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Chapter 131 If you can do it all over again

Listening to the child's tone, Zhang Fugui couldn't refuse for a moment, so he had to transfer the child back to the fighting competition.

The child instantly became interested in watching it again.

"Who is this child? He or she is older or younger." Zhang Fugui asked in a low voice to Li Laosan next to him.

"Those who write poetry are bound to be a little crazy, and he is the craziest among poetry writers." Li Laosan replied helplessly.

"Literary young people, that's not possible. What can you write at such a young age? Who is this child?" Zhang Fugui thought for a long time, but could not think of a name for a children's poet.

"Well, seeing as he is like this, he is actually quite famous. He is crazy and famous. He was truly top-notch back then." Li Laosan answered truthfully.

"No matter how crazy you are, how crazy can you be? A child this old, that is, a primary school student, thinks he is Li Bai?" Zhang Fugui couldn't help but feel a little funny when he saw that Li Laosan was quite serious.

When Li Laosan heard Zhang Fugui's words, his eyes widened instantly and he stared blankly at Zhang Fugui.

Zhang Fugui waved his hand in front of Li Laosan and said, "What's wrong? Do you gods also have Alzheimer's disease?"

Li Laosan pushed Zhang Fugui's hand away and said, "Why have you become smarter today?"

"What do you mean by this?" Zhang Fugui obviously did not become smarter.

"How do you know he belongs to Li Bai? This is Li Bai. What's going on with you? I don't know for sure. I have to open your brain to study it." Li Laosan said while looking at Zhang Fugui's head.

Stretch out your hands.

"You are a theological person, so don't talk to me about science." Zhang Fugui blocked Li Laosan's hand, then pointed at the child and asked: "How can he be Li Bai? If he is Li Bai, I... I am too

Li Bai.

Zhang Fugui couldn't find anyone corresponding to Li Bai for a while, so he simply said that he was Li Bai.

Just kidding, a child around ten years old can be Li Bai, so why can't I, Zhang Fugui, be Li Bai?

If you could travel through time, everyone would be a poet; if you could come back again, everyone would be Li Bai.

When the child heard Zhang Fugui's words, he said to Zhang Fugui with a smile that did not suit his age: "I am really Li Bai."

"What a coincidence, isn't it? I am also Li Bai. Let's compare the two of us to see who is whiter." Zhang Fugui said jokingly and nonchalantly.

"Fugui, he is really Li Bai. Oh, forget it, let's keep the story short." Li Laosan sighed and was about to tell Zhang Fugui what happened.

"You'd better keep the story short. We agreed in advance that we don't care about food here. If you're hungry, I'll treat you to the Fuzhou Restaurant opposite later. It's mine. But if you eat more than one portion, you'll have to pay for it at your own expense." Zhang Fugui said.

"De Xing, let me tell you, there is a Tiandao Pond in Heaven, which is the place where all the negative emotions in the world gather. After people pass away, the negative emotions they contain, even the unforgettable resentments, will be condensed in this Tiandao Pond.

A big event happened some time ago, guess what?" Li Laosan said while gesticulating again and again.

"What else can we do? Brother Dao's pool is blocked." Zhang Fugui said helplessly.

"How do you know? You are out today."

"You've already made this point when we just met, why can't you pick up the key points?" Zhang Fugui replied angrily.

"Aren't I afraid that you will forget? Let me remind you. Brother Dao can't resolve the resentment of these people. I brought them to you. As a non-staff maintenance employee of Tiandao, you also serve as the security team.

Captain, didn't you notice something strange about these people?" Li Laosan deliberately raised a question, wanting to test Zhang Fugui.

"Yeah, I've noticed it a long time ago. You said you sent so many people to me, but you didn't send a single woman. There were a lot of big men. Why? Brother Dao is so picky about food. The only way to solve it is to

Can’t you deal with men’s grievances? Do you hate the same sex? This is too sexist.”

Zhang Fugui shared the results of his observations and felt somewhat unfair for his male compatriots.

"Do you think of nothing but men and women all day long? Let me ask you, how old was Guan Yu when he died?" Li Laosan sighed, almost saying that rotten wood cannot be carved.

To be honest, Zhang Fugui really didn't know Guan Yu's age at death. He only remembered the scene in the TV series when Guan Erye defeated Maicheng. Guan Yu was probably fifty or sixty years old.

"Not sixty?" Zhang Fugui thought for a while and said tentatively.

"Then how old do you think Cao Cao was when he died?" Li Laosan asked again.

"I said if you have something to say, just say it. If you come to my place for the census, there will be prizes for guessing. What's the use of asking me?"

Zhang Fugui really couldn't answer Li Laosan's question, so he turned from shame to anger and said angrily.

"I tell you, Cao Cao must have been sixty-six when he died." Li Laosan knew that Zhang Fugui was guilty and said proudly.

"Oh, I didn't expect that Lao Cao was quite unlucky. He died on his sixty-sixth birthday." Zhang Fugui said with a smile.

"I said we've talked so far, haven't you noticed that you don't understand Guo Xin, let's not mention it, haven't you noticed that Guan Yu and Cao Cao are not the right age?"

Li Laosan suddenly asked a question that Zhang Fugui had never considered.

Yes, it seems that the second master is now in his thirties, which is the prime of life. Although Cao Cao looks a bit old, but you say he is in his forties or in his fifties, it all depends on how he dresses.

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"Uncle Li, do you mean that the second brother and Lao Cao are fake?" Zhang Fugui boldly put forward his hypothesis.

"You are so careless, can the goods I send you be fake? You will get ten for every fake, do you understand? Let me tell you, these people's negative emotions are stubborn in Tiandaochi, so I sent them

It was brought up, but I found that they would choose the age they wanted most. Guan Yu chose the age of thirty, Cao Cao chose the age of forty, and Guo Xin and the others were the most honest when they died.

That’s how old they were.”

After Li Laosan finished speaking, he pointed at the child who was still obsessed with the fighting game and said: "What surprises me most is that this Li Bai directly rejuvenated himself and became a teenager."

After listening to Li Laosan's explanation, Zhang Fugui thought about it for four or five minutes and then asked, still puzzled: "Then why is this?"

"How do I know? Maybe they think the age they choose is their best age. Human nature, that's probably it." Li Laosan couldn't explain the reason, so he had to tell his guess.
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