871 The rich is the master
"What a broken thing? Why does it taste so good! Take one side and stay away from me!"
Seeing several prisoners entering the cell with a dark bedding, Xiao Han immediately dodged and then pinched his nose as if he was being smoked and did not let go.
The prison head saw Xiao Han's appearance a little embarrassed, and bowed repeatedly and said, "My Marquis! You may be used to being rich and well-behaved in food and food, and you can't use things like us.
But why is this the best quilt in our family? When I first married my wife, I used them! Don’t worry, I just had it all sunbathed, so make sure it’s warm!”
"But this... is too..."
After hearing the prison head's explanation, Xiao Han finally put down his hand that was pinching his nose, but he, who was a slight obsession with cleanliness, felt goosebumps all over his body when he looked at the bedding!
If you want to let him sleep with such a thing, I guess you will feel distressed for a long time if you touch it!
"Hey! Where is this? You are picky! You don't want it, I want it! Really, some sleep is good. When fighting, put on a straw mat on the yellow soil and don't sleep as usual?"
Just as Xiao Han was still hesitating, Cheng Yaojin, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly woke up, shaking over, grabbed the quilt and hugged it in the air, and then he fell on it with a "thump". As soon as he rolled left and right, the quilt turned into a silkworm cocoon, wrapped so tightly!
"I'll go, old Cheng, you bastard! Give me some, I'm not afraid of strangling to death by taking up such a large bed by myself?" Liu Hong basically didn't want this quilt, but when he saw Cheng Yaojin eating alone, he immediately refused. He walked over and grabbed a corner and pulled it hard!
Cheng Yaojin was pulled on the ground like a big bug, but he just didn't let go: "No! I got this first! There are mattresses over there, why don't you get those?"
"Those are too thin, I'll be optimistic about your bed!"
"Bah! I won't give it to you, look at my feet!"
"Oh, donkey kicks? Go and your uncle! Brothers, come up and grab it together!"
Seeing that these bears could make the entire cell dust roll for a quilt or a disgusting quilt.
Xiao Han was speechless, so he carefully avoided an ugly boot and kept retreating while covering his mouth and nose!
Fists and feet are not eye-catching. If you hurt this by accident, it is really not a joke.
"Mr. Marquis, you seem to be out..."
The prison head who was delivering the bedding looked at Xiao Han who was standing outside the prison door with him in black lines.
I thought to myself: Is this man too unfair to treat himself as an outsider? After all, this is also the prison of Chang'an County, not the Yihong Courtyard of Chang'an County! Why did he come out after he said it?
"I understand! It's okay, I can't run, I'll go in later!"
However, Xiao Han was indifferent to this. He glanced at the black-faced prison head and threw out two golden leaves casually: "I'm thirsty, go and get some water for me. It's clean. The kind that boils, don't have cold water!"
If you want to say what is the best in this world, then you don’t need to ask, it’s definitely money!
The prison head, who was already sad, saw the golden and orange leaves, and his face looked like a magic trick, and the sun shone brightly in an instant!
"Okay! Liuzi? Go, get water for the marquis, ask for boiling water, brush the cup three times, and then bring it up after it is hot!
Lao Ma, Lao Ma! Are you dead? If you are not dead, hurry up and go to the door to let the wind out.
And you, go and bring my stool to the Marquis! Bah, why don’t you have any strength? How do I teach you usually!”
After a while of people slumping, Xiao Han finally sat comfortably on the Grand Master's chair under the servitude of a group of people, crossed his legs and drank tea...
If you don’t look at the dim surroundings, no one would have thought that this would be the treatment of a prisoner.
"Mr. Marquis, it's almost dark outside. What do you want to eat at night?" When he said this, the flattery on the prison head's face almost overflowed!
The person in front of me is not the marquis? He is obviously a god or a god of wealth. He is extraordinary even if he farts!
Two golden leaves are taken at one move! I used to be in this prison, even if I was dying and punished those poor people, I would not make so much in a year...
"What to eat?" Xiao Han put down the teacup leisurely, tilted his head and thought for a while, and suddenly asked, "Let's not talk about the food for now. Let me ask you first. Your Majesty just locked us here. Is there anyone who can't say that you can't visit?"
"No! There is absolutely nothing!"
When the prisoner heard Xiao Han ask about this, he immediately shook his head like a Husky.
"Your Majesty was so angry today. When the anger faded, you will definitely release all the adults. How can you really be treated as a prisoner!"
"Oh, that's how?" Xiao Han nodded slowly, then looked at Cheng Yaojin and the others who had died of sleeping in the prison, and whispered to the prison:
"This way, I won't need anything to eat. The main reason is that I really can't use your bedding! In this way, go to Dongshi, find a shop in "Hanyuexuan", report my name, and ask them to send more quilts."
"This makes people send something in..."
I thought in my heart that you were in jail or was the prison leader on vacation just a little hesitation rose on his face, and suddenly I felt his palm sinking again. When I looked down, the golden light almost blinded his dog's eyes...
"Ao! No problem! Master Hou, please wait, we are close to Dongshi! Half an hour, no, in an incense stick, I will send you my words!"
Holding the golden leaves in his hand tightly, the red-eyed prison head pulled up onions on dry land and rushed up. After throwing this sentence, he hurriedly ran out!
It seems that the saying that having money can make the devil push me is indeed a universal truth.
Prisons have not been a good place since ancient times.
Looking at his own room, known as the largest and best cell in the entire Chang'an County prison, Xiao Han was left with only sighs.
This is also called the best? Even their woodshed house is not as good as that. In just this time, several huge mice ran past the wall.
There was another bravest one who actually came to Luo Wen's head and sniffed for a long time, and finally got caught by Xiao Han and then ran away.
Liu Hongji, Cheng Yaojin and others looked really sleepy.
That's right, I spent a night at Xiao Han's house last night, and today I did another "helpful activity" that was so exhausting. No matter how lively people are, they should be tired.
Sitting on the chair with his errands, Xiao Han, whose two eyelids were heavy, began to take a nap all the time. As a result, just as he was about to fall asleep, the prison door outside suddenly opened.
(Some people say that gold and silver were not used as circulating currency during the Sui and Tang Dynasties, which is correct.
Chapter completed!