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2106 Concentrated Essence

"Old Liu doesn't wrap his bald head around, and always feels that something is missing."

Zheng Ren thought of Liu Zewei and smiled happily.

"By the way, Chang Yue, do you know how Lao Liu's bald head came from?" Su Yun asked.

"It can't be made by myself, right?" Chang Yue asked casually.

"No, no," Su Yun said, "I asked him. He said that when he was young, he was thinking about romance and other things, walking in the rain, etc. Nowadays, there are so many acidic ingredients, and it's just like walking around."

The picture was revealed, and Zheng Ren didn't expect Su Yun's counterattack to be so fast.

"By the way, you have to protect the hair around you. How good are girls? Other hairs are long and you can't see them when you comb your ponytails back. If you become like Lao Liu, you will chat with the patient's family while folding your head, tsk."

"Get out!" Chang Yue said angrily.

The picture was so beautiful that Chang Yue couldn't imagine it at all.

Su Yun laughed, not caring about Chang Yue's anger. As for her current state, what's there to be afraid of? I'm afraid that I can't drink her? Just kidding.

"Brother, buy a flower for my sister." A little girl of fifteen or sixteen years old came over and asked softly, holding a bouquet of flowers.

Zheng Ren and Su Yun looked at the little girl carefully at the same time.

She was dressed very clean and decently, and she looked like she was a student who worked part-time or came to social practice.

His expression was a little shy, and after saying a word, he didn't know what to say. If he was more skillful, those bad words that looked so beautiful and matched the flowers could not be said at all.

"How much does a rose cost?" Zheng Ren's heart moved and asked.

"All the flowers are five dollars a piece."

The price is good, but the imperial capital cannot be compared with the Huacheng side. For five yuan, you can buy a big buy in Huacheng.

Zheng Ren took a rose and was a little nervous.

Life still requires some sense of ritual. Just when I think about giving flowers to Yiren, Zheng Ren's heart is like a roller coaster.

Su Yun thought about it and bought a rose and three jasmine flowers.

"Have you bought so much?" Zheng Ren asked when he saw the girl leaving excitedly.

"Here, this is yours." Su Yun stuffed the rose and a jasmine flower into Chang Yue's hand, holding the jasmine flower and smiled: "How stingy is a woman. She looks at the flowers in your Xie Yiren, and her eyes are red. You said you are the boss, but if you don't know, you would think you were deliberately trying to sow discord."

“…”

Zheng Ren would not think so much. He looked at Su Yun helplessly, too lazy to pay attention to this guy.

"The flower language of jasmine is loyal, pure and simple." Su Yun smiled a little evilly, and Zheng Ren had a bad premonition.

Seeing that he was holding two jasmine flowers in his hand, it should be Liu Xiaojie and Lin Yuan one by one.

With Su Yun's evil smile, Zheng Ren really didn't know what would happen.

Soon, Feng Xuhui's car also arrived.

Liu Xiaojie, Lao He, Lin Yuan came down, and Su Yun smiled and gave the jasmine flowers in his hands to Lin Yuan and Liu Xiaojie.

Girls basically like flowers, especially the spring rain, with a few drops of rain falling on the jasmine flowers, which look delicate and beautiful.

"Thank you, Brother Yun." Lin Yuan said cheerfully.

"Thank you." Liu Xiaojie was still a little shy.

"Hehe." Su Yun's evil smile became even more intense. He invited everyone into the room, into the private room, and sat down.

The professor did not come to have a meal, and his obsession with the Nobel Prize made him give up all his spare time activities and devote himself to it.

Seeing several girls fiddling with jasmine flowers, Su Yun glanced at Zheng Ren and said, "Boss, once a school was intoxicated, more than 300 students were sent to the hospital."

"Oh? What poisoned one?" When he talked about this, Zheng Ren felt a little energetic.

“It is said to be the plumber’s pot.”

"Um?"

"Later, it was reported that the faucet of the septic tank and the tap water faucet were connected in reverse. It didn't take long, so I changed it back. But it still caused..." Su Yun said with a smile.

When he was rushing to eat, he said this kind of shit, pissing, and Zheng Ren expressed his contempt for Su Yun. As long as it was not Chen Niansu, he would appear in front of him, some verbal attacks were basically ineffective.

"Yes!" Lin Yuan shook his ponytail and immediately responded, "I have encountered it once."

Yohe, there is also a supporting actor, Su Yun immediately looked at Lin Yuan with interest.

"But it wasn't that the septic tank water pipes were connected incorrectly. I don't know what went wrong, the pressure increased, and the bathrooms on the 1st to 7th floors exploded layer by layer."

As he said that, Lin Yuan also made a very exaggerated gesture, "Bang bang, it's like setting off fireworks. But the smell is so bad. Fortunately, I haven't returned to the dormitory yet and stand outside to watch the fun."

"The classmates inside are so miserable. I feel scared when I think about it. Fortunately, I was not in the dormitory that day." Lin Yuan said with a smile.

Zheng Ren thought about the scene Lin Yuan said, and the yellow fountain with a strong smell burst out from each floor of the dormitory building, which really made him feel unbearable to see it.

But it's nothing. It's a trivial matter for surgeons who have been standing on the operating table to pick up feces all year round.

Chang Yue frowned, she took the jasmine a little closer, as if she wanted to use the smell on the jasmine to dispel the disgusting smell.

"By the way, when I was in school, I went to the Chemical Engineering School for a while to listen." Su Yun smiled and changed the topic.

"What are you doing when you go to the Chemical Engineering Institute?" Zheng Ren asked.

"Boss, optical medicine has no future. Besides, I have nothing to do except anatomy classes," Su Yun said.

Zheng Ren thought about it, the same is true.

"The main reason is that the professor wants me to study for his graduate school. He said that chemical engineering is the future development direction, and it is much more interesting than medicine." Su Yun smiled evilly.

"One day the professor assigned tasks to several senior brothers and sisters, and used a measuring cup to fill a fermented stool."

"Is this a mess?" Zheng Ren frowned.

"Where is it?" Su Yun laughed, "After purifying, there was only about 10mg of white crystal left. That smelly, no matter how many layers of masks you wear, it would be useless, or the concentration would be the essence."

"Then what?"

"Later the professor said, dilute the crystals with alcohol, 1:1000."

Seeing that Su Yun's smile was even more evil, Zheng Ren knew that the opera meat should be here.

"After diluting, the taste changes. It turns from an unacceptable stench to a jasmine perfume." Su Yun looked at Chang Yue with a smile, "The professor also said that he would give the jasmine perfume he made to his lover. If he didn't have one, he would give it to his best friend, saying that he made it himself."

Chang Yue seemed to have been electrocuted a little and put the jasmine aside.
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