Chapter 57
It can only be said that the monkey group worked very hard to teach the invaders a lesson.
The peaches, loquats and other debris on the fishing net fell into no age.
But Liu Shu prepared sufficient ammunition for the teenagers.
What does it mean that the troops and horses should go ahead before they move? Liu Shu did not fight unprepared wars.
Two hundred and eighty dead steamed buns consumed hundreds of kilograms of flour. Liu Shu was anxious to make it. Seven or eight aunts made it together. They steamed it in three rounds with four or five large steamers before completing it before noon.
Although they didn't ask for wages, the materials alone cost two or three hundred yuan, which was comparable to the monkey group's scattered soldiers and scattered soldiers who went to pick fruits temporarily.
I found that my logistics troops had not transported ammunition yet, but the opponent was still throwing it very vigorously. The monkeys on the front line were so anxious that they screamed.
Finally, a clever monkey discovered the "cannonballs" thrown by the opponent scattered on the ground.
So, the clever monkey climbed down the tree and picked up the steamed buns on the ground.
Until then, Liu Shu's heart was completely let go.
Today's battle will end in full with his victory.
The secret to victory lies in those four-sided steamed buns weighing three taels.
No creature can resist the temptation of spiritual water. The water used for steamed buns is added with a little bit of rare spiritual water.
Of course, the spiritual water has been diluted to pitiful. Liu Shu is not so stupid as to cultivate a group of neighbors who are so fierce that they have to oppose him.
Therefore, the smart monkeys can't resist the soft white "cannonballs" in their hands. They usually steal food at huge risks, but now they are really in the heart of the claws, and there is also a temptation that the monkeys can't resist.
The clever monkey ate it, and the more surprising thing is still to come.
The steamed buns were also covered with a bay of liquid that made the monkey extremely intoxicated.
Just as humans have been uncontrollable after discovering the mystery of wine, many animals are actually enthusiasts of liquids that can make nerves excited.
As we all know, pigs like to eat wine lees very much, and they grow meat while having a big appetite. But in fact, monkeys are even more awesome. They even use fruits as raw materials to make their own fruit wine in tree holes. Monkey wine is not a legend, it is real.
Yes, wrapping white wine in steamed buns is Liu Shu’s real "killing" trick.
The scent of wine attracted the monkeys on the tree. In the face of the temptation that made the monkey's index fingers tremble, let's put it aside first!
It is not a big enemy of life and death. The monkeys are actually quite sure about humans who have never killed them. At least, although most of the villagers in Jiuxi Village were hit on the head by these monkeys with things, few of them were scratched and bitten by monkeys.
In fact, there is no opposition between the human and the monkey to the point where you either die or the monkey dies, although the important reason is that the monkey has the halo of the national second-class protected animals to protect it.
If it were released decades ago when the villagers who fought with the world could not even have enough food, any wild animals that appeared in their sight would be a recipe.
The monkey group stopped attacking and grabbed steamed buns and chewed them.
As the leader, although Hou Er, who was strong and bigger than an ordinary monkey, began to have hesitate and scrutinize, he could not resist the double temptation of spiritual water and fine wine. He also took one and ate it, and even had two under his armpits.
Liu Shu put the 53-degree white wine in the steamed bun. Although he was afraid that the monkey would not have enough alcohol, it would be bad if he died of drunkenness. The amount he put was not large, but the monkey did not mean to just taste it.
I am a little greedy and don’t even have to eat steamed buns. I pick them up and break them apart and take a sip of the wine before talking about it.
Some monkeys began to stagger, and their eyes were blurred and continued to look for steamed buns. Some monkeys could no longer climb the tree and simply tilted to the edge of the tree roots...
The group of teenagers more than ten meters away were stunned. It was not until then that they knew what Liu Shu wanted them to throw steamed buns and fight against the monkeys.
That's not just because you're afraid of really hurting the monkey, but if you can't beat you away, then just lie down!
At least, don't make trouble when you pick fruits.
Liu Shu thought so.
Dahan was also so happy that he couldn't do it.
"That's right! That's right!" The show was like Sun Erniang who was playing with sweat pills. If he gave him a wig, he would hold a big kitchen knife in his hand.
Everyone was waiting for the monkeys to go to bed obediently.
But there is still a miscellaneous secret.
Liu Shu actually calculated many possibilities, and even the monkey might get alcohol poisoning due to excessive drinking. He specially asked the miracle doctor Guzao to prepare sobering soup. He and Dahan carried a pot on their own, and when they saw that there was something wrong, they gave the monkey two mouthfuls.
In short, it is okay to fight wits and courage with monkeys to fight for control of Huaguo Mountain, and animal protection agencies generally don’t say anything. After all, this is not a protected area. First of all, it must be a place where humans survive, right?
But they must not hurt their lives. It is not because they are afraid of going to jail, but because Liu Shu knows that animals actually have spirituality. If they hurt them, they will hold grudges. Once they become enemies, they will really have to use their teeth and claws.
Just like Chen Zheng, the unlucky classmate of Liu Shu, he hit a crow, but was remembered by the crows. Now he is using a biological bomb to attack, but he may use his hard beak one day.
Then maybe you have to bring a stick to go out.
But Liu Shu calculated all the possibilities, but only did not calculate one thing.
That’s this person! After getting drunk, his courage is greater than usual. He doesn’t dare to say anything, or does things he dare to do. For example, some otaku confesses love to the goddess, or asks for more pocket money when he finds his wife. If he doesn’t give himself a 2 tael of wine, he feels unconfident.
And what about monkeys! It's the same.
The strong-bodied Monkey Er sipped four sips of wine in a row. A monkey face was like its butt, red, even its eyes were red, and its body began to shake.
But after this guy glanced at the crowd opposite, he actually made up his courage. He supported himself with his legs, trying to make himself look taller, swaying his body, and walked out of the woods openly.
Everyone was stunned by the sight, what did this guy want to do?
what?
Do you know if you beat the monkey? There is also that pig, the teeth are not you, and a little wild boar without teeth, urinating everywhere and occupying the territory. Do you have a public morality?
Usually, monkeys let you, but now, monkeys are not afraid of you.
Liu Shu naturally couldn't understand Hou Er's inner OS, but he quickly understood it from Hou Er's actions.
That's what the monkey thinks.
Because, Hou Er, who walked out of the woods, faced everyone's surprised eyes, and slapped the stone in his claws. The whole group smashed the farce on the forehead of the "pork belly" who was squinting his eyes and was dozing off.
Peppa Pig was a little confused.
Is it beaten? Or is it a monkey...
What are you going to beat you? What are you looking at? Monkey Er bared his teeth at Peppa Pig, waved his claws again, and another stone was hitting Peppa Pig's forehead that had already been rolled up.
Monkey, it's not false at all.
Anyway, the monkey has drunk.
Damn, it's going to be a bad thing. Liu Shu was shocked.
As the saying goes, if you don’t hit a pig in the face, how dare you hit it twice? Everyone is a protective animal, and the angry pig Peppa will not spoil the monkey.
With a "Ao!", he rushed out.
The tea tree that was gathered together could not stop an angry wild boar from charging.
The Corgi followed closely behind and bullied my little brother and could not bite you to death.
The two major guardians of the Liu Shu family went completely and were the kind that could not even be shouted.
Looking at the wild boar with two teeth baring and hitting the tea tree, it was like a small tank driving over.
Chapter completed!