2204 Pretending?(2/2)
Just a little bit away, just a little bit away, he was about to take off his official uniform and travel around the world with his whole family!
With the little money he has saved, and if he loses his status as an official, those roast chickens, roast ducks, and pork knuckles will probably be gone for the rest of his life.
"you……"
The excited fat county magistrate was trembling all over, and Xiao Han's body was also shaking. Xiao Han, who was already weak, felt a burning pain in his chest again, which made him almost breathless.
All he could do was grit his teeth and shout, "Let me go!"
"Ah? Oh!!"
Hearing this low roar, the fat county magistrate, who was crying with joy, finally reacted!
His body froze first, and then he quickly laid Xiao Han flat on the ground, then turned around and shouted at the others, "Mr. Zhong! Where is the doctor! Where did he die!"
"In the……"
As soon as the fat county magistrate finished speaking, a little old man carrying excrement juice hurriedly ran over. The stench that followed almost made Xiao Han faint again after he just woke up.
"Throw it away, throw it away!" The fat county magistrate, who also smelled the stench, was almost stunned by the little boy.
The old man was so angry that he didn't care about anything else and jumped up from the ground with a loud scream.
"Uh, okay! Okay!"
When the little old man saw this, he finally reacted and quickly threw the dung bucket in his hand to the city. Regardless of the screams coming from the city, he wiped his hands on his clothes casually and trotted to Xiao Han.
forward.
"you you!"
However, although the excrement bucket was lost, the disgusting smell did not dissipate. Xiao Han rolled his eyes and wanted to tell this bastard to get away.
But at this time, he was really weak! In addition, he didn't dare to take a big breath for fear of fainting, so in the end he had to close his eyes and let the little old man explore his body bit by bit.
Come on.
"Huh? Weird! Weird!"
Stretching out his thin fingers, the little old man groped Xiao Han's chest for a while, and then saw his brows suddenly knit together!
"What's weird!"
The fat county magistrate was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot at this time, but he didn't dare to ask loudly, so he could only follow behind anxiously and whispered, "What's weird?"
"Oh? Your Majesty, you are so polite!"
Hearing the fat county magistrate's question, the little old man squatting on the ground quickly gave a flattering smile and then stood up to salute.
"Don't worry about these lies!"
The fat county magistrate was going crazy with anxiety at this time. Why did he care about those false courtesy? Seeing that the little old man was about to get up, he immediately reached out and pushed him down, and asked anxiously next to him, "Just tell me, is it okay, Mr. Marquis?"
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"Master Hou..." The little old man was interrupted from his salute by the fat county magistrate. He was a little flattered and replied at a loss, "Master Hou, he seems to be fine! Because the arrow didn't seem to hurt Mr. Hou."
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"What do you mean, the Marquis is not injured?" When the fat county magistrate heard this, he almost pulled his beard off!
His first reaction was that Xiao Han was pretending to be dead! But the next second, he shook this ridiculous thought out of his mind.
Not to mention that there is no need for Xiao Han to pretend to be dead. Even if he is mentally ill and wants to fool himself by pretending to be dead, such a long arrow can't fool anyone, can it?
In addition, looking at his half-dead state now, and the fact that he was unconscious for so long just now!
Can you tell me he's not hurt?
If you tell me this damn thing, you won’t even believe it!
"Ahem, it's not that I wasn't injured, it's that I wasn't shot!"
Seeing that the county magistrate's eyes were as big as copper bells, the little old man quickly waved his hand and explained in a low voice, "Just now, the little old man touched Master Hou's chest and found that there was no bleeding at all. This means that
The arrow did not penetrate the Marquis' body at all!"
"No bleeding?"
It wasn't until he heard these words that the fat county magistrate, who was a little confused, suddenly reacted!
Although he didn't see many arrow wounds, even if he had never eaten pork, he should have seen pigs running away?
On weekdays, even if you are pricked by a needle, you should bleed some, right?
But now there is such a bright long arrow stuck in Xiao Han's chest, but the clothes on his chest are clean! Not to mention bleeding, there is not even a blood mark! No matter how you look at it, it does not conform to common sense.
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"Could it be that, as the legend says, this Xiaohou is a god from heaven who descended to earth, so he is invulnerable?"
Chapter completed!