Author: Floating in Melbourne

Xuan Shi gave a positive answer: "This is an emotional issue."

"Xiao Shizi, I don't even have a partner, how can I have any emotional problems?"

"Xiao Niezi, you don't even have a partner, so how can you ask for a proposal?"

"Are you stupid? In this world, how can anyone succeed in proposing and still not have a partner?" Nie Guangyi said to Xuan Shi arrogantly: "Don't I have more experience in this kind of thing than you?"

"Yang Guangyi, your situation back then was a special case." Xuan Shi tried to persuade him: "If someone proposes marriage to you casually, you should agree to it. This is not a normal relationship, let alone a normal beginning, and it will not have a good result in the end."

"Why should I agree to someone's random proposal? Don't I care about looks? Don't I care about body? Don't I have any pursuit?" Nie Guangyi was so angry that he asked four questions in one breath.

"Guangyi, can you please stop saying this kind of thing in the future?"

"Why? Is it wrong to tell the truth in every sentence?"

"Of course there's no problem if you talk to me. I'm afraid that if you say it smoothly, you'll behave the same way in front of the bridesmaids."

Nie Guangyi didn't think there was anything wrong with him at all: "What's wrong with this posture?"

"It's nothing, it's just that we are getting further and further away from being single." Xuan Shi shrugged, indicating that Nie Guangyi understood.

Nie Guangyi was very unconvinced: "You are getting further and further away from being single."

"I am a married person, young master."

"Yes, how do married people get out of singles?" Nie Guangyi said forcefully: "What's wrong with this logic?"

"No problem, who dares to compete with me on logic questions, but you always talk about your ex-wife, which makes people wonder if you still have some unresolved feelings."

"How hard must I be to think about it so that I still have unresolved feelings in this situation?"

"Guangyi, as the pork tapeworm in your brain, I naturally understand you, but you can't assume that the girl you like can also understand."

Nie Guangyi's mysophobia broke out, and the pores all over his body stood up: "Are you disgusted? It's a pork tapeworm that opens and closes."

"It's not disgusting, I learned it all from the young master." Xuan Shi responded calmly, "Put what you have learned into practice and learn from foreigners to learn skills."

"I am me, you are you, and you haven't paid my tuition, why should I let you study here? Have you obtained my consent? Have you obtained authorization?"

"Guangyi, it's useless for you to be so excited. The key lies in what the bridesmaid will think after hearing this. A normal girl, even if she is interested in you, will definitely be scared away by you if you talk about getting married in advance."

"What does it matter what she thinks? If she thinks wrong, I will take her to find Liao Sijia, and the two of them can just talk by themselves. Communication between women should be easy, right?"

"..."

Xuan Shi gave up.

The brain circuit of a genius is useless no matter how much the general public tries to persuade him.

"Okay, young master, just follow your own pace."

"Why do you add [bar] after [OK]? Why do you use such a forced tone when you talk to your brother Guangyi? You say [bar] twice in one sentence, why don't you just call me daddy?"

Xuan Shi didn't bother to pay attention to Nie Guangyi's crazy enthusiasm from time to time, and directly pushed the topic down: "When are you going to return to China?"

"The last time you asked me was the last time. The last time I told you was nine days and two hours. How long has it been? You can't even add or subtract within 24?"

"How can this be calculated as addition or subtraction within 24? This is not a simple number."

"Otherwise? What's the point? Everyone in kindergarten and middle school should be able to calculate it clearly, right?"

"Whatever the young master said is what it is." Xuan Shi once again skipped the meaningless question and went straight to the next one: "You are counting your return to China in hours. How eager to return home is it?"

"That's fine. How can I return home? Which eye did you see?"

"I didn't see it with either eye."

"When you're blind, your ears shouldn't be deaf, right? You can hear it even if you don't see it, right? How can I return home like an arrow?" Nie Guangyi looked furious.

"Well, you didn't." Xuan Shi didn't want to force Nie Guangyi to proceed in his own way. He always only gave suggestions.

"It's good to know."

After pressing Xuan Shi to the ground and rubbing it, Nie Guangyi returned to the topic: "I was in a hurry to go back and propose, but didn't you say no?"

Xuan Shi looked up at Nie Guangyi and replied with one word: "Yeah."

"Hmm? Just hmm? Are you just going to deal with your best man and your brother who is always close to you?"

"Thank you. There's no need to help each other."

"Why are you thanking me? Do I have to accept it if you thank me? Do you want to morally kidnap me and perfunctory me if you thank me?"

"Then what should I do, young master, so that it is not considered perfunctory?"

"You should at least advise me not to be impulsive!"

"Didn't I persuade you?" Xuan Shi asked, spreading his hands.

"Your persuasion is not obvious enough, and you haven't convinced me yet. How can this be called persuasion?" Nie Guangyi was quite dissatisfied with Xuan Shi's performance.

"I believe that the young master has a strong mind in his heart. He is also very smart. He can figure things out on his own no matter what and find the only and best answer."

"Do you think this is a solution to a problem? It's the best answer." Nie Guangyi responded angrily.

"Yes, problem solving has always been your specialty. I hope this question about love will not be a problem for us either."

"Okay, let me give it a try. Anyway, it will take more than a week before I go back. If you have any good suggestions, please give them to me in detail, otherwise I will solve the problem according to my own ideas."

"Well, I can't persuade you anyway..."

Before Xuan Shi finished speaking, Nie Guangyi rushed over: "No, you have to persuade me. If you can't persuade me, just stay here with me. You are not allowed to go back to your own room until I leave."

"I'm newlywed."

"You are not married to me, why should I care if you are newlywed?"

"Okay, I'll try again."

Xuan Shi knew very well that Nie Guangyi's current behavior was worrying about gains and losses.

On the one hand, Nie Guangyi felt that he should propose marriage as soon as possible in order to confirm his status. After all, Zong Guang was already a member of Meng Xinzhi's family and had various first-mover advantages.

Don’t they all say that love will turn into family affection in the end?

His older brother-in-law was many levels more advanced than him.

On the other hand, Nie Guangyi also knew that he was too anxious.

However, if we don’t rush, will we lose our only chance?

Could it be that the most unscrupulous uncle in the world got in first?

I’ve heard that you have to protect yourself from fire and theft, and you have to protect your best friend from your brothers, but I’ve never heard of you having to protect your uncle from brothers.

Special problems and special solutions.

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures.

It's not that Nie Guangyi has never thought about the optimal solution, but the question of love didn't give him the opportunity to find the optimal solution.

Under the name of divorce, there is an age difference of ten years.

He didn't understand what congenital deficiencies meant before.

I can't understand why others, despite their hard work, can't get as high a score as he did in a casual test.

I didn't expect that there would be a real-life reward on the topic of love.

"Guangyi, I think there's no problem with your idea of ​​taking Dream Girl to the Ningbo Museum as your first stop. It's beautiful there, the architecture is very special, and "The Three-Body Problem" was filmed there. There's a lot to talk about.

Yes, just take the girl there to play."

"What are you playing for? I'm taking the girl to determine her future career direction."

"Okay, this doesn't affect it." Xuan Shi then advised: "You can design a closed loop."

"Closed loop? What closed loop? You haven't even had the birth control device yet, why should I have a closed loop?"

Xuan Shi was a little annoyed: "Do you still want to talk?"

"think!"

Nie Guangyi also knew Xuan Shi well and knew that his brother was really going to be angry.

"You came back to China specifically to accompany the girl to find a career direction."

"Nonsense, I obviously came back to rebuild the Wan'an Bridge."

“How urgent is the reconstruction of Wan’an Bridge measured in hours?”

"Why not? That's a thousand-year-old bridge."

"Okay, Guangyi, if you keep doing this, I won't advise you. It doesn't matter if I stay in your room for ten days and a half. After all, it's not the wedding day. The relationship between Arnold and I is not about

Morning and evening, as long as you don't commit mysophobia, there's nothing I can't do."

The pores on Nie Guangyi's body exploded. He could not imagine staying in the same room with anyone for ten days.

Even if it's Xuan Shi, you can't share the same bathroom with him.

Only girls seem to be exceptions.
To be continued...