Chapter 1043: Uncle’s little plan(2/4)
"That……"
The uncle was stunned for a moment, with an embarrassed look on his face.
"Except for you saying that you are not his biological child, I heard everything else."
"Hey, you're still playing this with me."
When Yang Jun heard this, he thought it was okay.
Haven't you heard all this?
The guy in his hand raised slightly.
"No, no, no, Jun'er, I am your uncle. You must not bear the reputation of being unfilial."
As he spoke, he slowly approached and pressed down the head of Yang Jun's gun.
"You also know that I am not your nephew, so this charge of unfilial piety cannot be pinned on me." Yang Jun looked at him with a teasing look on his face.
Wang Yuxian heard this and said with a straight face: "Jun'er, please don't say this again in the future."
"If you say that, wouldn't you involve your mother as well?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Yes, you are right. I was just talking nonsense. Don't believe it."
After saying that, Yang Jun thought and the two weapons in his hands disappeared.
"Huh……"
Wang Yuxian looked at him in surprise, then looked left and right to see where Yang Jun had hidden the guy.
"Okay, uncle, look at me so scared, I don't know, I thought you were so greedy for my body."
"Screw you, what are you talking about? My uncle is so old, why are you still making such nonsense?"
After saying that, he came close to Yang Jun and whispered: "Is what you just told your dad true?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he sneered in his heart.
Although his uncle tried to persuade him not to talk nonsense, he began to doubt himself in his heart.
Imagine that Yang Jun was talking to his father alone. He must have been speaking from his heart at this time, which made him doubt Yang Jun's identity.
"Uncle, believe it or not, I told my mother to go, but you dare to doubt her..."
"Okay, okay, I was just joking, why are you so serious?"
After saying that, he continued: "There is no one else here, so just tell your uncle. Why did you say that you are not the real person, and you also said that you took over your son's body? What is going on?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes.
"I'm kidding you."
"I noticed you when I came here just now, so I said those things deliberately just to make fun of you."
"Really?" Wang Yuxian looked at him with confusion.
"Fake."
Yang Jun was angry.
"Hehe, it can't be possible, it must be true."
Wang Yuxian smiled and said: "You and your father are just like the same mold. It is absolutely impossible to say that we are not biological."
Yang Jun rolled his eyes: "You know it's impossible, so why don't you say it?"
After saying that, without giving Wang Yuxian a chance to speak, he continued,
"Uncle, this ends here. If I hear any rumors outside, you will not only insult my mother, but also cause trouble for me. Don't blame me for not caring about my family."
"When the time comes, I'll kill you first, and then my cousin and his family."
Wang Yuxian: "You kid...isn't it just a joke? How could uncle talk nonsense everywhere?"
Looking at Yang Jun's eyes, Wang Yuxian didn't think Yang Jun was joking at all.
If this word really comes out from his mouth, I'm afraid Yang Jun will really kill his family.
"You know whether I can make it or not. Anyway..."
Yang Jun looked at him with a smile and said half-seriously: "Anyway, I'm not your nephew. I will kill you without even blinking an eye."
"This...this...you are talking nonsense, you are obviously my nephew."
"Ha ha."
Afterwards, the two laughed loudly.
The two of them sat on the steps and chatted for a while.
"By the way, do you want to do something about your father's seventy-third birthday?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he looked at him funny.
"Uncle, is it bad to bully me?"
He was really getting impatient after repeatedly provoking his bottom line.
"No, Jun'er, I'm serious."
Wang Yuxian said: "You want status and fame now, but it's not something you can't do."
"Besides, your mother mentioned this matter to me some time ago. She also wanted to do it, but she was afraid of causing trouble to you, so the matter has been delayed."
"It just so happens that you are here today, let's just settle the matter."
When Yang Jun heard this, his head felt heavy.
Just now, he was just being the meanest and said something casually, but he didn't expect that his uncle would actually take it seriously.
But to be honest, rural people really care about this.
If the old man was still alive, he would definitely not be able to do it. After all, it would be very unlucky for the King of Hell to invite him if he did not go away on his own.
Therefore, in order to compete with the King of Hell, I had to organize a few tables to ask the King of Hell to show his favor and let him go.
Of course, these are all superstitions.
Yang Jun doesn't believe this, but Wang Yuying cares about this.
Especially now that life is getting better and conditions are better, and she is about to turn seventy-three, so she also wants to organize this birthday for her father.
"Jun'er, if you are busy, you can leave this matter to me, and I will definitely handle it for you."
Wang Yuxian said: "Invite Feng Shui masters, invite monks and Taoist priests, hold banquets, do rituals and so on. You don't have to worry about it. Uncle, I will take care of it all for you. What do you think?"
When Yang Jun heard this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I thought this was a joke just now, but now why has it suddenly become something that must be done?
He also knew that his uncle liked to take advantage of others and wanted to get some benefits from it.
After all, cousin Huizhen still owed foreign debt, and he wanted to pay it off as soon as possible.
"Uncle, I can't make the decision on this matter. Just ask my mother. If she agrees, I'll have no problem." Yang Jun said.
"No need to ask your mother, your mother listens to me."
After finishing speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing and looked at Yang Jun a little embarrassed.
"Uncle, that's not what you meant. The main reason is that your mother also wants to do this. I have already asked for her opinion, and your mother agreed to do it."
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes inwardly.
However, there is no other way, who will let him fall in love with Voldemort's mother.
Yang Jun estimated that his uncle was the one who instigated the idea of celebrating his father's death.
"alright, you win."
Yang Jun spread his hands and said, "Tell me, how much does it cost?"
"Hey, let me do the math."
When Wang Yuxian heard this, he started to count with his fingers.
"Junzi, with your identity here, you are destined to have a big event. According to the standard of two hundred yuan for each table, we will first set up twenty tables, then count the ingredients, and ask the monks and Taoists to do the work..."
"There are all kinds of things... you can give me 10,000 yuan."
After finishing speaking, I added: "Refund the extra small amount, and I will return it to you if it is not used up."
When Yang Jun heard this, he rolled his eyes.
My uncle took him for granted.
The banquet costing 200 yuan a table was comparable to a state banquet, but the total cost of everything was 10,000 yuan.
Yang Jundou doubted whether he knew what ten thousand yuan was.
In rural areas, if you have 10,000 yuan, you can become a household worth 10,000 yuan, and you will be paraded through the streets to celebrate.
However, he also understood his uncle, and he was not short of money.
To be continued...