., this first one is called invisibility, invisibility, you know, right?" Li Laosan paused for a moment, then told Zhang Fugui a skill that no one would have thought of.
"Invisibility... Invisibility... Invisibility?" Zhang Fugui repeated stumblingly, feeling a little unrealistic.
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"Well, yes, it's the art of invisibility. Just tell me whether you want to learn it or not." Li Laosan asked impatiently.
"Learn it, of course I'll learn it. If I know the invisibility technique, I can go to the bathhouse from now on...hehehehe..." Zhang Fugui replied with a silly smile.
"What are you thinking? This is the salary given to you by Heaven, how can you use it to do such dirty things?" Li Laosan saw what Zhang Fugui was thinking, and said righteously and Lingran.
Zhang Fugui quickly changed his mind and argued: "What I mean is that I learned the invisibility technique and will save money on tickets when I go to the bathhouse in the future. I have saved a lot of expenses this year...hehe."
Although the reason has been found, no one who sees the crazy expression on Zhang Fugui's face now wants to believe that this is his true thoughts.
"Well, I didn't expect you to be someone who knows how to live a good life. It's quite good. You have the same demeanor as I did back then, but..." Li Laosan seemed to have remembered something and said hesitantly.
"What's wrong? But what?" Zhang Fugui felt that the matter was not that simple, so he asked.
"My invisibility technique has a side effect." Li Laosan said in embarrassment.
After Zhang Fugui heard this, he waved his hands repeatedly, indicating that it was no big deal: "What side effects can this have? Don't worry, you will get something if you give up. Do you have to take off your clothes every time you become invisible? It's okay, I will risk myself."
"This...these are secondary. The main thing is my invisibility skill. Due to the restrictions of heaven, you can only become invisible in a place where no one is around." Li Laosan struggled for a while, and then revealed the truth.
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"You can become invisible in a place without people? What if there are people next to you?" Zhang Fugui asked doubtfully.
"Of course there are people who can't be invisible. Didn't you just say that only by giving up can you gain something?" Li Laosan replied.
"Does it mean you have to give up to get something? Doesn't it mean you get nothing? Is it that important whether I am invisible or not when there is no one around? There is no one around me, so why is my invisibility useless?"
When Zhang Fugui heard about this side effect, he immediately expressed his opposition.
"Don't worry, don't worry, I don't have anything else here, Shunfeng Er, do you want to learn it?" Li Laosan saw Zhang Fugui's attitude and also knew that the invisibility skill was a bit useless due to side effects.
So I quickly changed to another skill.
As soon as Zhang Fugui heard the word "Shun Feng Er", he started to think about it.
You can hear other people's words anytime and anywhere. If you use it properly, it is also a very amazing skill.
"That's okay, just follow the wind if you like it. I'll learn to be like the wind." Zhang Fugui finally expressed his decision.
Chapter completed!