Chapter 266: Bragging

"Uh, I'm talking about Lao Liu." Jiang Yan's forehead began to sweat constantly, and he pulled his sleeves to wipe it: "Although I am handsome, handsome, heroic, and elegant. But I am still a virgin, and I don't want to die yet. You are my buddy, so you can't help but cover it, right? Otherwise, you're here to wait, and I'll introduce others to you. Lao Liu, do you like to be fatter or thinner?"

"Damn, it's not that you're buying pork, you're going to be fatter and thinner." Liu Qian laughed loudly, then his eyes narrowed again, stared at Jiang Yan, and laughed evilly: "Fatty Jiang, I think you are the most suitable for you. The relationship between us brothers is so good, so you can lend me your body." But he was laughing in his heart, fat man, how is the excitement he gave you this time?

"Brother, I, Jiang Yan, have never been sorry for you in this life." Jiang Yan's face turned pale and she said in a crying voice: "Old Liu, why do you have to hold me to me? For your funeral, I, Jiang Yan, ran around, as tired as a dog."

Afterwards? Liu Qianwei was stunned and then suddenly came to his senses. How could Fatty Jiang have the key to his own home? He ran over alone early in the morning?

Seeing that he was so scared, Liu Qian didn't dare to joke anymore. He laughed and patted his shoulder and said, "Okay, Fatty Jiang. I'm just a little joke with you. Do you really think I'm a ghost? Tell you, I'm a powerful cultivator now, and I'm just a Nascent Soul out of my body. As for fear of being like this? Tell you, now that my buddy is back, I won't watch you suffer alone on earth without help, and practice with my brothers in the future!"

Jiang Yan's face gradually turned from fear to astonishment. His eyes looked at Liu Qian like an idiot: "I said Lao Liu, have you read too many Qidian yy novels? Or did you break your head in a car accident? It would be fine if you die and turn into a ghost, but the Nascent Soul is out of your body? Damn, if you leave the Nascent Soul, I'm already a god."

Regardless of Liu Qian's eyes that wanted to kill him, he seemed to have seen through, buried his body in the sofa, spread his hands, and said, "Okay, okay, for your unclear head now. If you possess it, possess it, but you are not allowed to wipe out my soul. I will see that it will take a few days to enter the underworld and reincarnate. I will lend you my body for a few days. Alas, you have not been in the sun for a few days. Who told me to be your brother wrongly? But there is one thing you want to guarantee to me that you will never use my body to do disgusting things, such as knocking off..."

"His grandma, Fatty Jiang, please die for me!" Liu Qian pulled a sofa pillow with his energy, and threw it to his head in a funny and angrily: "Damn, with my qualifications, I still need to live by masturbating? I just hooked my fingers, and the girls didn't line up, crying and shouting for me to fuck?"

Seeing Liu Qian joking with him and bragging, Jiang Yan seemed to be back at the scene of drinking and bragging with Liu Qian, and the last trace of fear in his heart disappeared. Regardless of Liu Qian's current "ghost", he caught the sofa pillow, and laughed and threw it back: "Damn, Lao Liu, just blow it to death. Without even a sip of this wine, he started talking nonsense. Do you still remember that after we drank last time, you said you would go and pick up a girl to show me. As a result, the other party ignored you."

When Liu Qian heard that he mentioned that, his long-closed memory also came to his heart. He smiled awkwardly and avoided the pillow, and turned around and scolded, "You are not much better, right? I still remember that you, a fat man, took me to the bar and said that there were all coquettish mature women, and it was very easy to attack. I followed you excitedly, but the end... His grandma, that's a gay bar! No wonder he is still an old virgin, tsk, a rare animal, right?"

Jiang Yan blushed when he heard this, but he seemed to think of something. He immediately retorted: "I am a virgin, but Lao Liu, you haven't seen anything broken, right? Let's stop talking about your elder brother."

"Is I a virgin?" Liu Qian smiled proudly and said, "I don't have too many women, I'm waiting for me to come. I'm lying with me, but the queen of the elf tribe in Tianfeng Continent, that's what it feels like, tsk. Forget it, I won't tell you anymore. Anyway, I'll just pull out any of my women, and all those popular movie stars and singers will be laid off."

"Haha, haha." Jiang Yan laughed three times as if he was dry and pointed at Liu Qian and cursed: "Old Liu, I didn't expect that after you died and became a ghost, your bragging skills were better than before, and you were the queen of the Elf Clan. Why don't you tell me that you are a goddess? Anyway, you are bragging, so it's better to brag a little bit."

"Uh... Although the goddess has never done it, a certain goddess has helped me blow Xiao." Liu Qian was a little embarrassed. Although the God of Death Ye Baihe and herself were extremely close, they have never been truly enchanted. If I had known, I would have been a bully first. Now that I am so confident.

Dong! Jiang Yan rolled his eyes and patted his head, laughing exaggeratedly: "Okay, buddy, you are so funny. Ha! Look at you being so excited. Let's drink together, and then blow away..." At the last sentence, Jiang Yan reached out to pat Liu Qian's shoulder.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yan's hand slapped in the air. He passed through Liu Qian's shoulders and waved a series of beautiful water ripples. This scene made Jiang Yan's smile stiff, and his originally smiling eyes suddenly dimmed: "I'm sorry, Lao Liu." His eyes gradually became wet, and a few turbid tears flowed down his eyelids, sobbing: "I'm afraid I won't be able to drink with you again in the future and brag."

"Jiang..." Liu Qian seemed to want to say something, but Jiang Yan raised his hand to stop him.

"I know, you still have a lot of things you want to do in your life." Jiang Yan's eyes were red and his expression was miserable: "That's why I miss you in the sun. But don't worry, after you go down, I will definitely burn you some money and stuff. Don't you like goddesses? It doesn't matter, I will definitely prick a few more goddesses to burn for you. If I had known that you would die so early, I would have to buy a girl to come back and let you break the ground! Damn, human life is so fragile and helpless. After I finish your funeral, I must find a woman break ground as soon as possible. I don't want to be like you, in vain."

The first half of the sentence was still a bit touching. But the more you talked about it, Liu Qian had the urge to pick him up and throw him down from the upper floor. Damn, is this called an eulogy? Liu Qian thought to himself that he was fortunately not really dead. If he really died, he might be so angry that he would crawl out of the coffin when he heard this, he would be so angry that he would crawl out of the coffin, pinch his neck, and take him down together, so that he would have a companion on the way to relieve his boredom.

"I'm not dead yet. What's your funeral?" Liu Qian stared at him angrily.

"Old Liu, can you wake up?" Jiang Yan was sad and excited to catch Liu Qian, but he still caught him in a hurry: "Look at how you are, you are still not dead? Your body is still in the hospital morgue. What do you think I came to your house early in the morning? I just help you find a set of clothes you like to wear the most, and then..."

"My body?" Liu Qian was really shocked: "Patient Jiang, are you talking about my substitute. No, I am really dead? How did he die?"

"Of course I was hit by a car." Jiang Yan's eyes were like a pair of rabbit eyes, and he said with a sob: "It's not uncommon for you to forget it. I heard that people become ghosts after death, and they usually forget how they died. The night before yesterday, in order to save a little girl, you were hit by a car. Not long after you were sent to the hospital, you..."

Was hit by a car? Liu Qian couldn't believe that his clone was stupid as he was so virtuous. Damn, he blamed his unscrupulous master for not adding some special abilities to his clone? He could even hit his car to death? Liu Qian couldn't guarantee anything else. If it were a car, a hundred vehicles would be queuing over him, and he wouldn't have broken a hair. Fortunately, he came back in time. If he couldn't come back, wouldn't his parents have to live alone?

When he thought of the clone's death, his parents must have been in the hospital guarding the body and were in pain. Liu Qian could no longer sit still and asked Jiang Yan which hospital it was. He walked through the window and flew straight to the hospital.

"Oh, your dead lover's name is Liu Qian?" Ye Baihe and Mu Wan'er were sitting in the same car and drove quickly towards the city. She recognized the photo when she first saw the photo. Although the Liu Qian in the photo was very different from the Liu Qian she knew. However, the unique sensitivity of a woman and her unique judgment made her make that judgment in the first moment.

When Mu Wan'er learned from the photo, the name of the person was also Liu Qian. Although Ye Baihe was calm on the surface, she was like waves in her heart. It was obvious that Liu Qian and herself had turned into nothingness in the energy vortex just now. Why is there another Liu Qian here? It seems that he is still Liu Qian who has not started to practice the truth?
Chapter completed!