012 [Are you a dragon]
"Are you sure the question is that no one has discovered the identity of the fox demon?"
Fearing that he had read it wrong or misunderstood the meaning, Yang Fan looked carefully at the little landlord who was obviously a little impatient.
"Hey! You really understand!" Su Sujie's pretty face showed a hint of surprise. She really didn't expect Yang Fan to understand the question. She originally thought that Yang Fan was bragging and said she understood it. She was about to translate it for him. After looking at the dictionary placed aside on the table, she couldn't help but curiously said, "Have you really finished reading the dictionary?"
"I've finished reading it, I've finished reading all 105 pages."
"Did you understand?"
"I understand it, you are a dictionary, of course I can understand it."
"Then I really underestimate you, a graduate student."
Su Suying took out her phone and glanced at her. It was almost an hour before Yang Fan came over. She read all the dictionary of more than 100 pages in such a short time without anyone teaching her and understood her. She couldn't help but look up at Yang Fan.
"What's the difficulty? When I was reviewing the college entrance examination, I finished the Huanggang question bank in one night..."
Yang Fan, who was boasting about his experience in the college entrance examination, was stunned for a moment, then shook his head suddenly and stared at the thick dictionary with his eyes tightly. Yes, why did I finish reading this dictionary so quickly, and all the meanings of those strange words were still in my mind?
You know, this is not memorizing textbooks or reciting English dictionary. In addition to Chinese characters, the text on it also has a lot of strange alternative words. Even if it is given to a linguist, it will probably take a long time to record the strange words of the corresponding Chinese characters.
It seemed that it only took me more than an hour to write them all down. Could it be that I am really a genius who "can't forget everything"?
Su Suying seemed to be tired of Yang Fan's bragging, and waved her hand and said disdainfully: "Okay, okay, don't brag about you from the college entrance examination back then. Didn't you scored more than 600 points and got a graduate student, and now you are a temporary worker at a national research institute?"
"I'm not a temporary worker anymore! I've been promoted to a regular worker this morning, okay." Yang Fan quickly retorted. He is not an optional temporary worker now, and the man has been promoted to a regular worker this morning.
Su Sujie sneered at the corner of her mouth, "Yeah, I've been reborn. It seems that I can't call you a temporary worker again in the future."
Seeing this smile, Yang Fan rolled his eyes and was not angry. After two months, he had long been accustomed to this girl's arrogant and spoiled temperament.
"Your question is...how did your teacher ask for answers?"
"No, I just said that I would write down a reasonable reason and plan, and I cannot destroy the harmonious society where the shemale and monsters live. Are you talking about this teacher? Why don't you find someone to be a fox monster? Of course, I'm trying to kill the other party. Only dead people can keep the secret forever."
Su Suying's eyes suddenly became sharp.
Looking at the little landlord with a fierce and slutty little landlord, Yang Fan felt a little funny. This was the first time he saw the little landlord like this, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of being caught again and sarcastic.
I looked back at the question, "How to avoid being discovered by humans as a fox demon". This question seems to be a question-and-answer question, but in fact it is an anti-question. The meaning of the meaning is that what should I do if I am discovered?
Yang Fan frowned and thought carefully about how to be a fox monster in modern scientific society, or some other monster, and humans discovered their identity as a monster. The best way is to be as the little landlord said, because only in this way can we protect ourselves best.
However, according to the tip given by the little landlord, it is impossible to destroy the harmonious society where the shemale and monsters coexist. This means that the problem of the middle school is structured in a world where the shemale and monsters coexist. However, for some reasons, humans have not discovered the existence of monsters, or have discovered it, but only the highest level knows it.
Thinking of the novels, animations, and movies I had read, Yang Fan closed his eyes and pondered for a long time, and suddenly remembered something that happened when he was a child, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
The little landlord pouted and said angrily: "Why are you laughing at? Why don't you think about how to do the questions?"
"No, nothing, I just remembered something."
Seeing Yang Fan still giggling, it aroused the curiosity of the little landlord, "What's the matter? Let's hear it."
"Nothing, it's just that when I was a child, I liked to play computer games. One evening, my mother called me for dinner. I was very focused on playing games, but I didn't hear it. Later, my mother ran over from the kitchen and grabbed my ear and said: Are you a dragon, is it a dragon, is it a dragon! I said: I'm not a dragon, is it a dragon!"
Su Su: "..."
"Are you sure you're telling a joke?"
The little landlord didn't understand what was funny about this.
"Haha, nothing."
Seeing that the little landlord couldn't hear his homophonic meme, Yang Fan giggled: "This question is easy to solve. How to use the best way to avoid humans from discovering that you are a fox demon. You can do this. If someone discovers your identity and runs over and asks if you are a vixen, you pretend to be shy and cover your face and say: Oh, you hate it so much. This is the first time I have heard someone praise me like this."
The little landlord was stunned, then heard what was meant by this and couldn't help laughing.
"Haha...you...you just said deaf, isn't it the dragon of the divine dragon? I said why did you laugh just now? That's what happened, haha, this is good, this is good."
As he smiled, Su Sujie's face suddenly changed and she turned her head and looked at Yang Fan and said, "Hurry! Go out quickly! My grandma is back."
"Ah! OK."
Looking at the little landlord who suddenly changed his face, Yang Fan was stunned for a moment and turned around and left. Before he could even take off his slippers, he ran to the door to open the door, picked up the shoes on the ground, and ran towards his room.
When he went down the stairs, he was thinking what to do if he met Grandma Su, but until he returned to the rental house, he didn't see Grandma Su's shadow. He thought to himself that this little landlord would be fooling him, right?
never mind.
I didn't think about it so much, so I took a shower and went to bed to play with my phone. It was rare to get off work early today. I delayed so long upstairs. It's almost eight o'clock now, so I'd better hurry up and watch the TV series I haven't finished watching last time.
After taking off his clothes, Yang Fan entered the bathroom, rinsed it quickly, washed the dirty clothes casually, and wrung them out and hung them on the balcony.
In summer, I stayed in the office all the time, and there was no dirt on my clothes, mostly the smell of sweat, so I just rub it with washing powder.
...
upstairs.
Grandma Su opened the door and walked into the entrance hall. She smelled a familiar smell in the room and frowned. When she entered the room, she found that her granddaughter was lying on the coffee table to do her homework. After thinking about it, she didn't ask, but she smiled on her face and said, "Good granddaughter, are you doing her homework?"
"Yeah, yeah."
Su Suying smiled brightly and said, "The teacher assigned a lot of homework. I am very obedient, but I didn't watch TV."
"Okay, I believe in my good granddaughter." Grandma Su walked over lovingly, touched her granddaughter's little head, took out fresh strawberries from the plastic bag she brought back and said, "Look at what grandma has bought for you?"
Seeing the red fruit, Su Suying's eyes lit up: "Wow, strawberries!"
"I'll go wash it for you, and I'll eat it after finishing my homework later."
"Thank you grandma."
Chapter completed!