Chapter 2956: Zhibi Zhou Yu
Seeing Sun Ce take out a knife, cut a few pieces of spine from the big fish a few times and bring it to him, and he handed it to him, with a slight smug smile on his face. At this moment, Zhou Yu was really tired, but out of the manners in front of others, Zhou Yu gently took the plate, saying that he was very satisfied, and ended the conversation naturally.
In fact, if this were privately, Zhou Yu now thought he would have to popularize Sun Ce's philosophy of life. I, Zhou Yu, gave up the principle for a few pieces of meat?
If you don’t educate Sun Ce, how can you bring him out to meet others in the future and how can you not lose your share in front of others?
However, this fish is quite delicious. I don’t know what kind of fish it is. It has a strong and tastes good. If you have two more pieces, it will be better to become internal energy and leave the body. At least you don’t have to worry about the feeling of your stomach when you eat. As long as it tastes good, it’s still okay to eat two or three times more.
So Zhou Yu was poisoned. There was no way. The fish that Sun Ce caught was poisonous and was considered a type of poisonous snapper. It seemed that if it was cooked, the thing would be gone. In Hua Tuo's words, it was a biological poison. If it was heated to a certain level and cooked thoroughly, it would be inactive. There would be no problem with it when it tasted.
However, what Zhou Yu ate was not completely cooked and the toxicity was quite high. Fortunately, Zhou Yu is now at least inseparable from the body. After eating, he felt as if he had drunk alcohol, and was very dizzy and very touching.
Just like some Indians use cobra venom as high-level wine, claiming that a drop can make people drunk for half a month, then recover, and enter the sage mode for a long time, Zhou Yu felt like drinking wine after eating this fish.
Of course, everyone else ate it, but they were already cooked thoroughly when they ate it. Gan Ning has developed a habit at sea for so many years to eat cooked food as much as possible.
During this period, Gan Ning had not eaten any toxic things, but generally speaking, poisonous things are much more delicious than non-toxic ones. Gan Ning has a strong constitution with internal energy leaving the body. Even if it is so-called highly toxic, it is impossible to overturn it.
It can be said that there are only three or four poisons in the whole world that can turn over the internal energy and leave the body. Except for the biological virus in Hua Tuo and the others, the remaining three or four poisons will know that this thing will definitely poison you as soon as you encounter it.
As for other poisonous weeds, poisonous mushrooms, poisonous snakes, poisonous fish, etc., they grow in this natural and pollution-free environment, and it is even more delicious after adding poison. Anyway, when Gan Ning occasionally eats wild animals, when adding some fungi, he will throw some colorful poisonous mushrooms into it.
Anyway, it’s not poisonous and tastes so good. According to the habit of the foodie empire, of course I picked it and tasted it. As a Sichuan and Shu boss, it’s normal to eat some poisonous mushrooms or something.
Although Zhou Yu was a little bit tempted, he still had a clear mind. At most, he felt that the alcohol was so strong today, and he was a little dizzy.
"It's strange, haven't I banned my drinking?" Zhou Yu did not deliberately suppress the feeling of drunkenness. He looked at Sun Ce with a slow reaction, "Bofu, did you add something strange to me? Why do I feel a little bit over me?"
"I haven't added it yet!" Sun Ce, who was touching left and right, looked for distilled wine, immediately retorted.
"This rebuttal makes sense." Zhou Yu was so poisoned that he thought he was drunk and too lazy to resolve it. After sitting cross-legged, he touched his chin and laughed at Sun Ce, "It's quite like this time."
That's right, Zhou Yu directly deducted Sun Ce. Others dared not do such things, so Sun Ce dared to do it. As for why he didn't smell the smell of wine, Zhou Yu was too lazy to use his brain.
"It's really not me!" Sun Ce looked at Zhou Yu with dissatisfaction, and then swept around the people around him. Someone dared to do such a thing on his behalf. Is he not treating him as Sun Bofu?
"Hey, there is no smell of alcohol." Sun Ce swept around the people around him, but his intuition was not reacted at all. You should know that at other times, Sun Ce could directly judge by intuition that Zhou Yu needed to burn his brain to get the final result.
"Hey, did you drink for Gongjin?" Sun Ce looked at Zhou Yu and felt dizzy, his eyes half-closed, with some slightly tiredness. Zhou Yu was really drunk, what the hell?
"No, no." Everyone shook their heads. Zhou Yu ordered the ban on alcohol, and only Sun Ce dared to do whatever he wanted. Sun Ce didn't drink it himself, so he secretly found a way to let Zhou Yu drink it. The internal energy blocked the smell of the wine, distilled the wine into clear water, pretending it was water to give Zhou Yu or something.
In short, Sun Ce is also a very good guy. As for others, on the one hand, they don’t have this leisure, and on the other hand, they won’t make trouble on purpose, so Sun Ce will do such things himself.
"You know, I have never succeeded." Sun Ce looked around and looked like a wooden look. This was a sudden success. Why didn't I have any joy of success?
"Aren't you doing this?" Zhou Yu looked at Sun Ce with half-squinted eyes, "Forget it, don't worry, no one except you will do such a thing."
Sun Ce expressed dissatisfaction. What does it mean that no one except me would be so boring? Do you know? This is fighting wits and courage with a top wise man. Do you know what this means?
One of you two thinks I am Sun Ce has no brains, but I did not see that I did the miracle that you have never done.
"I'll go back and rest first, Bo Fu should not do such things in the future." Zhou Yu waved his hand and said, too lazy to argue with Sun Ce. To be honest, Sun Ce can plot against himself, and finally felt it was very difficult. He had a kind of idea that he lived up to my years of hard work.
"Go, go~" Although Sun Ce couldn't remember when he had poured Zhou Yu with alcohol, he succeeded once at least, which was a miracle.
I, Sun Ce, are a man who has fought wits and courage with top wise men and has achieved success. Can you? You can't! Are you worthy? You are not worthy!
Although I didn't know how I did it, Sun Ce was extremely satisfied. What does it mean to empty his brain? What does it mean to have no brain? Seeing that, Mei Zhoulang, Gongjin, the top three wise men in the Central Plains fell into my hands. Can you do it?
You can't do it, I did it, you still say I'm brainless. If I don't have brains, what are you? I just didn't like to use my brain before, but in fact, as long as I use my brain, I'm completely at the same level as Gongjin!
"This rhythm is wrong. Sun Bofu can actually plot against Zhou Gongjin. This is unscientific." After Zhou Yu left, Taishi Ci said with a suspicion.
"You actually questioned my wisdom. Seeing that Gongjin has left, since it was not yours, it must be me." Sun Ce patted his chest with a proud look on his face.
"Although I always feel like I will lose the same way as you if I continue to be so entangled and serious, I still feel that something was exposed in your previous words." Taishi Ci said in embarrassment. It was really that what happened today made Taishi Ci doubt life.
"Ziyi." Gan Ning sighed and patted Taishici on the shoulder, "The meaning of life is not these subtleties. You must understand that Sun Bofu's wisdom is really at the same level as Duke Zhou. Believe me, everyone present thinks so."
Taishi Ci was stunned for a moment, then looked at the people sitting in a circle. Cheng Pu, Han Dang, Huang Gai and Ling Cao, Zhou Tai and Jiang Qin turned their heads and refused to speak. Li Yan, Wen Pin and Zhu Zhi were silently slicing rice on the map.
"I understand." Gan Ning patted Taishi Ci's shoulder twice.
Taishici nodded silently. What you said really makes sense, and I was speechless.
"Uh, what are you talking about? I'm still confused." Mi Fang looked at Gan Ning in confusion and said.
"You are stupid. You can't understand what Sun Bofu's intelligence is equivalent to that of the governor Zhou? You didn't see that everyone else had agreed." Gan Ning sent a message to Mi Fang with a collapsed look on his face.
"What, what, what, why do you default?" Mi Fang's mouth twitched twice, but she didn't understand what it meant, mainly because she didn't turn the corner at all.
"Sun Bofu's brain is Zhou Gongjin himself. If it weren't for the same level, you would have seen Sun Bofu use his brain?" Taishi Ci replied on behalf of Gan Ning.
"..." Mi Fang fell into endless silence. After a while, she saw through life like Taishi Ci, with a completely speechless look.
"Hey, hey, why did you suddenly become silent?" Sun Ce looked at the group of people around him unhappily. His intuition told him that these guys were probably damaging him.
"Bo Fu, ask you a question. Your brother has a conflict with the governor. How should we solve it?" Gan Ning asked Sun Ce with a fearless spirit. When others heard this, they didn't know that gossip was on the face of the guys who had happened before. Those who knew, such as Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, and Han Dang had already started to eat silently.
"Of course it's just a slap when you go up." Sun Ce said naturally. That's how he did that back then.
"Governor Zhou?" Gan Ning asked tentatively.
"Of course it's Zhongmou!" Sun Ce's face was so long. How could it be Zhou Yu? Zhou Yu had never beaten him. Having said that, he wanted to beat Zhou Yu several times, how did Zhou Yu fool him? Sun Ce's thoughts circled around his head and returned to the original place.
"Uh, why?" Gan Ning thought for a while, but couldn't understand the logic.
"Gongjin will not have conflicts." Sun Ce said naturally.
Chapter completed!