Chapter Thirty-Three, the bacteria do not know the dark and the old, the crickets do not know the spring and autumn
Li Yun and Qingxuan were resting on a bluestone on this mountain.
"Actually, you really want to attack that witch, too." Qingxuan, who was standing beside him, muttered, "It's just because it's inconvenient for you to take action."
"Wow, Qingxuan, you are smart."
"I could smell the odor and stench of her body from afar. There might not be those who died directly at her hands, but many of them died indirectly at her hands." Qingxuan said indignantly: "If it weren't for the big fairy, you pressed me, I would have long been rewarded with her hooked hoofs, so that she could know why the flower was different from red."
"There are still a lot of dross like this in modern society, and the deeper the mountains and forests, the more serious it is."
Li Yun sighed.
A man is born to pass on the family line, while a woman is born to lose money.
It's the 21st century, and this logic is probably even more confusing than the ghost creature in the underworld.
Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew, and Li Yun turned around and saw a woman's phantom floating.
"Is it done?"
"Um."
The blue and white paper umbrella is no longer the image of Ye Juan's appearance as a woman, but is wearing a light yellow skirt, which is quite cute and has changed its appearance. Although it still looks like Ye Juan, it is only like three points, and the remaining seven points are cute girls.
There is less lingering grief between the eyebrows and eyes, and a hint of new agility.
I was born in your name and bear the cause and effect of your life. Now that the cause and effect have been fulfilled, I will no longer live for your name.
"Have you figured out what your name is now?"
The blue and white paper umbrella chuckled and said, "Since the great immortal has formed the cause and effect of my body, then the great immortal will name me."
"Well... Since you have blue and white patterns on your body umbrella, then you will call you blue and white from now on."
Qingxuan complained.
"The great immortal is really a genius. I guess he has been thinking about it for a long time."
Wow, Qingxuan, you are still so sarcastic!
In fact, Li Yun did think about it for a long time before he could find this guy.
"I like this one very much."
The blue and white porcelain did not hide the joy on her face. This was her new name, without any causal contamination.
Someone gave the title of Zheng, which is of great significance to spiritual objects.
People are the leader of all things. If a person gives a name, the body and spirit will go further toward people.
Li Yun smiled and said when he saw that Blue and White didn't mind.
"Well, blue and white, let's talk about the functions of your original blue and white paper umbrella."
Blue and white porcelain is originally spiritual treasure to nurture spiritual intelligence, and the original spiritual treasure naturally has its own functions.
"I am the original body of a blue and white paper umbrella, which was cast by a skilled craftsman in the late Tang Dynasty. Turning this umbrella can capture people's souls, and reversing this umbrella can transform into a ghost world."
Li Yun was a little surprised. This baby was a little amazing.
The soul of the society is transformed into a ghost and illusion.
I'm dripping with turtle.
If it is wandering in the world and comes to the hands of criminals, it will probably cause great trouble.
As a five-pointer boy, Li Yun would definitely not let such dangerous things go to the world.
"Follow me to go back to the mountain."
"Blue and white know."
Then the blue and white bodies dissipated, leaving only a blue and white paper umbrella on the spot.
Li Yun put away the blue and white paper umbrella.
"Qingxuan, I'm back to the mountain."
"Okay."
The red leaves are falling, and just as Li Yun rode the green cow and enjoyed the beautiful scenery leisurely, two people appeared in front of him.
"Brother Taoist."
It was Ye Li and Fang Bie, who seemed to have been waiting at the mountain gate for a long time.
The two of them also showed joy and thought to themselves that they finally blocked people at this door.
After all, the two of them thought that when they rode down the mountain, where was the helicopter fast?
Yes, in order to block the mountain gate, the two of them called a helicopter to pick up people and wait down the mountain.
Li Yun said lightly.
"Why are you blocking my way?"
Fang Between about to say something, Ye Li stepped forward and said, "I want to invite the Taoist priest to our department for some tea."
"Oh? Please give me a tea?" Li Yun smiled and said, "What did I do? Do you want me to give me a tea?"
"Of course not."
Ye Li is confident.
"I want to invite you to join our Antiques Investigation Bureau."
"oh?"
"Our Antique Investigation Bureau is a special state institution that specializes in investigating and containing these relics from the mythological era. As for status... it is a status of a senior official. Our peak can directly talk to you..., and the treatment is definitely a generous gift you can imagine."
Ye Li is confident and she is very confident in her invitation.
A talent like the young Taoist priest in front of him who can cause damage to phantom spirit foreign objects is definitely a need for the country.
If I can win him back, the reward for discovering talents is absolutely indispensable...
And Li Yun just smiled.
“So how generous is the treatment?”
Ye Li said without hesitation.
"Monthly salary is 50,000 yuan, five insurances and one fund, as well as housing purchase benefits, civil servants and iron rice bowls, you can imagine that the best unit is not as good as this, and there are many invisible benefits. At the same time, there are also promotion channels within, and the benefits can be even more generous."
“Are these treatments good?”
“It’s quite generous.”
However, Li Yun just smiled lightly and shook his head and refused.
“Isn’t the treatment enough?”
Ye Li was a little confused. She didn't expect that someone would refuse the treatment.
Li Yun said calmly: "Does there be a way to live in your life?"
"Haha, Taoist priest, don't make any jokes." Ye Li felt that the Taoist in front of her was making an international joke to spend time, so she also said directly: "If you join the Antiques Investigation Bureau, you can legally hold the containment."
Ye Li looked at the blue and white paper umbrella in Li Yun's hand and emphasized the word "legal".
In other words, it is illegal for Li Yun to hold a blue and white paper umbrella!
Li Yun said calmly.
"Since I am conquered by me, why not possess me?"
"These things are very dangerous and will cause huge disasters in the hands of unprofessional people. Since the Taoist priest is unwilling to join my investigation bureau, this thing should be handed over to..."
Before Ye Li finished speaking, she suddenly saw the Taoist laughing loudly in front of her, as if she knew something extremely ridiculous.
Suddenly, a loud thunder sounded.
It seemed that a god was furious, which made Ye Li and Fang Bie shocked.
"I can't tempt you, I plan to force me to force you with softness." Li Yun shook his head and said, "It's ridiculous."
Both of them felt a kind of pressure that was as powerful as heaven, which made them feel a little breathless.
"I am a free and carefree person, but I don't envy the immortals and scattered immortals. Whether you promise high officials and wealth or gold, silver and treasures, I may not be able to give you what I want."
Under the shocked eyes of the two, clouds actually emerged under the feet of the green cow, and they stepped on the air. The wind sounded loudly, as if they were sending the immortals and gods away.
The Taoist took a green ox and walked away from the clouds, leaving only a long echo in the distance.
"The morning mushrooms do not know the new moon, and the cicadas do not know the spring and autumn..."
Ye Li and Fang Bi's hearts trembled.
Could it be...
Isn’t this strange man in front of me with some special means?
But...
Chapter completed!