Chapter 5 [Abnormal Capitals IV](1/2)
Although [Gaysheshe Co., Ltd.] currently has potential global influence, the resolution of the Kingdom of Heaven is reserved about its actual threat.
They agreed that despite the absurdity of the castle behavior and the quirky products, they currently do not have the ability to have a real significant impact on the norm.
Therefore, the Kingdom of Heaven did not set up a special main department for the abnormality of the containment and construction of castles.
On the contrary, the way the Kingdom of Heaven is handled is more calm and low-key: a group of researchers and angels from different fields is sent to record and study suspicious products of the fortress and explore long-term containment programs for the often unstable items or abnormal places it produces.
This relatively tolerant attitude is not due to trust in the castle, but a helpless understanding of its essence.
After all, the characteristics of building a castle can be attributed to two words - "total work".
What they do seems to be funny intentionally or unintentionally, neither completely dangerous nor completely harmless.
[Based Castle] is simply the pinnacle organization in the whole world. They are both keen on challenging the norm and are not completely rebelling, but leave their mark on the abnormal realm in an innocuous but inexplicably absurd way.
This "whole life" even extends to their official description of the kingdom of heaven.
A propaganda document from the Built Castle is more like a "statement of objection", with extremely ridiculous content, but also ridiculous.
The following is the description of the Kingdom of Heaven by the Built Fort:
[The Kingdom of Heaven, a secret society composed of bearded ascetics who do not allow others to have fun! (#'dish').
Here are all the vicious words we can come up with to hold their heads:
The kingdom of heaven is vicious and disgusting, and they are completely untrustworthy (╬ ̄Dish ̄).
They don't seem to understand either. Although not everyone wants to work in the fast food industry, we [Building Castle] allow everyone to pursue their own dreams and never care about others pointing fingers.
The Kingdom of Heaven attempts to block the production chain of our family business because they do not eat or drink, they disdain for "normal food" and rely on the hardships of others to obtain nutrition.
Note that if the kingdom of heaven finds you, they will use mayonnaise to wet your socks with their own hands.
This is true.
All I said is true (Fuck)]
——The above information is all from the poster content posted by [Gaoi Fort] in various hubs of Terra and near primary and secondary education systems in some worldly areas. The text on it will change in the poster, but it is not harmful.
In the world, this "live culture" of [building the fort] has long become a joke.
Many even jokingly call them "the most lethal troublemaker". Although their products occasionally require research and containment, more often, the organization is more like a never-ending entertainment program.
Perhaps, it is precisely because of the nature of [building the fort] that the kingdom of heaven chose to treat this strange organization in a relatively tolerant manner.
After all, it would be too much to use force in the face of the [Building Castle], which is the main business of doing business, to be overestimated.
"Is it right to confiscate and freeze the branch?!"
Martin Gretz widened his eyes and looked at Xia Xiu with a hint of uneasiness and reluctance in his eyes.
"We just want people on this land to experience the Built Fort series."
Facing Martin's words, Xia Xiu just smiled faintly. There was neither hostility nor room for compromise in that smile...
"Don't look at me like that."
He said to Martin:
“My cottage simply recycles all the products that can cause public hazards and limits their spread.
These things do not conform to the survival logic of Terra, especially yours
——The Ultimate Castle Series and Heartburn Flavored Potato Chips Series.”
He said, his eyes fixed on Martin and explained slowly:
“The former, the first mouthful can indeed bring indescribable pleasure, I admit that.
But then, the eater will gradually lose interest in other things and instead crazily sell the burger.
Long-term consumption may even lead to the body gradually 'hamburgerization', the skin becomes a bread-like texture, and the internal organs appear to be minced meat.
Do you think this consequence is reasonable?”
Martin swallowed, his eyes slightly avoided, and did not dare to answer directly.
Xia Xiu did not stop and continued:
“As for the latter, the heartburn-flavored potato chip series…the spicyness increases with the mood fluctuations of the eaters.
Once chewed, the calories generated will not only cause serious burns to the eater's body, but may even cause small explosions."
He turned his head slightly and looked at Martin with a smile.
"Do you think such a product is suitable for appearing in the daily consumer market?"
Martin opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but found that he could not argue.
Xia Xiu narrowed his eyes slightly and continued:
"You should be glad that these abnormal crises have a long cycle and can be cured and decrypted.
Therefore, the burial agency just closed your abnormal production line and accommodated some open personnel.
If these things really cause a huge crisis to the present world, you will face more than just burial agencies.”
Martin felt a trace of cold sweat oozing from his forehead, and looked at him guiltily, not daring to look directly at the fourth sword-holder in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Meanwhile, he muttered and tried to defend himself:
“Our strategy is in line with the mainstream consumerism of modern Terra.
Even if there is no abnormality, the world is full of processed foods like us, with large-scale advertising bombings...such as the non-abnormal baby food crisis event..."
Martin stood up a little, as if trying to regain some dignity for building the fort:
“And we are much better than them!
We posted disclaimers and warnings.
Although...it may be a little small and a little blurry, it can't be said that there is no at all, right?
We at least posted it! This is better than the capital on this land, right?"
Xia Xiu looked at Martin and shook his head helplessly.
"Who can't compare to the bad ones?"
His eyes passed through Martin, as if he was staring at the absurd and extreme corporate culture of the entire [Cast Castle].
This organization is simply the embodiment of the disadvantages of Terra consumerism, a typical example of "remembering and not remembering to persuade".
They pursue bottom-line marketing strategies that pursue profits at the expense of over-processed food, disguise abnormal products as food hygiene incidents through false information, and seem to regard "destructive success" as the core philosophy - any behavior that can cause a huge sensation is regarded as a victory for the company.
This business philosophy makes [Caizhibao] the biggest maker of food safety issues in the abnormal world.
Their influence is complex, and the founder's identity has become a mystery. The company's internal operating logic is full of ironic business maliciousness, as if its existence itself is an absurd experiment.
What's worse, there is information that the organization may be related to the unknown powerful forces in the abnormal realm, which makes it impossible for the Kingdom of Heaven to completely cure its existence.
Xia Xiu's tone was calm, but with a majesty that could not be ignored, he said to Martin:
“We just hope you can control the production line and limit the spread range.
Otherwise, this kind of problem will one day exceed our containment capacity, and then the way your company will handle it will not be as gentle as it is now."
His words were like cold bells, pounding in Martin's ears.
However, the following sentences gradually changed Martin's expression from nervousness to expectation.
"If you can control production lines and food safety..."
Xia Xiu continued.
His tone revealed a little bit of trade-offs and decisions:
"The Kingdom of Heaven can liberate some of your company's frozen assets and define a part of the Ivy War's open and reform experimental zone hub as a special area for your company's development."
Martin's eyes lit up instantly, his excitement was beyond words, almost jumping from the chair, and his tone couldn't help but increase:
"Really!? Is liposuction cola and Doomsday shake unblocked?"
Xia Xiu frowned slightly, but then calmed down.
His golden eyes stared at Martin, his tone was neither anxious nor slow, with a hint of suppressed calm:
“As long as your production lines are limited to designated special areas, and ensure that products do not harm the health of humans in the area and do not flow into the present world to cause an impact on Terra society.
At the same time, pay the taxes to be paid and fulfill the responsibilities that should be fulfilled, and I can guarantee that the kingdom of heaven will not interfere in your business activities and product promotion."
After hearing this, Martin instantly showed a big smile, and then clapped his hands:
"That's great! As long as the Kingdom of Heaven can unblock the production line, everything will be easy to discuss.
Don't worry, the construction of a fortress is never vague if you are a trivial matter like taxes."
The conversation with Martin Gretz, the representative of [Gaoi Castle], was the smoothest and most relaxed exchange between Xia Xiu and several abnormal capitalists so far.
Although the top three abnormal capitals are on the surface, they have hidden thoughts in every conversation, and their words are full of temptation and obscure, which leads to the discussion of cooperative matters being only briefly discussed.
[Building Castles] are completely different. Although their ideas are absurd and their behavior is almost unlimited, it is precisely because of this "direct" business philosophy that communication is relatively simple.
The two sides did not have too many roundabout tests, and the intention to cooperate seemed particularly clear.
To be continued...