Chapter 0104 Three-person Netherworld Dressing Competition(1/2)
Be careless!
Xiao Ran forgot the old saying in his previous life.
It is said to be a mysterious pill. Women cannot stand it after taking it, women cannot stand it after taking it, and men cannot stand it when they eat it. Men and women cannot stand it when they eat it in bed.
The current situation is that he and Chu Yan worked hard together and the bed collapsed.
It's finished!
Chu Yan was about to cry in the air, and her delicate red face was full of words: Think about it quickly!
Gravel collapsed and soil was everywhere. Below was the hot spring valley, and the two adults could not hide it...
Xiao Ran hid the notebook immediately, hiding it in a system space that no one could find.
Some things are transferred to the space ring, and then put the space ring on your hands to prevent being searched.
Immediately, he waved his hand to support the gravel and soil.
Holding Chu Yan and together, they rolled into the hot spring pool spotlessly.
Gulu!
Gulu!
Just like the perfect water-entry posture and water splash control of the Chinese diving team, Xiao Ran and Chu Yan were so casual about the water.
Even the shoes and coats were taken off to prevent the soil from contaminating the pool water.
Because the noise was not big, Yin Yue Zhenren frowned slightly and was slightly surprised. Seeing that it was Xiao Ran and Chu Yan, he was not very angry either.
Waving his hand made the fog in the pool heavier, but he couldn't see anything at close range.
The pool was not big, and the four of them were almost crowded.
Ling Zhouyue roughly guessed what the two were doing, and her forehead was full of black lines.
"What are you two fools doing? Have you never seen a woman's body? What's so good about it!"
When Chu Yan saw that even his clothes had been stripped off, leaving only a thin bamboo film underwear.
A timid response:
"The master is not an ordinary woman..."
Ling Zhouyue ignored her and cursed at Xiao Ran:
"What do you ask! My teacher's wine is there? If I don't have alcohol, my injury will have sequelae. Will you be willing to walk on my back for the rest of my life?"
As long as I have the value of filial piety, how can I not be willing?
Xiao Ran's vision was extremely blurred and he could only hear sounds.
"It will take half a day to warm wine."
"Since you are not here to deliver wine, what are you two doing here sneakily?"
Yinyue Zhenren thought about something.
"I just saw a bamboo board painting. Is my nephew stealing a woman?"
Xiao Ran denied it!
"How is it possible! I, Xiao Ran, stand upright and sit upright, cannot do such a dirty thing."
Yinyue Zhenren smiled and said:
"I heard that there are painters in the folk who pursue absolute natural sketching, and some peeping women to paint. The paintings are indeed vivid. If they are to pursue the ultimate painting skills, my master will not blame you."
If you give a question, how could Xiao Ran be fooled?
Immediately took out the backup methods.
"Actually, I was afraid that my master would be bored, so I invented a small game to accompany my master to relieve my boredom."
Ling Zhouyue completely disbelief of his evil.
"If you are lustful, you are lustful. Just draw. Don't swear by me. I will limit you to the game within ten breaths. Otherwise, don't blame me for searching you, find the picture of a woman, and see who you are drawing!"
Xiao Ran hurriedly took out a large bamboo board and floated steadily on the water of the pond.
Then he took out a fifty-four bamboo cards and arranged them on the bamboo board.
Yinyue Zhenren was slightly shocked and waved his hand. The thick fog in the middle dissipated, and only bamboo boards and bamboo cards were seen.
Even Chuyan was stunned.
"What's this?"
Ling Zhouyue reached out to hold the bamboo card and took a closer look.
"Don't you draw a woman? Your sexual orientation is a big problem!"
Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:
"It's not related to sexual orientation, this is called Nether Card. You can use it to play many mini games, the most common one is called."
Ling Zhouyue's eyebrows and eyes twitched slightly.
"Do you still have time to play games?"
Xiao Ran said:
"This game can exercise resistance to Netherworld's soul art, and perhaps find a way to break the Netherworld from the game."
"oh?"
“The card is very simple.”
"One to ten are digital cards, representing the power of human beings. Three flower cards and two human-shaped dark cards representing the power of the underworld."
"The three of them are the smallest, increasing to ten in sequence, then the flower card, and then up is the number card one, the number card two, and the largest card is the ghost card representing the human form of the Netherworld, commonly known as the Little Ghost Ming and the Big Ghost Ming."
"The rules are a little complicated. You can use the soul technique to enhance memory and proficiency. I will understand it after I say it once."
"The biggest combination card is the big and small ghost double-person gang-fighting, followed by..."
After Xiao Ran finished introducing the game, he took the three of them to try it out for a few more games.
All three of them were cultivators and quickly mastered the rules of the game and the preliminary skills.
“It’s quite fun.”
Ling Zhouyue slapped the bamboo plaque and crackled, and suddenly had an idea.
"If you promote this game to the gambling house in Chaos City, wouldn't it be a big profit to collect an authorization fee?"
"You know how to bet."
The voice of Yinyue Zhenren sounded stern, but it also revealed a kind of warmth like maternal love.
Ling Zhouyue pouted, and was a little coquettish in her heroic manner.
"What game do you play without a gambling head?"
In the thick fog, Xiao Ran took the opportunity to interrupt:
"In my hometown, this game is often used to play the game of undressing punishment. In the middle of winter, whoever loses a game will take off a layer of clothes."
Chuyan shivered when she heard this.
“So cruel…”
Ling Zhouyue's voice suddenly became as cold as the moon.
"What are you thinking about again?"
Xiao Ran smiled and said:
"Since we are now in the hot springs and are not wearing clothes, I suggest that we disperse the fog. Whoever loses a game will wear a piece of clothing. It is as uncomfortable as if we are shirtless in winter!"
Chu Yan's skin was numb and shivered.
I quickly took advantage of the thick fog to remove my concave and convex small body panels, which made me feel much more comfortable.
"Do you make money from both sides?"
Ling Zhouyue rarely heard Xiao Ran’s logic. She was so angry that her eyebrows twitched slightly, kicked him out of the pool and flew straight back to Baicao Peak.
"Get out of here and practice!"
She felt much more comfortable when she kicked Xiao Ran away and the three women were left.
"I'm idle, I'm idle, just follow this rule, let's play the three of us."
At the same time, Xiao Ran, who was kicked away, did not argue anything, and honestly returned to Zhijian Peak very Buddhistly.
Sitting cross-legged on the lonely pine, closing his eyes and breathing, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, as if he had entered the state of Zen.
Amitabha, good, good, good.
After saying this in my heart, I silently opened a three-foot-square-meter super-large bamboo board.
The bamboo board is mounted on the pine branches, like a large-screen TV with sixty-inches.
To be continued...