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Chapter 12 Begonia

Finally, I lived a life of eating and waiting for death, and I slept until I woke up naturally every day. After eating, I brought a group of minions all over the world. This is not a life for people, but a life for gods.

The stainless steel tooth cylinder was filled with pure mountain spring water, and a small strip of toothpaste lay on the toothbrush like a lying silkworm. Yun Xiao felt very proud of the future queen of the Han Dynasty. He could not tell that the yellow-haired girl in front of him would grow into a beautiful and beautiful figure who could make Liu Xiaozhu miss the queen. It seems that this change can only be described as the eighteen changes of the girl.

Hay exchanged for corn, this policy of benefiting the people was implemented in the tsunami of the farmers' cheers, and at the same time it also brought great reputation to the new owner. Apart from the Royal Horses in the Royal Horse Prison, there was no objection.

Almost all the farms are levying heavy taxes, and the owners will set out ridiculous rents, and then the thugs will rush up to take away the food of the farmhousers. The poor farmhousers can only spend this year half hungry and half full.

Yun Xiao walked on the village, and the door of the village spontaneously walked out of the thatched hut to bow. It was not out of awe, but out of love.

The horses were disdainful to pick the hay of crotons. The horses fought on a collective hunger strike against the decline in food standards.

Not eating proves that you are not hungry. Yun Xiao’s way is to let these lazy guys exercise. He took the Cang brothers and rode the tall Xiongnu horses behind him, and any lazy guys were just a whip. The Xiongnu horse seemed to look down on these noble guys and often kicked and bit them. The unruly horse was quiet in front of the Xiongnu horses, as quiet as quails.

Maybe it was because I felt that Yun Xiao was too fierce, or after a lot of exercise, I felt that the hunger strike was meaningless, but the horses did not get along with their stomachs. I ate the big hay with my belly and didn't have diarrhea.

The only thing I was dissatisfied with during this period was that my bed was sore and my back hurt every day when I woke up. Yun Xiao was very curious about what was so hard that it was like a stone slab. When I lifted the felt, it was really a stone slab.

Renovation must be transformed.

He took out a ballpoint pen and drew a sketch. He called the housekeeper to do carpenter work, so he began Yun Xiao's sleep transformation plan.

After wasting as much wood as a hill, Yun Xiao finally had a bed that satisfies him. Simmons couldn't get anything that was so amazing. However, there was no problem with using dried hay to make tatami. It was wrapped with a layer of burlap on it and then laid with felt on it, so the quality of sleeping was unprecedentedly improved.

The rooms of the people were all covered with kangs. The servants from the Jiaofangs were very excited about being able to sleep in a warm place, and praised the kindness of the head of the family.

Everyone around him was happy, and Yun Xiao felt like she had arrived in a paradise. When the spring girl lifted her mysterious veil, the whole Lishan Mountain seemed to have come alive in one day. The blooming wild flowers attracted a large group of bees, and the tinkling springs resounded throughout the mountain stream. The singing of insects and birds filled every corner. Xiaobai enjoyed playing every day. At night, he was often tired and lying on Yun Xiao's belly like a dead dog.

The feeling of uneasiness finally became a reality.

Canglan was attacked by a hornet while defecating in the wild. The wasps in Mount Li are very venomous. When Yun Xiao saw Canglan, the guy's head was swollen like a pig's head. It was covered with shiny blisters.

There were some yellow things on his body. After Wei Qing tasted them, he confirmed that it was not feces. Yun Xiao also tasted them, and the sweetness seemed to be honey.

This guy is drooling now and is still speechless and can’t ask.

Let people use alkali for dough and use warm water to evenly use warm water. Carefully use tweezers to clamp out the stinger on the wound one by one. The alkaline water has a very good effect on the toxins of the wasp. Canglan soon stopped humming and fainted.

Three days later, the unlucky guy regained his speaking function, but judging from his injuries, his handsome face might be ruined.

According to Canglan, he was hit by a huge hive and was like this. And he clearly saw a figure leaving quickly, and he was very blurred because he was attacked by a hornet at the time.

That's right. Wasps generally do not sting people, even hornets with violent personality are no exception. After each hornet stings, a piece of intestine will flow out of the body with the needle. The stinging hornets won't last long, so they will attack you only when the hornet is sure that you threaten it.

When the three Cang brothers saw their nephew's appearance, they gritted their teeth and claimed to grab the murderer and tear them apart.

Yun Xiao thought for a long time, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face. He found the goshawk and whispered a few words.

The dark night covered the sky like a pot lid, and the people who had been tired all day fell asleep. The servants of the clouds fell asleep after working for the day. A black shadow crossed the courtyard wall and quietly rushed to the roof, quickly looking for something.

Finally found the target, a young man was sleeping on the couch, sleeping very hard.

The monkey climbed up to the rafters, and the tentacles were a little sticky. At this time, Canghu, who was patrolling the night, walked over with a knife, and the man in black hurriedly leaned down and lay his whole body on the beam. He followed all the way from Chang'an, knowing that Canghu was not easy to mess with.

Cang Hu went into the house for a while and asked the young man to take a look at the quilt. Obviously, Cang Hu was very concerned about the young man. Cang Hu sat by the bed for a while, muttering something in a low voice. Then he picked up the knife and went out to patrol the night.

When Canghu walked away, the man in black wanted to slide down the rafters. But his body moved and did not move. Only then did she pay attention to the sweet smell coming from her nose.

The man in black was shocked and began to struggle. Soon she found that she was tightly touched on the beam of the house and could not move. I wonder what was smeared on the beam of the house, but it was so tight that she felt that her body had become one with the beam of the house.

"Don't struggle. Even if you want to escape naked, you have to cut off your hands. Fish glue, a little vinegar, and wild honey in the mountains, are the best natural adhesives. The sweet honey smell completely covers up the fishy smell of fish glue, leaving you without any precautions. How about it? Unless you run with this beam, don't think about moving a little."

The young man on the bed sat up and looked at Fang Liang and said. His eyes were shining in the dark night.

"Do you know I'm coming? Who are you?" Shengyin sounds nice, it can be seen that the man in black turned out to be a woman.

"I have never offended anyone in this world, except for a beautiful bandit who wants to rob me. The one who charges that time is Canglan. How could I guess that the one who designed Canglan is a beautiful woman? It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that you made my guard like this. He owed his father a great favor, how did you ask me to meet an old friend?"

"You are that marquis, very smart. I didn't kill you because you have a little conscience to the people. I didn't expect that I would say what you want today."

"Let's talk about what I want, should we know each other? My name is Yun Xiao and the title of Yun Hou. No matter what you call me, I will do it. I dare to ask the girl's surname."

"Why should I tell you?"

"Your attitude towards conversation is not good. Since this is the case, I have to stop our conversation. I am anxious to pee, so it's convenient to go out first. Do you feel your skin is tight now? This is the reason why honey seeps into your skin. Soon your skin will be stuck on the beams. Fish glue will cause allergies in your skin, and then rashes will appear everywhere on your body.

You will be unbearable, but your hands are still stuck on the beams. You can't scratch them."

The woman's face on the beam of the room had turned pale, and the voice "let me down" was already trembling.

"I haven't finished talking yet, you don't have to worry. This symptom will disappear automatically in two or three hours. Because at that time your skin is already solid and clumpy. Your body will be covered with lumps of meat balls, and it will never disappear. It's a pity for your peerless face."

Yun Xiao said with some regret.

The woman on the beam of the room was shocked and began to struggle hard, but it did not work at all.

"Let me down." A crying voice appeared in the voice, his tone was threatening but it sounded more like a pleading.

"You want to continue the conversation, so I will introduce myself to my name Yun Xiao, you can call me Yun Hou."

"Haitang, my name is Haitang." The woman on the beam of the house cried.

"Haitang, a very good name. Now let's talk about why you have to deal with Canglan like this."

"He cut off the sword passed down from my family. This is a weapon passed down from my family for more than ten generations. My father gave it to me when he was dying. So he must die."

It is really difficult to understand women, especially ancient women. Yun Xiao thinks that it should be a different topic.

"How do you plan to compensate him if you make him look like this?"

"How do you think you're paying?"

"It's easy to deal with. I'm afraid he won't find a wife in the future. If you marry him as a wife, there will be no problem. Hello, I, everyone will celebrate the New Year, what do you think?"

"You're delusional."

"Then you stay there, and I'll get you down when you're full of bumps. He disfigured you and you disfigured it, which is fair."

"you……"

"I'm sorry, I'm urged to go out to pee."

"You villain who makes you fool, have the ability to let me go and make a fair duel."

Damn, this is the Han Dynasty and not the western United States. The cowboy style is not suitable for this place.

"You are dissatisfied. I'll let you go. What if you fight Canglan, I won't force you to stay. If you lose, you will marry him. How about fair and reasonable?"

The woman on the beam was obviously thinking. After a long time, the woman bit her teeth and said, "Okay, I promise you."

"That's right, someone will let you down soon. I'll suffocate me to death."

Yun Xiao ran out, and soon the goshawk walked in with a huge wooden barrel. He climbed up the beam lightly, pulled the wooden barrel with a rope, and fell on Haitang's body.

The warm alkaline water flows on the body of Haitang, and the acid and alkali are quickly neutralized. The sticky things on the body of Haitang begin to be hard, and Haitang struggles to shake off the lumps on its body.
Chapter completed!
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