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Chapter 1041(1/2)

Several people hurriedly dragged Old Liutou to the shade of a tree on one side, and the fat cook kept pinching him. Some people also found some water for Old Liutou to drink.

"The food in your Shuntianfu Yamen is pretty good. Mr. Sun and I are here to share the meal. Don't be restrained, let's eat together! Let's eat together!" Li Xiao saw that Old Liu Tou had been treated and entered the cafeteria with his rice bowl.

"Liu Xingyuan, where do you usually eat?" Li Xiao glanced at the canteen.

The cafeteria is large and can accommodate about two hundred people to eat together. The dishes have been placed on the table, and it looks like there are about eight people at a table.

The meals are two meat and two vegetables, four dishes and one soup according to the regulations of the imperial court!

Obviously, Liu Xingyuan will not eat in such a place. Because there is no seafood on the table!

"Uh...! This..., the official usually eats with the servants." Liu Xingyuan looked embarrassed for a while and pointed to a table.

"No way! Lord Fu Yin, can you eat with these people?" Li Xiao walked around the cafeteria carrying his rice bowl.

In fact, you don’t need to look for private rooms, you just need to follow the smell of seafood.

Walking into the box, Li Xiao's eyes suddenly opened up.

It was a large area of ​​about fifty or sixty square meters, with an eight-person table in the middle.

There is a huge plate on the table, and the plate is full of large flying crabs. One weighs a pound!

The remaining things like shrimps and prawns are just for decoration. Anyway, the table is full of things, except seafood.

In the middle of the table, there are four plates of steaming dumplings, which are the staple food.

"Ouch! I said Liu Fuyin, your food is pretty good. Can I have a meal at your place?" Li Xiao took the seat of honor without hesitation.

"I borrowed your favor, Marshal!" Sun Yuanhua followed Li Xiao and naturally sat down next to Li Xiao.

With these two giant Buddhas around, no one dares to sit down. Liu Xingyuan and a group of officials from Shuntian Prefecture stood aside with their heads bowed, not knowing what to say.

Li Xiao directly picked up a huge flying crab, opened the lid and smelled it: "It's quite fresh, Mr. Sun, we are so lucky, it's full of yellow fat!

Liu Xingyuan, does he have any wine? Such good seafood will be wasted if there is no good wine."

"Commander! There is wine there, Wuliangye. It's a good wine. I'm borrowing the marshal's favor today." Sun Yuanhua stood up, picked up a bottle of Wuliangye, unscrewed the cap and smelled it.

First, he poured himself a glass and drained it in one gulp. He said "smack" and "smack", and after holding his breath for a long time, he said: "Good wine!"

"I know it's good wine!" Li Xiao took it and poured a glass of it.

Liu Xingyuan's head was almost stuffed into his crotch, so he was caught first. Liu Xingyuan has nothing wrong with him except that he is greedy.

And I am particularly fond of seafood. If I don't eat seafood for a day, I feel like I haven't eaten, and I always feel that something is missing.

"Let's eat together! What are you doing standing still? Master Fu Yin, sit down! Sit down! I don't bite, Liu Xingyuan, sit next to me." Li Xiao pointed to the seat next to him.

"No!" Liu Xingyuan gritted his teeth and sat next to Li Xiao, with his butt only daring to rest a little on the edge of the chair.

All the remaining officials took their seats. Those with low official positions whose seats were occupied by Li Xiao and Sun Yuanhua went out to eat as if they had been granted amnesty.

No one really dared to eat, they were all practicing horse riding and squatting here. Their little hearts were beating so fast. The two older ones persisted for a while, their heads began to sweat, and they were already full of energy.

The realm of Yuan.

"Master Fu Yin, why don't you use your chopsticks? I'm telling you, Mr. Sun and I will not eat this meal from your Shuntian Mansion in vain.

The green onions in this plate of fried sea cucumbers were peeled by Mr. Sun. If you don't believe it, you can smell the green onions on his hands?" Li Xiao broke open the crabs and ate them with great joy, not even looking at these red-faced officials.

them.

"Uh...!" Liu Xingyuan now just wanted to tear the cook into pieces.

"I peeled the onions, but the leeks in this dumpling were picked out bit by bit by the handsome man.

You have copied it today. I have been following the commander for almost twenty years. I have never eaten the vegetables picked by the commander!

Don't be stunned, eat! Eat!" Sun Yuan was beating the drum beside him with a smile on his face.

What a waste! The commander-in-chief picked leeks, and the chief assistant peeled onions. Even if they had the guts, they wouldn’t dare to eat it!

Liu Xingyuan stood up in panic, walked to the side, lifted up his official robe and knelt down.

"Commander, Lord Chief Assistant! I have failed to abide by the court's regulations, and I would like to ask you both to convict me."

Liu Xingyuan came out and knelt down, thus saving those guys who were practicing the Three Flowers Gathering Five Qi Chaoyuan.

Everyone walked up to Liu Xingyuan and knelt down, saying: "Commander, please! Lord Chief Assistant, please punish me!"

"Condemned! Haha, today we eat people with short mouths and take people with short hands...! Oh, we didn't take anything from you either. Short hands don't count!" Li Xiao didn't have the chance to see a row of people kneeling on the ground, holding their hands.

He raised his wine glass and had a drink with Sun Yuanhua.

Liu Xingyuan knelt on the ground and simply banged his head on the ground. Anyway, it was only a hundred pounds, and things were like this. If you want to kill or cut into pieces, you can do whatever you want.

Li Xiao and Sun Yuanhua ignored them and continued to eat and drink on their own. From time to time, they even picked up wine cups to have a drink!

After eating a meal in the stormy sea, Li Xiao even felt a little stretched. Those kneeling on the ground were already kneeling so hard that their legs were weak and their whole bodies were trembling.

But despite the excruciating pain in their knees, no one dared to stand up.

After eating and drinking, Li Xiao is picking his teeth!

"Mr. Sun, the affairs of Shuntian Mansion belong to the civil affairs, it is up to you to handle it." After saying this, Li Xiao leaned on the chair, picking his teeth and touching around.

"Liu Xingyuan! Don't think that your punishment of kneeling is unjust. The commander and I are not here today to see you eat and drink.

Look, the pit in the front yard is full of people. There are actually people setting up stalls selling vegetables!

Liu Xingyuan, Liu Xingyuan, Shuntian Prefecture asked you to set up a vegetable market? I promoted you to be the governor of Shuntian Prefecture, so you were asked to run a vegetable market?

Although those little soldiers and crab generals under your command no longer collect things and receive money, they don’t do any fucking work either!

Ask your people, how many things can they do in a day? How do you plan to manage the capital?

It's such a mess? I'm really blind, I used a fool like you. The commander is here, where do you tell me to put this old face?" Sun Yuanhua slapped his old face hard, making "pop" and "pop"

Direct sound.

"Sir, I was wrong! I was wrong! Don't do this, don't do this...!" Liu Xingyuan knelt on the ground and kowtowed, crying until tears flowed down his face.

"Even if this old face has been completely disgraced, Liu Xingyuan, let me ask you, can you still do this to Shuntian Prefecture Yin? If you can't do it, go home and take the child." Sun Yuanhua felt that it was not worthwhile to slap himself in the mouth, and looked at the people on the ground.

Liu Xingyuan asked.

"Yes! Yes! I can't bear it, even if I indulge the officers. This time, I will work hard to rectify it." Liu Xingyuan immediately became energetic, thinking that his position would not be guaranteed today.

But I didn't expect that there would be a bright future in another village. It seems that these two people have no intention of taking down me!

Originally, he was still thinking that he didn't want to offend anyone, but now it seems that the gang of grandchildren below are actually doing this behind his back.

Now that the Marshal and Mr. Sun have caught him, don't blame me for being rude.

"Be ruthless and don't have any scruples." Li Xiao said in a deep voice.

"No!" Liu Xingyuan felt more confident after receiving Li Xiao's words.

"And you have a full table, what's the point? The imperial court has issued orders to apply for public funds to eat and drink, but you just do it in different ways.

What's the point of spreading the word?" Sun Yuanhua pointed at the table full of seafood.

"Promise! I will correct it, I will correct it!" Liu Xingyuan hurriedly agreed.

"You go to the front yard now and get twenty coins for yourself. I am your superior officer. If you don't do your job well, I will beat you."

If they don't do their job well, you beat them up. Anyway, in a word, you are the Yin of Shuntian Prefecture. If the affairs within the jurisdiction of Shuntian Prefecture are not managed well, I will look for you if I don't look for others.

If the officer fails to do his job, I will beat you! If the officer accepts a bribe, I will beat you! If there is a lot of abuse in the government office, I will beat you.

If you think your butt is strong enough, then continue to fool me like this. When the time comes, when I spank you once every three days and once every two days, don’t say that I didn’t say hello to you.”

Sun Yuanhua said fiercely, his expression became much more ferocious.

Liu Xingyuan shivered all over. He was afraid that it would be too late to resign at this time. If he continued like this, he would probably be beaten to death while serving as the Yin of Shuntian Prefecture.

"Between you being beaten to death or beating someone to death, you have to make a choice. As for the choice, I don't care.

Anyway, I'll leave the matters on the ground in Shuntian Mansion to you. Mr. Sun, let's go." Li Xiao lit a cigarette and walked out while smoking.

"Think clearly! If you beat me piece by piece, you will be beaten to death sooner or later." Sun Yuanhua glanced at Liu Xingyuan who was kneeling on the ground, and followed Li Xiao out.

"Farewell, Commander-in-Chief! Farewell, Chief Assistant." Liu Xingyuan felt angry in his heart, and had to send the two of them off like a good boy.

After seeing off Li Xiao and Sun Yuanhua, Liu Xingyuan gathered all the people in the yamen.

Then he walked to the lobby by himself!

"By order of the commander-in-chief, I, Liu Xingyuan, will blame myself for twenty times. Come on, beat me!" Liu Xingyuan said and took off his pants.

In front of the public, her white buttocks were exposed, and she was lying on the desk like the prisoners.

The servants under him were a little dumbfounded. They didn't expect that one day they would be able to fight Master Fu Yin. They all held up water and fire sticks and dared not do it!

I beat Mr. Fu Yin today, who knows if I will be given a pair of small shoes to wear tomorrow.

"Come here, the hatchback squad leader, you guys fight." Liu Xingyuan yelled, and the hatchback squad leader trembled in fright.

"grown ups……!"

"Stop talking nonsense, hit me!" Liu Xingyuan roared. It felt really uncomfortable to have someone look at your butt.

"No!" The two brothers looked at each other.
To be continued...
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