.1.Hina

In the morning, Hinata was preparing breakfast, but suddenly she couldn't help but cough and vomited...

Naruto came over: "What? Hinata, doesn't it matter... Could it be the old wound left by Neji..."

"No, that's going to be better"

“That’s…”

Hinata suddenly threw herself into Naruto's arms and acted coquettishly, blushing cutely, and said to Naruto softly:

"You're going to be a dad..."

After a few seconds of silence, Naruto hugged Hinata tightly:

"That's great! I'm so happy... Ah, by the way, Hinata, roll our eyes and see if we are kids or girls?"

"I've seen it. I'm a kid, and I'll definitely be as handsome as you in the future..."

"I will definitely become a man from Naruto in the future!..." Naruto took the conversation.

"Just..." Hinata said softly.

"What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Naruto said.

"No, it's nothing, it's just that our children... have 9 tails..."

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2. Sakura

"Sasui Jun, you... haven't you noticed that I really like to eat sour things recently?"

"ah"

"You care more about me! Don't just think about your broken marleidoscope Sharingan all day long..."

"Sorry...what did you say just now?"

"Shannaro! How can you still be like this when you are going to be a father?!"

"Ah, is that right...Don't be angry, it's not good to the child!"

Sakura: "You use your Sharingan to see if we are our son or daughter..."

"This...is probably impossible to say..."

"What a useless Sharingan... I've invited Hinata to see it. It's a girl, and she will definitely be as beautiful as me in the future!"

"And there is a pair of Sharingans..." Sakura said proudly

"The Sharingan is a sign that cannot be reflected when I was a child..." Sasuke whispered from behind.

“…”

"Sakura, you didn't do anything wrong outside, you deliberately lied to me..."

"No...no...it's just that I got drunk with Xiao Li that day, and later..."

"I want to kill this evil seed! Look at the trick!"

"No, I saw Hinata after vomiting several times that day..."

...Speechless... Sasuke was looking forward to becoming a third-class citizen on the day...

3. Every day

"Every day, you are pregnant, are you?" said Neji.

"Ah, it's worthy of being Neji! He's so considerate!" Every day, happy...

"And it's a kid, I have such a roll of eyes like me!"

"Neji, you...can you see through it with your eyes?"

"Yes." Neji said proudly. "Our Hyuga clan rolls its eyes through everything..."

I was speechless every day, tears began to fill the corners of my eyes, and Neji, who had a 360-degree vision, went over to comfort me:

"What's wrong?"

"I only understood!" Tiantian was both aggrieved and angry, "No wonder you reacted when you saw a woman outside. You were so weak with me,

It turns out that you have been rolling your eyes, and I saw that I had seen enough before marriage, right?" Every day, I started crying...

Neji:

But even so, he comforted Tiantian and said, "That's why you and me are separated into a group. Your destiny is to be seen by me. Marrying me is also considered fate... Okay, stop crying, it's not good for our children."

Wipe away tears every day and snuggle back in Neji's arms.

At this time, Neji thought to himself: Naruto once said that when he becomes the Naruto queen, he will change the Hinaga family. Now he is the son-in-law of the Hinaga family again. He will not break his promise, so that my child will not have to be cursed...

4.Temari

"I'm back..." Shikamaru said without any energy.

Temari was at the door: "You only know how to play chess with Sarutobi all day long, so don't care about family affairs?" "You don't care about such a big thing at home!"

"What's wrong?"

"You are almost daddy, is it okay to be a housekeeper?"

"Really?!"

"Yes!" Temari's stunning and shy smile appeared, fascinating all Temari fans!

Temari continued, "You have to take good care of me when I am pregnant. You have to come for three meals a day. You have to take on all the work like sweeping the floor and washing clothes. Don't always go out to play chess in the future. You can talk to me at home more often...?!" Temari saw Shikamaru put his hands in front of him and thought...

"What are you thinking?" Temari asked.

"You go and watch chess. This is also considered prenatal education. The child's intelligence will be very good in the future. Besides, you should do more sports to enhance the child's physical fitness. When you really can't move, I will use shadow imitation to help you..."

"Are you considering me? Don't you care about me at all? It seems that you won't stop if you don't mess with me to death! Look at it! Itachi Lian's technique!"

Itachi's 100th-distance art directly beat Shikamaru to the statue of the sixth-generation Naruto - Naruto

"55555555555………………… I envy you, Naruto, have such a good wife..."

At this time, a memory appeared in front of Shikamaru: "Only my wife is very powerful, don't learn from me." My father's teachings...

It seems that although I haven't married a wife who is neither beautiful nor ugly, I think I'm sure I die in front of my wife...

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There is no doubt that Kai is the strongest person in Naruto. You can see that Kai has not only never lost, but has not even suffered a small loss. It shows how powerful he is! Let's recall Kai's several attempts:

The first time: In the Zhongren Exam Competition, Xiao Li was killed by my yellow sand. At the critical moment, Kairuo came down from the sky. With one move, he "waves five strings" and was grand. Even the ancestor of Wudang Sanfeng praised him. It was really better than any move. In an understatement, the fierce yellow sand smoke disappeared, but it scared me. I muttered a few words in disappointment, and quickly retreated to my original position to suppress my shock.

The second time: In the hospital ward, Xiao Li, Shikamaru and Naruto were in danger. The yellow sand of my life was powerful again, and Kai appeared in time again. A "light Luo small fan" made Emei Miejue Master feel ashamed of himself. My yellow sand of my son scattered all over the ground again. This time, I learned my lesson and immediately ran away dejectedly. Before leaving, I felt so embarrassed, so I said "I will definitely kill you" on the inside, and finally found a way for myself.

The third time: During the melee in the Zhongnin exam, Kai was even more majestic, like Qiao Feng’s rebirth, punching the left and right sand nin, kicking the front and back Yinnin, solving two or three in one move. Although there was a little color on his face, it was also to protect the stupid brother Kakashi, which added a bit of heroism.

The fourth time: Just as Itachi and the Ghost Dragon are powerful, Kakashi is seriously injured. Asma and Hong are so scared that they dare not open their eyes. In the midst of danger, it is Kai again! Kick the Ghost Dragon kicked seven or eight feet out with one kick. The Ghost Dragon was angry and wanted to arouse Itachi to find face for him, but it was not known that Itachi also retreated with difficulties. Thirty-six strategies are the best. It was a hero that was scared by the soul and monsters and the little ghosts.

The fifth time: In the inn, Jiraiya forced Itachi and the Ghost Dragon into a desperate situation with one move. Itachi used all his strength to take out his unique skills at the bottom of the box and escaped by luck. Unexpectedly, Jiraiya was kicked by Kai in less than two minutes and was so blue that his nose and face were swollen and in a mess. It can be seen that even though the famous Sannin met Kai, he could only admit that he was unlucky.

I really don’t know who will be beaten under Kai’s iron fist? Could it be Xiao?

The most important thing is: The one with only one word in the name of Naruto is the strongest person

It seems that the one who can deal with Xiao’s strange eyes must be Kai’s flashing teeth!

It is: the body is lifted and removed like lightning, and the eight gates are fully opened to the world and the world is shocked

Du Fu, a great poet of the Tang Dynasty, had a poem, which describes Kai's physical skills:

There was a hero named Kai, who showed his fists and feet.

It is like the scenery of the mountains, and the world is long and low

Come like thunder and furious, stop like the clear light of the river and sea

Then the second strongest person is...

The second strongest person in Naruto is the designer of the roof that Orochimaru stood in the final battle with the third generation. Because the roof is so strong, the water, fire and troubled for a long time, it was also pressed onto a high mountain rock and a large forest, and there was not even a hole. It was so great that it was definitely not a tofu project, haha.........

The three most disappointing tricks:

Dance of the Sun and the Moon

This mysterious and beautiful name makes people think it is the ultimate trick of x-level. Unexpectedly, like its owner, Moonlight, it is all unhelpful. With one knife, it only cuts out a layer of oily skin, but it seems to be cut into a stone and cannot be pulled out. The originally cool Moonlight is tragically killed. Therefore, it can win the Best Oscar "Not Consistent" with its owner.

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Poor Xiao Li uses it every time he hurts himself, but Xiao Li still firmly regards it as his last move... May our cute Xiao Li learn new tricks as soon as possible and don't torture himself anymore. He is not a terrorist, so why bother to commit suicide attacks every time

The palm of the nth power of hexagram 2

Obviously, it was the Bagua Palm of Qu Lingfeng from Taohua Island that evolved from the Sky Palm. In Li Mochou's words, it was "slashing out the palms, and the palms fell into nothing". Every time he used this move, the opponent could not only stand up, but also be stronger than before, and he was dizzy! Never use this move again, it would be equivalent to giving the enemy a massage...

The most disappointing guy

Light and wind
To be continued...