The first thousand three hundred and four chapters come naturally
While Anyou was traveling to the imperial capital, Anyang was always busy and had almost no rest during the day.
The rabbit spirit and Huang Lan were not only idle but also fought nonstop, and even Xiaochan was caught in the attack. It seemed that once Anyang didn't look at them, they no longer had to tolerate each other, and various conflicts broke out.
Huang Lan sat on the bed in the bedroom, hugging her hands on her chest, crossing her legs and shaking, her slender and tense legs pressed against each other, but her eyes were cold, staring at the rabbit sperm opposite her.
"You idiot rabbit, you dare to dislike me! I still dislike you! Do you think I am willing to lie on the same bed with you at night, but you are not as thick-skinned as you have to turn into a big white rabbit and rub the bed and then secretly turn into a human form in the middle of the night. Do you think I don't know your tricks? I just disdain to pay attention to you, don't be too proud!"
"Then don't sleep with me! It makes me have nightmares every night." The rabbit spirit slowly fought back.
"Hey, you rabbit, how do you say!" Huang Lan raised her eyebrows and shocked the rabbit spirit, but it did not make her retreat.
After pausing, Huang Lan said again, "Do you think I am willing to squeeze with you two little animals with a comfortable floor without hitting me? It's not because of you! You are also like this vixen, what are you looking at! Still look! Don't pretend to be pitiful with me here. I don't know what kind of virtues your clan is the easiest to get into heat! You both think about hooking up with fellow Taoist Anyang all day and night. If I hadn't worked hard to protect the chastity of fellow Taoist Anyang every day and night, you would have succeeded by both of you!"
The little fox's eyes shrank and he didn't say anything.
But the rabbit meditated for two minutes before finally organizing the language and said, "You are so embarrassed to say that you have done more than us. You lie on him every day!"
"That's...that's one of my protection methods. If I hadn't lie on him, you might have done something!"
"Tsk! You just want to lie on him!"
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
"I'm not!"
"You just like to lie on him!"
"I don't like it!"
"Then stop lying!"
"I..." Huang Lan paused, licked her somewhat dry lips before saying, "I want to lie down!"
"You just like to lie on him!"
"So what if I like it!"
"You...you just want to lie on him!"
"So what I want!" Huang Lan stood up and walked to her, looking at her condescendingly, "If you have the will, you jump up and bite me to death!"
"I...I don't eat tigers." The tone of the rabbit spirit suddenly became weaker. After a long time of cowardice, "With us here, you will feel uncomfortable, right?"
"What does it have to do with you!" Huang Lan snorted coldly.
"I...we can discuss it." The rabbit said stutteringly, raised his head and blinked his eyes to look at her.
"How to discuss?"
"You have to convince us, and we both feel comfortable with each other."
"Say! He was so rude!" Huang Lan rolled her eyes disdainfully, "No wonder you rabbits are so weak and so rude!"
"You hang out, we will beat us, we should not rush together." The rabbit spirit said weakly, "You are so good, I am so good, well, little fox is good."
"Is that true?" Huang Lan was slightly stunned.
The little fox lowered his head and said nothing, clasping his nails.
"So what you mean is that we will separate, you will belong to me every day? It's not good to divide up fellow Anyang Daoist like this. After all, fellow Anyang Daoist belongs to his wife. Although his wife is not here, don't you need to ask him for his opinion?"
"It's so hard." The rabbit spirit said in a low voice, raised his head and glanced at Huang Lan, lowered his head in fear, and his voice became even smaller. "If you talk nonsense, Sister Xiaoqian will be back. If we can't stand it, you can't even get down!"
"Hey, when did you become so smart, you almost caught up with me...one tenth."
"Shut up..."
"Hmph!" Huang Lan snorted coldly, "Then what do you think you can divide it!"
"This is a good score, I think about it..." The rabbit spirit lowered his head and thought for a while before asking again, "Do you want to divide it according to the number of weeks or by the number?"
"How to divide by number?"
"No. 1 belongs to you, No. 2 belongs to the little fox." The rabbit said with a grimace, licking his mouth and stopping.
"Hmm? What about the others?"
"The rest belongs to me." The rabbit spirit said in a low voice and firm manner, then raised his head to look at Huang Lan, then looked at Xiaochan, and immediately shivered.
Huang Lan's face turned pale, and the little fox with his head lowered also raised his head. Both of them were staring at him, as if they were trying to share his rabbit.
"No...no?" the rabbit spirit asked with some uncertainty, his voice hesitant.
"Do you stupid rabbit think I am a fool?" Huang Lan asked in a deep voice with gritted teeth.
The rabbit monster stared at her and blinked her eyes twice.
"No!" Huang Lan shook her head decisively, "This is too unfair to us. How do you tell me how to divide it by week number! If you don't, you can only start again!"
"By week count..." The rabbit spirit was a little unwilling to do so, and lowered his head and thought for a long time before saying, "Monday will be you, Tuesday will be the little fox, and the others will be me."
"You rabbit spirit want to die, right?" Huang Lan said, "You will be born on Monday, the little fox will be born on Tuesday, and the others will be born on me."
"Huh?" The rabbit spirit was stunned, then lowered his head and thought, "No, I'm going to lose money like this."
"Then I'm also very poor when you did that!"
"But... I'm not losing." The rabbit spirit said hesitantly, thinking for a while, and finally proposed a compromise plan, saying, "Monday and Tuesday will be you, Wednesday will be the little fox, and the others will be me."
"No! The little fox will be born on Monday, and we will share the remaining six days!" Huang Lan said decisively.
"Hmm?" The rabbit spirit was stunned again, then nodded stiffly. This idea seemed to be good.
Xiaochan was confused and stared at them with bright black and white eyes.
"What do you think? Little fox." Huang Lan turned to look at Xiaochan and asked for her opinion.
"How is it? Little Fox." The rabbit spirit also turned his head.
Xiaochan pursed her lips slightly, with a slightly aggrieved expression, but she still didn't say anything and just glanced at the rabbit spirit.
Suddenly, the rabbit spirit's eyes were confused, but in a moment, the Qingming Festival was restored.
"I think this is not good. It is too unfair to the beautiful and cute Hu Xiaochan, but we have limited time and Sister Xiaoqian may come back at any time. So let's do this. Yesterday seemed to be Thursday, and we slept together, so we will still be together on Thursday. Three people in the other six days, one person and two days, so don't tell Sister Xiaoqian." She said in an orderly manner.
"Hey, you stupid rabbit speaks so coherently?" Huang Lan frowned and confused, then she looked thoughtful in her eyes, "But what you said really makes sense..."
"That's it." said the rabbit spirit.
"I always feel something is wrong." Huang Lan tilted her head slightly, but she couldn't remember it.
Suddenly, the rabbit spirit was shocked. As soon as he came to his senses, he was a little confused. When Huang Lan patted his shoulder and said, "Okay, since that's the case, let's do it like this!"
She nodded quickly and showed a charming smile.
If Anyang knew that these two rabbit spirits and tit spirits with no IQ online and had a bad view, they actually divided him evenly and cleanly during the quarrel, he would probably be amused and laughed. However, unless he was on the scene, even if he listened to someone's narration, he would definitely not have thought that his introverted, cute, diligent and down-to-earth little maid would also play an important role in it.
Night soon fell, and the imperial capital was bathed in darkness again, but neon light gave new light to the city and the people of this city.
Anyang has not been dealing with government affairs all the time. Even if many orders that require His Majesty the Emperor to make are piled up in his office, he has not taken much care of them.
He has been busy thinking about the distribution and decentralization of rights, and has to consider the balance between weighing and decentralization, and also the constraints between the various power agencies and the stability of the future. After all, this group of people are only mortals who are about to take power.
Although he is tired now, he knows that as long as he finishes this matter, the documents piled up in the office will not need to be signed and he will not need to worry about it. The cabinet, parliament, and court that has completely obtained the emperor's rights will handle all these things.
After returning to take a shower, he put on a bathrobe, tied his belt and underwear to prevent a cat from falling asleep and getting in without realizing it. This is a precedent.
But he walked to the bed and frowned.
A small lump bulge was bulging under the quilt.
"Huh? Are there three tumblers usually?" An Yang knew at a glance that there was a big white rabbit under the quilt, so he walked over, lifted the quilt and lay on the bed, and asked, "Why are you only growing in the quilt, and there is a cat and a fox?"
"They are not coming." The rabbit spirit said the line he had thought about for a long time, "They don't like you anymore."
"That's it." An Yang nodded, reached into the quilt and lifted the little white rabbit up, "Say, what conspiracy did you use to deceive them?"
"I... don't." The rabbit let him carry it, without struggling for a moment, and even moving, like a cloth doll.
"Tell me, I won't scold you."
"I'm so sleepy...I want to go to bed."
"..." An Yang pulled the corner of his mouth, "When did you become so smart!"
“I’ve always been smart.”
"Then why was it so stupid before..."
"I've hidden my intelligence." The rabbit spirit said in a low voice. She, who had not moved, broke free from his hand and suddenly got into the quilt again, lying on him like Huang Lan.
When Anyang smiled bitterly, the rabbit had suddenly turned into a human form and lay on him and hugged him. Most of her body was bare, her head was coming out of the quilt, and a pair of long and soft rabbit ears were on her head, and a sweet and innocent but fatal tempting face was below.
A pair of red pure gem-like eyes stared at him, and blinked: "The tigress is not here today."
Anyang immediately smiled helplessly.
Where did you learn this from?
Could it be that the skill that naturally awakens as you grow?
Well, it may be unlikely for other fairies, but it is really possible for this rabbit monster who sets the evil spirit that overthrows the world!
"Kiss me," said the rabbit spirit, and a snow-white and smooth hand reached into his clothes along the gap in the breast of the bathrobe, while the other hand grabbed the knot tied with the belt around his waist, and gently pulled it, as if it was extremely skillful.
Chapter completed!