Chapter 307: Wonderful land, wonderful people!
After leaving the company, Xu Yan and the other two returned to the dormitory, packed up their own things, rolled up the bedding and left. Whether they were willing or not, they were convinced or not, the result would not change. They were driven out of the investigation company.↑Dingdian Novel, x.
Outside the dormitory building, Lu Xiaolin, Qian Wanguan and others stood by silently and silently saw off the three of them.
"What are we doing? We are going to the farm, not retiring from the army, and we will come back in the future. There is no need to be depressed, everyone is happy." Xu Yan advised.
"That's right, we just went to the farm to plaster, and we came back after a walk!" Luo Yifei said.
Seeing that the two of them were still in a joking mood, Lu Xiaolin and others were in a better mood and said, "Then you have to work hard and learn how to farm and weed and raise pigs on the farm. Even if you go home in the future, you won't starve to death. At least you have a skill!"
"You will only farm and raise pigs in the future!" Xu Yan smiled and cursed, then changed the subject and said, "If you have time, go see us, and I will guarantee that you will be full."
Xu Yan waved goodbye and left with his backpack on his backpack.
"Sure!" Lu Xiaolin, Qian Wanguan and others focused on the key points.
Looking at Xu Yan and the other two, Lu Xiaolin recalled the previous words, and the more he thought about them, the more he felt that something was wrong. What does it mean to feed them full? Do they think they were pigs?
As soon as he thought of this, Lu Xiaolin couldn't help grinding his teeth and murmured, "This bastard is taking advantage of us!"
"What's wrong?" Qian Wanguan asked curiously.
Lu Xiaolin told his discovery, which caused an uproar among the crowd.
"This guy is really not a thing. We saw him off with kindness, but he verbally took advantage of us. Can you still play together!"
"I don't think he should be punished to go to the farm, he should be locked in a pigpen!"
Xu Yan didn't know that he was cursed by a group of people gritting their teeth, so he left with his backpack on his back. On the way he left, his footsteps paused slightly, and he did not turn around, but his fists clenched silently. He would definitely come back in this place where he had lived for nearly a year.
"What's wrong?" Noting his abnormality, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian also stopped and looked at him in confusion.
"It's nothing, let's go!" Xu Yan shook his head and walked forward.
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farm!
Xu Yan and the other two came here, but they didn’t meet anyone along the way. Soon they came to an arch with three big words written on it: Pig Paradise!
"Pig Paradise, why isn't it Jurassic?" Luo Yifei curled his lips.
"Let's go, let's go in!" Xu Yan greeted, and the three of them walked into the archway. As soon as they entered it, a sour smell came.
"My God. What the hell is this? We won't live here in the future, right?" Luo Yifei said with a sad face. Thinking of the time he would live here in the future, he would lose his mood in an instant.
The three of them walked forward and found that one wall said "The Home of the Warrior. The Paradise of the Pig!", and the exclamation mark behind them was particularly prominent.
On the other wall, it reads "Comrades. We will feed every feed to the pig's mouth!"
When the three of them were dumbfounded when they saw this slogan. The people with these slogans are definitely talents. The previous sentence puts the warriors and the pigs side by side, and the next one is even more exaggerated. They feed each feed into the pig's mouth. Is it someone who wants to steal pig feed or what?
Luo Yifei opened his mouth in surprise and said in confusion: "Feed every feed into the pig's mouth. Is anyone stealing pig feed? Our army is not so poor that we don't give food to the soldiers, right?"
"That's not clear. Who knows if there are people like you who have special hobbies. It's not necessarily true that they like to grab pig food!" Xu Yan said with a rolling eyelid.
"What do you mean? You just robbed pig food!" Luo Yifei retorted.
"Xu Yan, Mule, stop arguing, let's go to the squad leader to report!"
Jiang Danian went to smooth things over, and the three of them walked towards the captain's house. Along the way, you can see that the hygiene here is very good and the pigs eat very fat!
A soldier saw Xu Yan and the other two, but ignored him and continued to play with the pig. His expression and movements did not look like facing a pig, but rather like facing his girlfriend.
The three of them felt chills and walked away quickly to a door with the sign "Team Headquarters" hanging.
"Report!" Xu Yan shouted loudly.
The first impression of a person is very important. Although he never thought about staying here for a long time, he decided to have a good relationship with the captain. After all, they will be controlled by others in the next time.
Xu Yan's voice was very loud, but there was no response inside.
"Isn't there anyone?" Xu Yan thought so and shouted again: "Report!"
There was still no movement inside. Xu Yan looked back at Luo Yifei and Jiang Da Nian, and gently pushed the door!
The door opened, and there was a man lying on the bed and sleeping soundly!
The three of them were a little confused. They were sleeping inside at this time, and this was almost a dream in the investigation company.
The three of them looked at each other, and Xu Yan shouted a report again, and this time the other party finally woke up.
The man opened his sleepy eyes, looked at Xu Yan and the other two and asked, "What are you two doing?"
"Two people?" Xu Yan was stunned and thought to himself whether one of the Mule or Da Nian had left? He looked back and saw Luo Yifei and Jiang Da Nian were there. He was speechless. It was obviously three people, but in his eyes, he had only two people!
"Report to the captain, we are three people!" Xu Yan corrected.
"Oh, there are three people!" The captain responded, squinted his eyes, groped and picked up the eyes beside him and put them on.
Damn!
When Xu Yan saw it, he couldn't help but complain, saying that you are wearing sunglasses when you have high myopia, are you wearing cool sunglasses?
The next moment, the captain took off his eyes again, touched the lenses, and said angrily: "Xiangyang, you have you, the bastard, come in for me!"
Xu Yan and the other two looked at the lenses, then looked at the captain's hand, and couldn't help but feel happy. It turned out that this was not sunglasses at all, but ink was applied to the myopia lenses.
The three of them rubbed their noses, suppressed their smiles, and exchanged gazes with each other. It seemed that they would not be bored at all when they came to this farm!
After a moment, a tall and strong man walked away, stood attentively when he came in, greeted a standard military salute, and said seriously: "Captain, what's the matter with you calling me?"
Xu Yan looked at Xiangyang secretly. Although this guy was doing regular actions, Xu Yan could tell at a glance that the guy was not a good person.
"Is it the ink you applied on my glasses?" the captain angrily.
Chapter completed!