Chapter 102 What are you laughing at?
Chapter 102 Why are you laughing?
Nie Guangyi didn't quite believe that what he was eating was mutton.
To see it is to believe it, it was cut from a whole sheep.
From the taste point of view, it is obviously sheep, but it does not have any smell at all.
You can eat it soft and smooth.
The fresh fragrance overflows.
It seems too tacky to use an adjective such as "melt in your mouth" for popular food.
There is no doubt that this is a delicious meat, and it looks like it comes from a completely new species.
Nie Guangyi couldn't wait to get started: "Brother Zongji, is there any particular method for cutting this sheep?"
Nie Guangyi heard Xuan Shi say that good meat should be processed along the grain.
As a foodie, Nie Guangyi is willing to humbly ask for advice on such matters.
"Hey! I'm sorry." Zongji's understanding differed from Nie Guangyi's, "Brother Guangyi wants a complete roasting ceremony of the whole sheep, right? Then you have to take the sheep off the grill first, and then put it on the grill.
Cover the sheep's head."
Zongji explained: "What I just did is also a ceremony, it is relatively simple. The top piece of meat on the back of the lamb is cut for you. It is dedicated to the most distinguished guest. When we come up now, there is still a little bit missing.
The heat is good, so my original intention was to eat it while roasting it."
"Ah?" Nie Guangyi said unexpectedly: "Is there still a complete ceremony?"
"Yes. Do you want to take down the sheep now?"
"No, no, it only feels good when you eat it while grilling it. I just want to know how to cut it to make it more delicious." Nie Guangyi wanted to take the knife in his hand, in order to cut into larger pieces of meat and eat it.
"It tastes delicious no matter how you cut it! Cut it wherever you think it's cooked. We're on the rooftop by ourselves, so we're so happy."
Seeing that Nie Guangyi was about to eat the second piece, Zong Yi stopped and shouted directly: "Why do you bunch of adults unite to bully minors!"
Nie Guangyi glanced at Zongyi, took a step back, and handed the meat cleaver to Zongyi in a gentlemanly manner: "What the minor said makes sense. If you are younger, cut first."
"Uncle Nie..." Zong Yi looked at Nie Guangyi doubtfully, "When did you become so easy to talk to?"
"The main thing is that I don't know how to cut it. I'm waiting for you to show me how to cut it, so that I can cut it into a sack." Nie Guangyi made a cutting gesture.
"Where are the sacks here?" Zong Yi asked.
"Then I'll take it all in one big piece."
"Uncle Nie, let me cut a piece for you. I'm very good at picking meat." Zong Yi decided to reciprocate.
"Okay, thank you in advance. You first pick out the best piece of lamb meat for yourself, and I'll eat the best piece on the side."
"Okay~" Zong Yi carefully picked the meat.
Meng Xinzhi watched from the side, feeling as if he was in another world.
Nie Guangyi and Zong Yi get along harmoniously, which is strange no matter how you look at it.
I can't tell you exactly what is strange.
Nie Guangyi also discovered Meng Xinzhi's sight.
The moment their eyes met, he wanted to hide away.
But neither the girl nor the girl hid. If he were defeated first, he would not have the momentum of a great man.
Nie Guangyi raised his chin: "If you have anything to say, please speak."
"Ah?" Meng Xinzhi responded with a smile, "It's okay."
Smile, smile, why are you laughing again?
Girls nowadays have nothing else to do except laugh?
Nie Guangyi thought so, so he responded: "It's okay, why are you laughing?"
"Is there any rule that says you can't laugh on your rooftop?"
"You can smile!" Nie Guangyi was very angry, "But why do you have to smile so beautifully?"
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Meng Xinzhi was not sure whether Nie Guangyi was praising her.
The literal meaning is definitely a compliment.
But Nie Guangyi's vicious tone and expression had nothing to do with praise.
The situation was a bit awkward, and Meng Xinzhi didn't know what to say to ease it.
Not to mention Nie Guangyi, he now wishes he could reward himself with a few big mouths.
If you don't know how to speak well, what are you going to do with it?
As time goes by, the awkward atmosphere becomes more and more intense.
Meng Xinzhi was not used to such silence, so she changed the topic: "Is Mr. Nie interested in the completion ceremony of roasting the whole lamb?"
"Ah?" Nie Guangyi immediately put away his embarrassment: "Yes, yes, yes."
"Uncle Nie, what you said is wrong. You should use the singing one, 12356, yes, yes, yes, yes." Zong Yi brought a plate to Nie Guangyi and put it on a plate of meat that she thought was the second most delicious of all lambs.
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The [rap] of a kid like Zong Yi is obviously not suitable for the tall and tall Nie Guangyi.
Unexpectedly, Nie Guangyi directly came up with a full version of [Italian rap]: "Yes, yes, yes, girl, please speak."
Meng Xinzhi continued to be surprised that this person could sing so well.
What's more important is why Zong Yi didn't say once on the phone that he was already so familiar with Nie Guangyi.
Meng Xinzhi did not write the surprise on her face, she went directly to the topic:
"The ritual of eating roasted whole lamb depends first on the occasion."
"For example, in our family today, Mr. Nie is the only distinguished guest."
"The first step is to ask Mr. Nie to unveil the roasted whole lamb."
"If it's a regular gathering of friends or classmates, you can use guessing, spinning cups, etc., and choose a distinguished guest who will reveal his face."
"Then start the second step, use the tip of the knife to make a horizontal cut on the sheep's back, which means single-mindedness."
"The third step is a vertical cut. When combined with the [one] just now, it becomes [ten], which means perfection."
Nie Guike Guangyi listened and ran over to operate.
While operating, he also felt disgusted: "Single-minded, perfect, who came up with such crude blessings?"
The pious expression and disgusting tone are quite inconsistent.
"Uncle Nie, don't be so polite." Zong Yi came over, took the knife from Nie Guangyi's hand, and stabbed both sides of the ribs of the roasted whole lamb.
"What are you doing?" Nie Guangyi felt a little unlucky for some reason.
"Uncle Nie, this is the fourth step."
"Is there such a rough fourth step?"
"Yes! This is called [cutting a knife at the expense of a friend]." Zong Yi raised the knife and waved it in front of Nie Guangyi's eyes.
"Is this the end?" Nie Guangyi asked Zongyi directly.
If you ask a little girl, there will never be any situation that requires a slap in the face.
"No, you adults are so boring. You always believe in some weird rituals. If you do too many of these rituals, the mutton won't taste good."
Zong Yi took back a piece of meat from the plate that was served to Nie Guangyi and said loudly: "If you are doing business, just wrap it with a piece of lettuce and eat it. It is said that it is called Bao Shengcai."
"You gave it to me, why are you still stuffing it into your mouth?" Nie Guangyi looked at the only two pieces of meat left on the plate warily.
"You can't use such good meat to wrap lettuce. This is all a modern businessman's idea to deceive you who don't understand meat. I don't believe it. The Tartars in the TV series have lettuce."
Zongyi's contempt for adults continues...
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【Chapter 100! Sprinkle flowers~】
Chapter completed!