A pig wears Hokage
.One night, in a middle school dormitory, a pig slept very hard, and suddenly a pig that had always been asleep until naturally woke up was woken up.
"Which bastard woke me up? Do you know what time it is?" A pig cursed with his sleepy eyes. God knows how sleepy he is now. "Forget it, I'll settle the score with you tomorrow. Now I'm going to sleep. Don't wake me up even if it's on fire." After that, a pig who couldn't resist the sleepiness fell down again, leaving only a person with a black thread beside him.
"Are you wrong? You dead pig, get up quickly." A beautiful woman who didn't know how to get into the boy's dormitory shouted without any image. She couldn't blame her. Anyone who took two hours to wake up a dead pig but fell asleep again without giving him face. You will be crazy.
"I said you have had enough quarrels and let people sleep? Do you know what time it is now? Let people sleep? Don't think you are a beauty and I dare not hit you." After a beautiful woman worked hard for an hour, a pig was finally woken up again.
"You are finally willing to get up, dead pig, do you know that it took me more than three hours to wake you up? We are all late. Now follow me quickly. Your time is up." After saying that, a beautiful woman, regardless of whether the pig understood it, took his hand and passed through the wall and left the dormitory.
While a beautiful woman was passing through the wall, our nerves were simply beyond the reach of an ordinary pig, and she fell asleep again. We really didn't sigh, "It's really worthy of being a pig."
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Underworld Pure Spirit Pool
"Hu, Hu, I finally arrived, but fortunately I was not late." After a while of running, a beauty finally brought a pig to her destination. Looking at the pig that was still sleeping, the beauty was speechless. It was not that she had never seen a pig, but this was the first time she had seen such a top-notch one. She was so perverted that she was not awake yet.
"Xiaoyu, this is the first time you have come back so late. Is it difficult to complete this mission? No, I remember that the soul you are going to bring back this time should be very cooperative." An uncle who was holding a big book said without raising his head. Judging from his appearance, he should be the so-called judge.
"Don't mention it, this dead pig can't wake up. It's still sleeping. I really don't know what his physiological structure looks like. It's not awake." A beautiful woman, who shouldn't have called Xiaoyu, shouted angrily. She was really about to be angry with this dead pig. It's okay to be like this. She shouldn't have fallen asleep and reincarnated.
"Dead Pig?" The judge, who had been lowering his head and didn't know what he was looking at, finally raised his head and looked at Xiaoyu in surprise. "No, I remember that the soul I asked you to pick it up has nothing to do with a creature like a pig no matter how you look at it." The judge said these words that made people swear, and I don't know what he thought.
"Why isn't it?" Xiaoyu said angrily, "How fat is this guy growing and he can still sleep under this situation. What else can he be if he is not a pig? You know, it took me more than three hours to wake him up, otherwise why do you think I would come back late."
"Fat, I can't wake up, this... Xiaoyu, you can't pick up the wrong person." The judge couldn't sit still and ran down from his seat.
"How is that possible?" Xiaoyu asked in disbelief, "This guy is obviously named Zhou Zhu."
"I remember I told you that there were two Zhou Zhu and two of them in that school, and they happened to live in the adjacent ones; in the two dormitories, I also specifically reminded you to be careful not to pick up the wrong person, why did you even make a big mistake for me?" The judge said helplessly, and he was really speechless about Xiaoyu.
"What should I do?" Xiaoyu stammered. She also knew how big the leak she had poked this time. Changing other people's fate would have inestimable consequences.
"When the time is coming, I'm going to send this guy back and catch the other Zhou Zhu. Fortunately, this guy hasn't entered the Jingling Pool yet, otherwise it would be irreversible." The judge immediately gave Xiaoyu an idea, and he still took good care of this little girl who often caused trouble.
Just when Xiaoyu was about to send the pig, our protagonist Zhou Zhuo, back, a certain pig that had been sleeping suddenly got up and walked shakingly toward not far away, but his eyes were still half closed.
Just as the judge and Xiaoyu were stunned, a pig suddenly stepped onto a small pond not far away, and then sank after a few thrusts.
"It's over" the judge and Xiaoyu thought at the same time that the pig was so desperate that he ran to the Jingling Pool.
In fact, it cannot be blamed for him. If you want to blame, you should blame Xiaozhu for his evil class teacher. The only fun of the perverted old virgin in his life is to torture her poor students. Just because he was half a minute late, Xiaozhu was once "tortured" by unimaginable "torture". Xiaozhu was so scared that he never dared to be late again.
Therefore, even the sleepy little pig had to get up on time and follow the familiar path that he had with his eyes closed, he could walk several round trips to the toilet to take care of himself. Unexpectedly...
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The King of Hell Hall in the Underworld
After listening to the narratives of the two subordinates, the King of Hell was getting too big. Xiaoyu often caused some trouble, but at most he apologized and then passed. However, this time he had such a big mistake, and even he could not save him. You must know that this would be a death sentence. What should you do if you ask him to do?
"Judge, please change the fate of this young man with the damn person first. Although this is a bit troublesome, the matter will be easy to deal with in the future. As for Xiaoyu and this young man, let's leave them here first. When the unconscious young man wakes up, see how to compensate him. Xiaoyu will also leave it to him to deal with it. After all, Xiaoyu is sorry for him this time. You must know that the fate of this young man is really in the thousands, and it is not that simple to deal with." The King of Hell smiled bitterly and shook his head and asked the judge to go down and execute his orders. I just hope that our little pig will not make a big fuss in the underworld.
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I don’t know how long it took, but the pig who had finally fainted finally woke up. Looking at the decorations around me that I obviously didn’t recognize, the pig was sure that this was not his dormitory. "It’s probably not awake, so let’s sleep for a while." The pig thought so, so he closed his eyes again.
"I said, don't sleep again when you finally wake up. Sleeping is mostly bad for your health." A voice next to you said to the pig helplessly. Obviously, he had completely realized how much the pig could sleep during this period.
"Uncle, who are you? Why am I here?" Xiaozhu asked stupidly, his eyes narrowed to a small slit.
"That,,,," After playing with the pig for a while and being silent, the King of Hell finally said everything.
"So, I'm dead, and the one who caused my accidental death was the one who had no brains next to me. Uncle, you are the King of Hell, right?" Xiaozhu said calmly, still smiling on his face. Even the King of Hell could not understand what he was thinking now.
"That. We can compensate you." Since I couldn't see what the pig was thinking, the King of Hell had to bite the bullet and say.
"Compensation, how should I compensate? I can't be resurrected, and it seems that I have to ask you for an explanation. Before the guy who changed my fate died, I couldn't even reincarnate. Uncle, how should I compensate me? Could you please give me Xiaoyu's accompany me?" Xiaozhu said with a good look on my face, but why did he say all the pain in his feet?
"That, that..." For some reason, it was even more difficult to speak when Xiaozhu spoke in this tone. Is the pre-prepared rhetoric seemingly useless? Although this is a mortal, this incident has been so big that the Heavenly Court has sent people to come down long ago. If one cannot handle it well, I am afraid that he will be bad at that time.
After hesitating for a long time, the King of Hell finally said the compensation prepared in advance. "Did Xiaoyu make a mistake? He will be your own punishment. Before you can reincarnate, she will be your special maid. And I promise that your fate will definitely be better than that of this one." Seeing Xiaozhu still having the expression of being very obedient and obedient, I don't know why there were a few drops of cold sweat on the head of the King of Hell, and he quickly threw out his killer move. "And we also made a special game according to your preferences to ensure that you are satisfied so that you can spend the remaining time happily.
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"Oh, really?" When Xiaozhu heard the interesting game, his expression finally changed. It can be seen that he was very interested in this so-called game.
Seeing Xiaozhu like this, the King of Hell finally breathed a sigh of relief, so he tried harder to introduce Xiaozhu to this super game that is said to be a top ten masters in the underworld. "This is a live RPC game, the background is the novels and animations you usually like. In fact, it is similar to the time travel novels you have read before. However, you can make free decisions whether it is the content of the story or the time travel time. If you feel tired of playing, you can change a story at any time. And you can also make free decisions about the characters you turn around, and you can also add some other things according to your preferences. Of course, as your maid, Xiaoyu, will follow you, and her identity is determined by you." The King of Hell finished saying all these words in one breath, for fear that the person in front of him would refuse.
"Okay, I agree, then choose Naruto for the first place. I want to be the vortex Naruto. It's the day before Naruto was born. But I want to make Xiaoyu turn into another water ice nine-tailed fox, so I'll be born with me. But she can freely change her human form, but even when she becomes a human, there is still a pair of fox ears on her head and a tail behind her back. Then I want to be able to remember it. Also, Naruto looks so ugly, and my appearance will be changed to the appearance of Shusuke Fuji, the prince of tennis. Anyway, everyone is called Shusuke, but the color of his eyes and head still remains the same as Naruto's original appearance. That's all, please send me over now, I can't wait." In fact, Xiaozhu is still easy to talk. Why did the King of Hell have such a reaction before? It's really a ghost.
Anyway, our protagonist finally brought his first maid Xiaoyu (poor Xiaoyu), sold to this pig by his boss, and there was no room for resistance.} to Naruto, let us look forward to the following story.
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Chapter completed!