Chapter 47 The toilet situation
"I'll just say that we brothers work together to cut off gold!" The secretary clicked the mouse aimlessly to show his excitement. Paopu threw the mouse and grabbed Coke and took a big sip. Then he breathed comfortably: "It's satisfying!"
Song Lin stood up and stretched his waist: "I'm suffocating, I'll go and swear."
"Brother, you're still a long way to go!" The bathroom comes with Jiutian Wenjian. For a large Internet cafe with at least hundreds of people all night, the bathroom is naturally not small. There are three compartments and a row of narrow urinals on the men's toilet, but in fact there are many people in the daytime, so it seems too quiet at night. People outside are busy all night, making it seem like a pure land in the downtown area.
Song Lin walked to the urinal and stood and untied his trousers. At the same time, he also heard the sound of slow footsteps.
This is obviously a purposeful slowdown to hide something. Perhaps it is normal in other places, but it seems special here. The netizens are all walking in a hurry, afraid that they will delay the time for a long time, so how can they have such leisure to walk slowly? Besides, the footsteps do not belong to one person.
At least four or five people's footsteps overlapped with each other, and they were also slow and light. Soon the bathroom door was pushed open, and someone stayed at the door, and three people walked in. The bald man Dagang was walking in front of the three, and the one who pulled a few steps later was the blue-skinned rat and another guy with a scorpion tattooed on his neck.
Dagang held a half-burning cigarette in his mouth and walked to Song Lin, standing next to Song Lin, standing next to Song Lin, rudely taking out the guy, like a small fountain. Dagang was shivering comfortably, which made him look very natural and would not make people think of any problems.
Behind Song Lin, the door of the compartment rang. The sound should be that the blue-skinned rat and the scorpion man were about to defecate. But the next second after the door rang, something was covering Song Lin's head with a "huh" sound!
If it is an ordinary person, he will be confused. When he is attacked, he will be completely unable to react. The blue-skinned rat has a large woven bag in his hand, which can cover his entire upper body at once, and then let them do whatever they want. He beat him and threw him into the compartment and then closed the door. When he is discovered, he has not known when he has gone, but in short, they have not failed this trick yet.
The blue-skinned rat bit the betel nut in his mouth, rounded the mouth of the woven bag, and suddenly covered Song Lin's head. But just as he was about to cover it, Song Lin, who seemed to be concentrating on peeing, suddenly turned his body very quickly, and kicked the blue-skinned rat's chest through the woven bag.
"boom--"
The blue-skinned rat was kicked backwards by Song Lin, and smashed the wooden door of the compartment. And he fell into the compartment with an unfinished rest. Naturally, the toilet in the Internet cafe was not a toilet, but it was all ceramic squat toilets. The blue-skinned rat sat on the urinary pond. Although the toilet pit was deep, his butt would not be able to sit in, but I don’t know which one of the unethical people didn’t rush after pulling the poop, and they still had diarrhea. There were many splashing stars on the edge of the pond. The blue-skinned rat fell so hard that it hurt his chest. What was even more depressed was that he was sitting on the poop...
The Scorpion man took out a butterfly knife from his pocket without hesitation and swung it on his hand. Before he could show any sword, Song Lin kicked him in the chest again. The Scorpion man suddenly felt like he was flying in the clouds and hit the blue-skinned rat impartially. The Blue-skinned rat finally supported half of his body, but was directly hit by the Scorpion man. The Scorpion man was even more depressed than him, because the Scorpion man impartedly in the toilet, and his whole hand was instantly immersed in the soft and smelly unknown object...
At the same time, Dagang, who was originally peeing very naturally, suddenly hit Song Lin's cheek without warning with his elbow! If this side hits, it will inevitably cause dizziness. If it hits the side, it will hit the middle chin a little lower, which will inevitably cause dizziness. If it hits the temple, it will be dizzy when it hits it. It is neither high nor low, it will be ears, and it will be dizzy even if it doesn't mix up. The left side is the bridge of the nose, and the right side is the back of the head. In short, as long as it hits it, it will cause powerful damage.
Dagang has been a serious Muay Thai student for several years. Not to mention a face, even a few centimeters thick wooden board will be broken directly!
Go to the death! Dagang used all his strength like an eagle falcon. Within such a close distance, he believed that Song Lin would not be able to avoid or stop him.
But just as his elbow was about to hit Song Lin, Song Lin suddenly stepped aside, just avoiding the powerful elbow strike, and even gave him an almost exactly the same elbow strike!
Because Dagang hit Song Lin at the elbow, the empty door was exposed under his ribs. He wanted to change his skills and was tall and slow to react, while Song Lin was too fast.
It's okay, he is so fast and not big, he shouldn't be strong, and he won't be able to get hit with his strong body... Dagang was doing self-comfort.
At the same time, he heard a "click" sound, which was the sound of bone breaking. Then, the indescribable severe pain instantly spread from the ribs to the brain. Da Gang was so painful that he groaned and took two steps back, and bent down involuntarily.
It's okay, he is still a student, and he will definitely not kill him... Dagang was comforting himself again, and at the same time he also heard a "whip" sound of wind!
Song Lin had just raised his leg to the sky, and then slashed it violently, slashing heavily at Dagang's head like a giant axe to open the sky. Dagang hurriedly tilted his head at the critical moment of life and death, and with a "bang" sound, he slashed on Dagang's shoulder. Dagang suddenly felt as if half of his shoulder was cut off by an axe. He screamed and fell into the urinal.
Suddenly, the urinary urination in the urination soaked his clothes. He was shocked and afraid to grab the wall of the urination with his hand that could still move. He tried to kick and kick his feet, but it was too slippery. He grabbed the thick urinary alkali that had dyed yellow tiles and white, but he could not stand up.
The noise in the men's bathroom was too great, and it quickly alarmed the students who were all night long. The students who were still noisy just now suddenly became quiet, and they looked at the men's bathroom with their necks on their backs.
The two guarding the door couldn't hold back. They originally wanted to do the work without showing off, but now it was obviously impossible.
"What are you looking at when you are a female horse?"
"It's not your business, I'll take a look at my eyes and pick them out for you!"
Two exiles took out their weapons, one holding a pointed woodpecker knife in his hand, and the other untied the iron chain around his waist, shaking it "rattled".
The students were immediately frightened. They were just not their own business, let alone two vicious exiles, who would like to step forward?
The secretary and Paopu immediately realized that something had happened to Song Lin. They looked at each other and stood up at the same time. The secretary wanted to move the chair under his butt, but it was very difficult to move it, so they had to pick up a plastic stool. Paopu grabbed the glass coke bottle and was about to rush over to fight to the death when he suddenly heard a angrily scolding from the stairs that shocked the world and cried the ghosts:
"Who is the female horse who is not very eye-catching dares to make trouble with me!"
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Haha, we are already ninth! Breaking and exploding! Let’s explode all the way! I’m sorry if I don’t explode, hahaha! Everyone keep exploding! Don’t stop! I’ll also compose immediately, let’s explode together!
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Chapter completed!