Old Monkey and Ding San took the ship and prepared to take a real vacation trip.

After staying in Yinlak for a month and a half, their vacation was halfway over.

Three months of leave were granted at once, which was already the limit of armor-wearing days.

Generally speaking, two months is enough.

However, this month and a half has also greatly bulged their wallets. The numbers on the passbooks have jumped a lot, and this number is somewhat shocking.

Riding on the passenger ship, we traveled comfortably through the Suins Canal area, and then went to Alexandria, Egypt.

Ding San and Old Monkey followed a group of people off the cruise ship and took a beautiful tour of Alexandria.

I heard that this city was named after a great man who fought from Egypt to India.

If there were not high mountains blocking their way, they would have fought all the way to the Ming Dynasty.

Listening to the tour guide's introduction, both Old Monkey and Ding San scoffed.

Especially after hearing that the guy only had tens of thousands of troops in his hands, the two brothers agreed that this guy was fooling around, or that he was chewing grass or something.

Qin and Zhao fought a great battle in Changping. In the first battle, Zhao was forced to surrender 400,000 soldiers.

Four hundred thousand people were killed in the trap alone, not counting those killed on the battlefield.

Just tens of thousands of people came to fight against millions of Qin troops. One person could kill them with just a spit of spit!

He also said that if there were not high mountains blocking their way, they would conquer China.

Isn't this just messing around with your eyes open?

According to the old monkey, if there were no mountains to block him, that so-called great man would probably become a burial object for the Emperor of Qin.

Egypt feels like chaos!

There were messy people everywhere, wearing long Arab robes, squatting under the dirty walls.

Some were chewing some local grass, and some were smoking hookah.

These guys chatted all day long, literally chatting all day long.

Old Monkey and Ding San didn't understand how these people could have so much to say.

Besides being messy, it’s also dirty!

The place where the Egyptians lived was quite dirty and messy. Even with the bowl of old Indian wine as a base, the two brothers were still shocked by their living environment.

A large swarm of flies settled on the adobe house on the roadside. As long as someone passed by, the flies would rise into the sky like black clouds.

There were a lot of flies and they even hit the face.

What a taste! Really non-biting and refreshing!

Where black clouds gather, there are usually cow or sheep bones.

They are all skulls, to be precise, skulls that have been chewed on.

These skulls attracted countless flies, which gnawed at the bits of flesh left behind by the Egyptians.

I don’t know what their psychology is, but the Egyptians like to place the heads of eaten cows and sheep next to the walls of their homes.

Moreover, there is a large row of them, and many of the bones have turned yellow, which is obviously due to age.

The two brothers watched for a long time, and suddenly they had an epiphany. Maybe this was the Egyptians showing off!

Look, my brother always eats meat. Don’t believe it?

Look at the cow and sheep skulls outside the wall of my buddy’s house. They are stacked in rows.

Sure enough, the house with the most cow and sheep skulls had no sheep heads at all outside the walls, they were all cow skulls.

Moreover, there are so many cow skulls that they are almost as high as the roof.

As for poor families, not only do their houses have adobe houses on poor land, but they also don’t even have many cow and sheep skulls at the base of the walls!

Outside the walls of their house, not only were there few bones, but they were also a mixture of cattle and sheep. It was far different from those of wealthy people, who had all cow skulls and no sheep skulls.

Perhaps, people have reached the point where they eat mutton every day.

After watching several blocks in a row, the two brothers were convinced of their guess.

The most popular places in Alexandria are brothels and casinos.

The brothels here generally exist in the form of bathrooms!

And the bathroom here is different from the bathrooms in Ming Dynasty and Russia.

The large bathhouse of the Ming Dynasty army could hold one or two hundred people at a time and was as large as a swimming pool.

There was a pool of men soaking in it, and the sound was really majestic.

Especially after the recruits have been washed, the water in the pool is not much different from mud.

Russian bathrooms are different. In addition to the traditional bathing pool, they also have a steaming method.

There is a charcoal fire pot inside the small wooden house. Water is constantly poured on the charcoal fire, causing the inside of the small wooden house to steam.

After a while, people will be covered in sweat.

It is said that this can effectively clean people's pores, make people's skin better, and wash it cleaner.

The origin of this method is still controversial, some say it comes from the Ottoman Empire.

Some people also say that this is from Finland, Russia’s northern neighbor. Anyway, no matter what you say, everyone says it makes sense, and it makes people confused.

But generally speaking, Russian bathrooms are also large bathhouses. This kind of bathhouse is similar to that of the Ming Dynasty, and a huge pool is standard.

Bathrooms in Egypt are different!

Bathrooms are generally not too big, and the room sizes vary according to price.

Just like the top-level room that Ding San and Old Monkey came to, it was almost a hundred or ten square meters.

There is a pool of about twenty to thirty square meters in the middle of the room!

This is not the point. The point is that this bathroom is specially designed for the two brothers to take a bath.

In other words, a pool that can hold twenty men can now be filled with two of them.

Perhaps they were afraid that there were only two of them and they would feel lonely bathing in such a big room. The Egyptians very considerately found two young girls to accompany the two of them in the bath.

Of course, two girls are just a guaranteed number. They are the necessary service staff to open a room!

If you are rich enough and want to enjoy yourself enough, you can also ask more beauties to take a bath with you.

Perhaps, this is the reason why the bathroom requires a hundred or ten square meters. If it is too small, it is indeed not enough.

People who come off the battlefield always like to have fun within their ability. Even Ding San thinks there is no problem with this.

Unlike those low-end brothels in Russia, not only the charges here are cheap, but the service here is also very considerate.

Reading with rice balls

She's not at all like a Russian girl who just takes off her pants and does it!

The old monkey found four girls. The warm water and the more heart-warming girls immediately fully relaxed the tired body and mind.

It has been three years, and their nerves have been in a state of tension all the time.

Even if there are no combat missions and they retreat to the rear for temporary rest, they will maintain this state.

God knows, someone might sneak past the sentry at the gate of the camp, rush in, and throw explosives into the house.

This kind of thing happened more than once or twice. Some troops were negligent and suffered great losses as a result.

Usually those who do this kind of thing are either Ukrainians who have been bribed or agents who have sneaked in.

There are some guys who just squat on the roadside quietly and look at you.

As long as you walk past where he is looking, this guy will immediately take out the remote control and press the button.

Then,……

There is no more, you are blown away.

Those who were lucky enough to be killed were killed on the spot, with blood holes all over them. The death was extremely tragic.

If you're unlucky, you're doomed.

The body that was bombed was full of holes, but he would not die for a while. The most painful thing is that the body that was bombed was missing two parts, but the doctors were very skilled and saved it.

Living like this is really a life worse than death.

No one wants to die, and no one likes life to be worse than death.

Therefore, as long as we are still on the front line, everyone will be nervous.

Old Monkey and Ding San would hold their guns even when they were sleeping. As long as someone suddenly opened the door, they would shoot without asking.

They were not the only two people with such symptoms, so the Ming army became extremely polite. No matter which door they entered, they would knock on the door before entering.

What's more, you also need to match the password.

During the three days they stayed in Egypt, the two brothers basically spent the time in the bathroom.
To be continued...