Chapter 76 The Sword Immortal wants to sleep in Brother Li’s bed

"It's only less than half a month."

Li Yi recalled the last time we discussed swords, which was only a dozen days ago, which was not a long time ago. However, according to the time concept of this era, it seems that half a month is considered a long time.

"About the haircut ceremony." Dong Yunshu was obviously very concerned about this matter, with a rare curiosity in his eyes.

"When a woman in the Zhou Dynasty is allowed to marry, she must give her haircut. In ancient times, the hairpin ceremony was a coming-of-age ceremony for aristocratic women. In modern times, anyone with money can do it." Li Yi explained, "However, with the development of the times, this coming-of-age ceremony has become more and more important.

It’s like a wedding ceremony. The elders remind you that you are an adult and want to start a family and start a career.”

"It's not just women. In fact, men's crowning ceremony also has a similar effect. In the final analysis, it is all to promote marriage."

Dong Yunshu nodded slightly, and then asked: "Can't Brother Li not participate?"

Fellow Taoist Xue Ye, is your focus misaligned?

"I am participating in the wedding ceremony as a relative, not as a guest."

Li Yi suddenly felt a sense of peeping. He turned around and saw his parents hiding behind the door, looking at them with their heads lowered and one raised.

"This girl is so handsome..."

"It seems that I have an unusual relationship with my son. There are dramas and dramas."

"I guess I'm worried. She's so beautiful, so I'm afraid she doesn't like our family..."

"You old thing, this is called congeniality. Didn't you see that the girl is clinging to her son? I think there must be something going on."

Dong Yunshu obviously felt it too. He turned around to look, then bowed slightly and said very politely: "Hello, uncle and aunt."

Seeing that Father Li and Mother Li were discovered, they did not hide any more. They walked out of the room and looked at the big girl in front of them, their eyes almost bursting into laughter.

Father Li asked: "Who are you, this girl?"

The closer you look, the more frightened you become. She is more beautiful than the stars on TV, and her temperament is beyond words.

Wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and jeans, she is obviously wearing such ordinary clothes, but she actually gives off a feeling of "the fishes are sinking and the geese are falling, the birds are making noises, and the flowers are shy and the flowers are quivering in sorrow". This is definitely not a girl from an ordinary family.

Li Xingguo thought of Bai Shi back then. This brat in his family seemed to be very popular.

why?

Father Li looked at Li Yi, who was lying on the bamboo chair like a salted fish. Although he was very confident in his son, he was somewhat unworthy of the woman in front of him.

The gap is really too big. Do flowers like to be stuck in dog poop?

Li Yi blinked, slightly confused by his father's look just now, who did I provoke?

Dong Yunshu replied softly: "The little girl Dong Yunshu comes from Qidi Tianque Mountain. She is Brother Li's Taoist companion. My uncle and aunt can just call me Yunshu."

Taoist couple...

Li Yi always had a weird feeling. He knew that his parents would definitely misunderstand, but he didn't know how to refute it. It seemed that there was no problem, but it seemed that the problem was huge.

As soon as these words came out, Father Li's eyes widened and he looked unsure of himself.

"Girl, you haven't been deceived, have you?"

Although the word Taoist companion sounded strange, and he didn't know what these young people were playing, he could still understand its meaning.

If their family was rich and powerful, maybe he would believe it, or maybe Li Yi was very handsome and wanted to have sex with her. But it was obvious that neither of these had anything to do with it. She had neither wealth nor sex, so why would such an outstanding girl find a place in a rural area?

family?

This is no longer a question of self-confidence, but a social experience. Li Xingguo has lived for fifty years. He was a junior high school teacher at first. Later, he entered the society and did various jobs in order to make money. He has seen all kinds of things in life.

pass.

"Huh?" Li Yi felt like he was lying on his back again for no reason.

At this time, Li's mother grabbed Li Xingguo's ear and said: "What do you mean by whether you have been deceived or not? Can you speak? If you are a good-looking man and a talented woman, how can you, a monster like you, talk to me?"

"Hey, hey, hey, you have no money and no color, what is this girl doing? I'm just surprised."

"Girl, Bu Yunshu, don't pay attention to what this old guy says."

"Yes." Dong Yunshu nodded slightly. If word spread about his well-behaved appearance, it would definitely shock the world.

Xue Ye Sword Immortal is a ruthless person who proves his Tao through killing. No matter in his previous life or in this life, he kills from beginning to end, building up his reputation step by step. How can he be like this now, as quiet as a virgin, like a gentle classical figure?

beauty.

Looking at Dong Yunshu who was getting along well with his parents, Li Yi suddenly felt that this was a premeditated arrival.

With Dong Yunshu's cultivation, she can completely hide her figure so that only she can see it. Moreover, she usually wears Taoist robes, but today she changed into regular clothes. She was obviously well prepared.

After the two sides chatted for a few words, Li's mother took Li's father and left.

"We two old guys won't disturb you anymore. You guys are having fun. Oops, I suddenly remembered that I have to go to your uncle's house to help. We won't be back tonight."

"Didn't you rent a restaurant directly?" Father Li looked confused. He didn't receive any news to help. He just needs to be there on time tomorrow.

"Don't you need help when renting a restaurant?" Mother Li frowned, forcefully pulled him onto the motorcycle, then turned around and repeated it again.

"We won't be back tonight. There's no one on this mountain. You should be careful."

After saying that, accompanied by the sound of the motorcycle's engine, the two old couples gradually walked away.

Dong Yunshu and Li Yi were the only ones left in the yard. The two looked at each other and did not speak freely because they were the only ones left. Instead, they fell into silence.

Silence is the main theme between the two of them, and communication is never necessary for them.

Li Yi closed his eyes again and enjoyed a rare nap. Dong Yunshu moved a small bench and sat next to Li Yi. He didn't make too much noise and just sat there quietly.

The wind blew the leaves, the crisp chirping of birds, the chirping of insects, and the two of them could feel their respective breaths.

It's like going back to the previous life. There is no need for too much verbal or physical contact, just feeling each other's presence.

I don't know how long it took, but Li Yi woke up from his nap. The sun was no longer as poisonous as noon. He turned his head slightly and saw a pair of clear eyes staring at him. He didn't know how long he had been looking at them.

Li Yi asked: "Have you been watching me sleep?"

When sleeping, Li Yi turns off all his senses, leaving only the senses of heaven and man that will not affect his sleep, otherwise it will be the same as waking up.

Dong Yunshu tilted his head slightly to the right, with a slightly confused look on his face, and said, "Isn't it possible?"

"It's up to you." Li Yi really couldn't say no to Xue Ye on such a trivial matter.

Dong Yunshu asked again: "Brother Li likes to sleep? Is this also a form of spiritual practice?"

She could sense that in order to sleep, Li Yi closed all his perceptions and even his soul to achieve true sleep.

"I just feel so comfortable." Li Yi shook his head and replied.

Cultivation in the eyes of the world has no meaning to him now. What Dong Yunshu said should be at a higher level and belong to the understanding of Tao.

Someone sat in front of the Buddha for a thousand years and suddenly became an Arhat.

Some people have experienced all the sufferings of the mortal world, suddenly enlightened and emerged from the world, ascended to the throne and transformed into gods.

There are also people who eat and drink, play in the world, and realize many magical powers. Li Yi belongs to this type. He practices every moment and improves his understanding of Tao. Unfortunately, this situation only lasted until he was four thousand years old.

From now on, it will be difficult to improve even half a point, and you can only look for a sense of progress from those magical powers.

He has not practiced cultivation for a long time and does not know where he is going.

Li Yi turned over, took out his mobile phone and started to watch videos. From time to time, he turned over and scratched his butt.

Dongyun Shuyi sat next to him quietly as before.

She felt that Li Yi had changed a lot. In the past, he was like an immortal wandering in the world of mortals. Although he was free from the world, he was not stained by the world of mortals.

Li Hua once said: Whether it is treating illnesses and saving lives, or performing heroic acts of justice, it is always an act of spirit, and Dong Yunshu really felt it.

But now Li Yi seems to be a complete mortal, completely integrated into the world. Xue Ye can't see the slightest incongruity. Even the slightly irritable mood when he just woke up, and the boring mood of watching videos at this moment, are all different from those of a mortal.

Exactly the same.

How did he do it?

It is difficult to be born in the world, and it is even more difficult to enter the world.

The longer people live, the harder it is for them to reintegrate into the world of mortals. They have become accustomed to the coldness of the mountains, and have been used to opening and closing their eyes for dozens of springs, summers, autumns and winters. It is almost impossible to become a mortal again, even if all cultivation is lost, they cannot change.

This status quo.

Just like a doctor who loses all his academic qualifications and returns to elementary school again, he will not be unable to do addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, let alone pinch his fingers in a panic.

Dong Yunshu didn't ask, but looked at Li Yi quietly without leaving his eyes for a moment.

The Tao cannot be explained in words, it can only be understood with the heart.

night.

Seeing that Dong Yunshu hadn't left yet, Li Yi asked, "Are you really planning to stay the night?"

"Isn't it possible?" Dong Yunshu's eyes were as clear as ever.

The area is so large that the investigation will definitely take several days.

"..." Li Yi finally nodded and said, "Okay, but there is only one bed in my room. If you don't mind, you can sleep in mine or my parents' bed."

"I……"
To be continued...