A croaking scream came from the top of my head.

Standing there, watching Liu Shu take the money and send the middle-aged uncle Shi Shiran away, his face changed drastically.

"Damn it!" cursed angrily.

Without even saying hello, he turned around and ran to Baosjie, who was parked by the road.

The agile guy was like a big man who had taken that medicine, so anxious that he didn't want it, which made the hot and graceful girl around him look resentful.

Why, I'm not new so soon? Originally, Liu Shu wanted to help her with OS in her heart like this, but after seeing her instantly smelly pretty face, Liu Shu knew that it might be worse than that mood.

However, after a few seconds, Liu Shu understood.

The face must smell bad because even the car has become smelly.

As a black shadow flew through the air, a pile of bird poops with yellow and white, and a little black in the white, hitting the green car body of Baosjie with a "bang".

This is the legendary "falling objects from high altitudes"! It's really, it's too immoral.

Liu Shu silently gave the black bird a thumbs up, even if it was a crow.

Perhaps, the crow doesn't like green people very much! Liu Shu doesn't know much about the crow's behavior, so he can only find a reason like this.

But obviously, it is not the first time Mr. Chen has encountered this situation. He has even expected this result to happen. The moment he got into the car, he turned on the water spray device to clean the front glass.

With the sound of "quacking", another group of crows flew past the air.

Then, there was another dense "pop" and the car body was so green that it made people feel nervous that it was covered with black and white flowers, and some undiluted plant seeds and fish and shrimp remains.

That scene was both disgusting and weird.

"I'll go, Mr. Chen forced his mother crow to steal the crow?" Liu Shu stared at the fierce classmate who looked extremely hard to see.

If you seize love across species, no matter how fierce you are, you will probably be helpless! Liu Shu expressed his understanding.

"Xiao Ru, are you still standing there and getting fucked, hurry up and get on the bus." After a round of bombing, the tall, rich and handsome man with an embarrassing face opened a gap to the window glass and shouted at Liang Xinru who was standing there.

All the demeanor is buried in the bird's poop.

Seeing the crows turning in the air, the second round of bombing was about to be launched, "Liu Shu, contact us again." Liang Xinru, who left the scene, quickly got into the car. The Baosche engine burst out with a strong roar and drove away in a flash.

The Air Force, who were obviously paranoid about green, quickly followed.

After glanced at the vendor who seemed to suddenly realize his enlightenment, Liu Shu always felt that there was a story in it.

With the people at the bottom of the class, the vendor told Liu Shu the legend directly: "Brother! Your classmate turned out to be a legendary figure. Tsk, very legendary!"

"Tell me the point!" Liu Shu also wanted to deliver goods, so he had time to talk to him so much.

The big white goose was obviously interested in the story of her own hating a two-legged creature so much, and she stretched out her long neck and looked straight at the vendor.

The vendor who is not afraid of evil people and is afraid of evil geese. He knows that the geese are cruel and even beats people is beaten up quickly.

Although it is also heard about, Liu Shu, who had heard the legend, also knew a little clue.

That was really a ridiculous story.

It turned out that over the past few months, there has been a legend of an unlucky guy who was disliked by the crows. It is said that because the unlucky guy saw a crow falling on his car and pooped, he got angry and swept over with the fishing rod in his hand, which broke the crow's claw that was caught off guard in the comfort of China.

From then on, he ushered in his own nightmare.

No one knew that the crow was so revenge and was united to this point.

As long as he is hit by a crow living in the woods in the town, he will be able to slap him in the car wash, and at worst he will be able to attack him personally. It is said that he will not dare to go out without a stick.

This unlucky guy used to live in the hearts of people in the town, but now he finally saw the real person.

Ah! While Liu Shu was amused and crying, he began to reflect on his mentality towards the monkeys in the mountains. If we want to talk about unity and revenge, those guys are definitely not inferior to a group of birds! Can we still be convinced by virtue before we can achieve success?

Otherwise, there will definitely be a legend of unlucky children being chased by monkeys in Hudao Town in the future. He must not steal the limelight of Master Chen, so let him stay on the headlines in the town! He will always occupy the "hot search list" in the town.

It had to be a pleasant afternoon.

Liu Shu delivered the goods to the restaurant he had agreed with the middle-aged uncle, and took a goose and a dog to the bank to withdraw the 5,500 yuan he had just received.

Although it is now the Internet era and the digital economy has become the mainstream, not to mention that it is a smartphone in the city, in the countryside, it is also an uncle and an aunt carrying a QR code.

But for some elderly people over 60 years old, this modern way of paying for it by scanning seems a bit unfriendly.

It is not because I am worried about receiving only a number, but because the sense of abandonment caused by the rapid progressive era makes the elderly at a loss.

More importantly, the QR codes held by the elderly over fifty-five are basically all for their children. The money was received but the account was entered. Even if the children were not unfilial, the sense of accomplishment of getting rewards after work was invisibly weakened a lot.

Liu Shu has encountered this situation countless times in the city. The old lady selling tea eggs in front of the breakfast shop looked at the customer who was in a hurry to scan the code to pay, and smiled bitterly and wrinkled face filled with wrinkles. Liu Shu remembered it very deeply.

They are old, but they should not be separated by the times.

Liu Shu may not be able to change the general trend, but he can be himself, with an extremely simple logic.

Since he came to the town, he naturally could not say hello to the fat man. As soon as Liu Shu had this idea, the fat man was comparable to Cao Cao, so he called him.

"Ashu, have you arrived in the town? Have you met that pair of dogs and men? They are not troubled by you, right? Madan, let them wait for me, I will go there now, dare to trouble you, why don't I make a flower like this? Why is it so red and not Huang?" The fat man's series of parallel questions exploded in the microphone like a machine gun.

Liu Shu couldn't help but take the phone away and replied lazily: "Don't wait for your Director Huang to take action, the crow will help you."

"Crow?" The fat man on the other end of the phone was stunned at first, and then laughed loudly.

"Haha! If you don't say it, I almost forgot about Chen Zheng's embarrassment. He was a man who was disliked by crows."

"You are quite good at summarizing now!" Although you know that the tall, rich and handsome guy is unlucky, you just want to laugh. Liu Shu laughed with the unscrupulous fat man.

The local population of Hudao Town, plus the foreigners who come to do business and tourists from all over the country, has a population of tens of thousands, which is not much smaller than ordinary county towns.

The fat man who held down the phone only took five minutes to rush over on his small electric pedal.

"Ashu! You're so kind, come here, why do you still bring a goose? It's a pity that you have to accompany your leader tonight and you can't have dinner with you. No matter how you say it's two days late, I'll take the goose away first." The fat man who stopped the small pedal rubbed his fat paws.

"It's so fat! A Shu, why don't you bring a big iron pot by the way?" The expression of a slutty face was really a slutty height.

If his subordinates knew that Director Huang looked like this in private, they would definitely be shocked!

But indeed, this is the truest look of Fatty Huang.

The big goose looked at the fat man rubbing his hands with malicious intentions.

The Corgi shook his tail excitedly. Fatty, I like you, and I don’t accept the slut.

"Are you sure you want to eat stewed goose?" Liu Shu's expression was strange.

"Or what if it's going to be! This big meat can be roasted without stewing..." Fatty Huang looked at the big goose that was already full of fierceness and couldn't help but pause. "Hey, why does this big goose look unhappy?"

"Would you be happy if you heard you were going to be stewed?" Liu Shu sighed. "If you could run for more than fifteen seconds in a hundred meters, you might not have surpassed the man who was chased by a crow's father."

"Damn it!"

Before the big goose fluttered its wings and rushed over fiercely, the fat man turned his head wisely and ran away.

The speed is definitely not slower than when he rides the small pedal in a coquettish way...

Unfortunately, for a mutated goose, both sea, land and air are the same, but the fat man only has land.

This is destined to be an asymmetric war.

The Corgi's short tail quietly lowered, his eyes were melancholy.
Chapter completed!