Chapter 1,208 Please start your performance(2/2)
"They don't sell snacks here, right?" Sun Zhaocai muttered.
Just as Silly Zhu was also complaining, a woman sitting in front of her house selling children's toys suddenly spoke.
"Three brothers, do you want to come in and have a rest?"
When Yang Jun and the other three heard the words, they looked in the direction of the voice and saw that the person talking to them was a woman in her mid-twenties. The woman looked ordinary, but she had an extraordinary temperament and a pair of charming eyes.
The red phoenix eyes directly attract people's hearts and make them feel itchy.
How can I put it, this woman is a very attractive woman at first glance.
"Why don't you take a break? You're not selling snacks." Silly Zhu said in a low voice.
When the woman heard this, she was stunned for a moment, then pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Who told you that I am not a snack seller?"
After saying that, he directly picked up the cloth from the stall on the ground and pushed open the door behind him.
"I have some snacks at home, come in and have a look."
Shazhu and Sun Zhaocai looked at each other in shock when they heard this.
What are you doing as a snack seller if you don't set up a stall and hide in your home?
Even though they were honest, they could already guess what the woman's snack was at this moment.
This is Dashilan Street. It was one of the famous Eight Alleys in the Qing Dynasty. Although they have never been here, they have definitely heard of it. If their guess is correct, they have encountered a "ajar door".
Silly Zhu and Sun Zhaocai stood there stupidly, neither entering nor leaving, looking at Yang Jun with helpless eyes.
"Uncle Yang, do you still want to go in?"
Yang Jun raised his eyebrows: "Then I have to ask you. Didn't you insist on coming?"
"But I'm here to buy snacks?"
Yang Jun waved his hand and interrupted him: "What's the use of talking about this now? My pants have already been taken off. You have the nerve to leave now?"
After finishing, he added: "Still not a man?"
Hearing this, Shazhu said angrily: "I want you to go, but I won't go anyway. I will only be good to our family Zhaodi in this life."
When Sun Zhaocai heard this, he was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and screamed: "What do you mean, you are just like me, the kind of person who is always in a hurry?"
The relationship between the two is brother-in-law and brother-in-law. They cannot do this kind of thing together even to death. Even if they have that intention, they cannot admit it.
"I didn't say that. I was just expressing my attitude. As for whether you want to go in or not, it's up to you." Silly Zhu said.
"You are not that kind of person, and neither am I." Sun Zhaocai said with a smile on his face.
While they were making a noise, the woman who went in couldn't see anyone, so she went back the way she came.
"Come in, it's okay. Three of us can do it."
When the three of them heard this, they immediately blushed with embarrassment.
Yang Jun felt even more embarrassed.
I originally wanted to entertain those two guys, but unexpectedly I was brought in as well.
"Well... I'm sorry, we suddenly felt a little unwell, so we won't go in." Yang Jun said quickly.
He just wanted to entertain Sun Zhaocai and Silly Zhu. Even if they wanted to go in, he would not allow it. An elder bringing two juniors to a place like this would be nice or not. Will he want to be a human being in the future?
When the woman heard this, her eyes suddenly showed contempt.
She first looked at the calf-like bodies of Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu, and teased: "Look at these two, they are as strong as calves. Could it be that... they are not good at that, right?"
"Or do you mean you have no money?"
When Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu heard this, their faces turned red.
At this time, he said nothing.
Say that you can do it, but you don’t dare to mean it. Say that you can’t do it, but they are not.
Obviously I can do it, but I can't eat snacks.
Seeing this, Yang Jun smiled again and said: "Sister, you have misunderstood us. We are here to buy snacks...forget it."
Yang Jun also felt that it was too ridiculous for him to make up such an excuse. In that case, he himself would look down on himself.
Without saying anything, he took out a wad of bills from his pocket. It looked like there were more than a hundred dollars. He didn't even count them and stuffed them all into her.
"Sorry for disturbing you."
After saying that, he hurriedly pulled Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu away.
When the woman saw this, she was so happy that her eyes almost narrowed into slits.
She didn't do anything, didn't let herself get tired, and could easily earn so much money. She felt that she must have met a fool.
"Hey, three brothers, come back to me if you want some snacks later."
Hearing this, Yang Jun and the other two people even quickened their pace and left.
When they came to the street outside, they walked a long way before the three of them stopped.
What just happened made them very embarrassed, and even now, they all feel blushing.
After what happened just now, Yang Jun felt thirsty for no reason. He didn't know what was going on. Logically speaking, he had never seen any kind of woman, so how could he blush with a few words from a prostitute.
He thought for a while, it must be that none of his women were so bold.
At this time, there happened to be a canteen nearby. Yang Jun walked over, ordered a bottle of soda, and motioned to Sun Zhaocai to pay.
Then, the three of them found a place to sit down.
"You two are as tall as calves. Why did you fall apart at the critical moment?"
Until this time, Yang Jun still did not forget to tease them.
When Sun Zhaocai and Shazhu heard this, they both rolled their eyes.
Yang Jun is their elder and their leader, so naturally they don't dare to say things like, 'How come you're out of line?'
"Uncle Yang, we are sweethearts, not..."
"I see you didn't bring any medicine to the bar? Gah!" Yang Jun said with a bad smile.
"Yes, we just didn't bring medicinal wine. Are you satisfied?"
Sun Zhaocai thought that after saying this, Yang Jun could no longer laugh at him.
"As long as I brought medicinal wine today, no matter how high or low I am, I have to ask her for some tips... burp!"
Unexpectedly, just as he was talking, he caught a glimpse of Yang Jun holding a bottle of medicinal wine in his hand, dangling in front of him.
"Please start your performance." Yang Jun looked at the two of them teasingly.
Sun Zhaocai: "..."
Chapter completed!