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Chapter 292 The most cheap death

Li Mo saw a weird man in a tight-fitting suit from afar, jumping toward him. His hands were raised high and swaying left and right, and a "eye-eyed" scene of a girl running under the sun.

"Little girl, uncle is here to visit you. Hey? There is actually a man... holding grass! MD assistant! What are you two TM doing? Give me the assistant quickly, don't move. The damn little white face raised my hands, hold my head with both hands and don't allow you to resist, otherwise I will blast your head with one shot!"

Seeing Li Mo using brand new US dollar barbecue, the ashes in the charcoal basin can still be seen with traces of the ink pattern of the US dollar, at least several million ashes! Deadpool felt like he was beating the Husky at that time. Are these two lunatics humans?!

Deadpool felt that he was about to go crazy. He couldn't help but the anger in his heart. He burned his whole body from his chest. He didn't care about pleasing Tong En, so he pulled out the pistol hanging around his waist and roared at Li Mo's head!

"Taking money is like killing parents. My Wade's favorite in his life is hellokitty, women, and money! You dare to burn my beloved brothers Franklin in front of me to barbecue. You are like burning my parents in front of me. You! This is... seeking death!!!"

Burning people's parents is irreconcilable! He wished he could shoot Li Mo's head with one shot!

Then, under Li Mo's mercy gaze as he looked at the idiot, Deadpool reached out his hand and inserted it into the burning red charcoal fire, rescuing a stack of unburned dollar fragments.

The burnt smell floated out of Deadpool's burnt palm, but he didn't care about the pain, but instead watched the embers that turned into ashes and were blown away by the wind made helpless whine.

Looking at the fragments of the old man head of Franklin who was charred black and yellow in his palm, he threw away his pistol in despair, kneeled on the ground weakly, hugged the small pieces of paper in his arms, and posed in a frustrated posture of bent forward, and started crying.

"Woooooooooooo...my father! My mother! You died so miserably! You were burned to death by bad people. I was one step late. I am unfilial!"

Li Mo looked sore. It was the first time he saw this guy. This guy was helpless. He had already given up the idea of ​​giving up the electrotherapy of the other party. Then, he reached out and pulled out a stack of old man's heads from the carton behind him and threw it into the charcoal basin to continue barbecuing.

"Oh...! It's the fragrance of mom! Familiar recipe, familiar taste!"

The Deadpool, who smelled the ink of the dollar, screamed and resurrected again. He jumped up with vitality and reached out to grab the stack of dollars from the charcoal fire. Then he tried hard to slap the flames, saved more than ninety Franklins, and hugged them in his arms, muttering to himself: "Don't be afraid, little baby, mom is here to save you, it's okay, it's okay! The fire has been extinguished."

"Hey! What are you doing? Theft or the robbery? This is our money!" Tong En asked in the knee of Deadpool.

"Hehe, little cutie, don't be excited. I'm just saving these innocent money! I really don't understand what you rich people think? You actually use money to barbecue. Are you crazy? It's so shameful. Do you know how many poor children die in this world because of lack of food and water? How many innocent children die because of lack of treatment? How many children cannot study because of poverty? Since you have so much money and are so extravagant that you can't give me some? I'm even more miserable than those who starve, die of illness, and have no books! Look at my face, I don't have money to go for plastic surgery!"

Deadpool pulled open his pants and stuffed the stack of banknotes with remaining warmth into his crotch, then bulged into a big lump and started to preach. At the beginning, he was quite serious, and Li Mo was even amazed that the other party had spit out ivory from his mouth! As a result, the truth was revealed the next moment.

Seeing the almost rotten face, Tong En was instantly angry: "Damn pizza face! Put your face back on, you are disgusting me!"

"Oh! I'm sorry, I hurt you. It's so happy. That's weird!......... It's weird."

"Hey, do you want to eat skewers? Franklin-flavored grilled chicken." Li Mo picked up a skewer of grilled chicken wings and tried to shut up the other party.

"Oh! That's great. I used to eat expired New Orleans roast chicken that cost only five yuan, but I didn't expect that I could eat Franklin roast chicken worth millions in this life. I was so touched! I would like to say hello to the two bosses, greet the two bosses, wish them a happy New Year, and wish them great luck in the Year of the Rooster." Deadpool took the Franklin roast chicken, burst into tears and started to wish Li Mo a happy New Year.

"What are you talking about?" Tong En looked at the other person with confusion, even what...the...? She didn't bother to say anything else. She couldn't understand what "New Year's greetings" is? She looked like a loli question mark????

"Uh, I don't know what I'm talking about. But this thing tastes really good. I like spicy food. It feels like my little brother runs for five hours in a row and bleeds about to burn!" As he ate, Deadpool took out the pink children's schoolbag with kitten patterns behind him, handed it to Tongen, and said, "This is the meeting gift I prepared for you. Do you like it? I carefully selected the latest model of hellokitty. It's so trendy that I have no friends, and I haven't paid!"

"Um..." Seeing the cute cartoon cat schoolbag, Tong En's eyes lit up suddenly, then she deliberately showed a sense of disgust on her face, frowned, secretly glanced at Li Mo, and then pretended to be mature and said: "Oh! Damn, I hate this kind of childish things the most. Don't you think it's too naive? It doesn't fit my identity!"

"Is that so? Fortunately, I've seen this a bit earlier, Dangdang! Please look inside."

Deadpool held the chicken in his left hand, opened his mouth and took a bite, lifted the cartoon bag with his right hand, trembling with one hand, and opened the schoolbag directly, revealing the pile of grenades, bullets, pistols and butterfly knife: "How about it? Are you happy? This is what you like, right? They are all real guys!"

"It's all second-hand rags, it must be very cheap, right?" Tong En raised his eyebrows, looking down on these mottled old antiques, and didn't know which garbage pile Deadpool got from.

"A thousand miles away, the gift is light and affection is heavy. Do you think so? This silent handsome guy. You are so handsome, you must be the boyfriend of this cute little girl? Elementary school students are so great! Is there any? But although the expired loli is good, don't cross the line. It starts in three years! But from the perspective of a friend, I still optimistic and support you."

Bang!

Li Mo could not bear the other party's malicious harassment and directly shot Deadpool's head.

Tong En looked at Li Mo with confusion. Although she had exchanged English proficiency, she could only communicate daily. She couldn't understand the skillful slander of an old driver like Deadpool, so she didn't understand why Li Mo pulled out a gun and shot the head in a disagreement.

"Oh, my Franklin roast chicken fell to the ground and was covered in dust. What else can I eat?" Deadpool, who was resurrected, got up like nothing happened, picked up the roast chicken wings and rubbed it on his body, and started eating again.

Li Mo rubbed his temples, held back and fired the second shot: "Let's talk about the serious matter first!"
Chapter completed!
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